Deven
@likelyvery.bsky.social
if you need me I'll be knockin one back down at the ol' suckle pub
nothin like Black Friday for receiving emails from companies you got a pdf app from once telling you about some GREAT deals you DEFINITELY want
November 28, 2025 at 2:50 PM
nothin like Black Friday for receiving emails from companies you got a pdf app from once telling you about some GREAT deals you DEFINITELY want
"that'll block out" a statement with the same unwarranted confidence as "we'll fix that in post"
November 23, 2025 at 12:24 AM
"that'll block out" a statement with the same unwarranted confidence as "we'll fix that in post"
somewhere in this apartment, there is a dongle.
November 22, 2025 at 4:40 AM
somewhere in this apartment, there is a dongle.
had to cross to the other side of the street bc a man coming towards me just blew his nose into his BARE HAND and snot flew everywhere
November 21, 2025 at 3:46 PM
had to cross to the other side of the street bc a man coming towards me just blew his nose into his BARE HAND and snot flew everywhere
playing Harvest Moon 64 for the first time in years, and you know what, we lost something when we started accepting day 1 patches. we used to have glitches and exploits in games. we used to be able to raise Karen to max affection in one day by showing her our dog. we used to be a real country.
November 19, 2025 at 11:38 PM
playing Harvest Moon 64 for the first time in years, and you know what, we lost something when we started accepting day 1 patches. we used to have glitches and exploits in games. we used to be able to raise Karen to max affection in one day by showing her our dog. we used to be a real country.
girlies on tiktok who show off like 30 sweaters they knit for themselves frighten me. where do you put all those sweaters.
November 3, 2025 at 3:25 AM
girlies on tiktok who show off like 30 sweaters they knit for themselves frighten me. where do you put all those sweaters.
i learn something new with each knitting project... in this last one, i learned that folded collars are great for if you want your bind-off to take 2 hours and hurt your arms
October 25, 2025 at 3:11 AM
i learn something new with each knitting project... in this last one, i learned that folded collars are great for if you want your bind-off to take 2 hours and hurt your arms
nupps are also a cruel knitting stitch, that is some crochet shit right there. i straight up just use my crochet hook to finish them lol. basically impossible otherwise, my addi needle tips arent very sharp.
October 22, 2025 at 3:53 PM
nupps are also a cruel knitting stitch, that is some crochet shit right there. i straight up just use my crochet hook to finish them lol. basically impossible otherwise, my addi needle tips arent very sharp.
whenever i knit i meditate upon the dumbest shit. currently thinking about how i never used to understand that when some ppl said they were a "cat person" or a "dog person" they meant that they disliked or didn't understand the other animal
October 22, 2025 at 3:40 PM
whenever i knit i meditate upon the dumbest shit. currently thinking about how i never used to understand that when some ppl said they were a "cat person" or a "dog person" they meant that they disliked or didn't understand the other animal
[me, knitting cables for the first time] WHERE is my DOOHICKEY!!
October 22, 2025 at 3:37 PM
[me, knitting cables for the first time] WHERE is my DOOHICKEY!!
lacking in vitamin svc (saltnvinegarchips)
October 20, 2025 at 3:33 AM
lacking in vitamin svc (saltnvinegarchips)
an adult struggle: WHICH colander should i use!
October 19, 2025 at 1:31 AM
an adult struggle: WHICH colander should i use!
oh! ok! thanks for letting me know!
October 18, 2025 at 2:09 AM
oh! ok! thanks for letting me know!
you know what the recent pokemon games have gotten right? a phone that floats in front of my face so i dont have to hold it. we gotta get the boys working on that shit
October 17, 2025 at 9:47 PM
you know what the recent pokemon games have gotten right? a phone that floats in front of my face so i dont have to hold it. we gotta get the boys working on that shit
while i know that "he's got that dog in him" is not actually supposed to mean "autism", i will be using it as such and will not change my ways
October 17, 2025 at 5:32 PM
while i know that "he's got that dog in him" is not actually supposed to mean "autism", i will be using it as such and will not change my ways
Ao3 should implement a DEFCON-esque rating to indicate how sad and damp the characters are
October 15, 2025 at 2:38 AM
Ao3 should implement a DEFCON-esque rating to indicate how sad and damp the characters are
I keep returning to the haunted well of Star Wars fanfic (bc my brain is wrong) and I must come forward with tough opinion: you can't have them say "kriff" during sex. it just. it doesnt work
October 9, 2025 at 4:55 AM
I keep returning to the haunted well of Star Wars fanfic (bc my brain is wrong) and I must come forward with tough opinion: you can't have them say "kriff" during sex. it just. it doesnt work
theres nothing less relateable to me than a character with photographic memory. why don't you just forget shit like a regular person, huh?? who do you think you are, Tim Rogers?? get real
October 9, 2025 at 1:55 AM
theres nothing less relateable to me than a character with photographic memory. why don't you just forget shit like a regular person, huh?? who do you think you are, Tim Rogers?? get real
pssh, tell me something I DON'T know, ao3!
October 5, 2025 at 1:45 AM
pssh, tell me something I DON'T know, ao3!
mattress stitch is a form of torture invented by the US shortly after the Korean war. it was banned by the UN in 1989 (after the fall of of the Berlin Wall), but unfortunately the ban isnt enforceable in knitting patterns, which is why it's stuck around
September 25, 2025 at 7:29 PM
mattress stitch is a form of torture invented by the US shortly after the Korean war. it was banned by the UN in 1989 (after the fall of of the Berlin Wall), but unfortunately the ban isnt enforceable in knitting patterns, which is why it's stuck around
do anime schoolgirls ever eat the toast or do they just hold it in their mouth like a dog with a favoured toy
September 8, 2025 at 8:47 PM
do anime schoolgirls ever eat the toast or do they just hold it in their mouth like a dog with a favoured toy
oh sorry i missed your call, i was making my cat a blankie cave. yes she loves those.
September 8, 2025 at 3:55 PM
oh sorry i missed your call, i was making my cat a blankie cave. yes she loves those.
my "One a Day" brand multivitamins piss me off bc the fine print tells me to take TWO a day. it shouldnt be like this
September 7, 2025 at 4:30 PM
my "One a Day" brand multivitamins piss me off bc the fine print tells me to take TWO a day. it shouldnt be like this
houseguest: mm yummy, did you put almond in it
me, poisoning them: yes... almond
me, poisoning them: yes... almond
September 7, 2025 at 2:23 AM
houseguest: mm yummy, did you put almond in it
me, poisoning them: yes... almond
me, poisoning them: yes... almond
ppl debate about continental vs english knitting grip, but thats not important. what IS important is whether you're in camp "normal human sitting position" or camp "curled up like a goblin" while knitting
August 21, 2025 at 4:00 AM
ppl debate about continental vs english knitting grip, but thats not important. what IS important is whether you're in camp "normal human sitting position" or camp "curled up like a goblin" while knitting