Likeametaphor
@likeametaphor.bsky.social
[NSFW, 18+] 30s he/him gay nerd in education by day, player of video games and enjoyer of big men at night. Gainer, furry, brat, leftist. Message me!
This could be us
(I may be going stircrazy yall)
(I may be going stircrazy yall)
November 15, 2025 at 8:52 PM
This could be us
(I may be going stircrazy yall)
(I may be going stircrazy yall)
I got my new body pillow
(God I am a sucker for kettle corn...)
(God I am a sucker for kettle corn...)
November 15, 2025 at 7:31 PM
I got my new body pillow
(God I am a sucker for kettle corn...)
(God I am a sucker for kettle corn...)
A candid photo of me gatcha gaming. I pulled on the wrong banner. I Honkeyed the wrong Tonk (but got Hyacinth's LC like 20 pulls later hell yeah)
November 6, 2025 at 6:07 AM
A candid photo of me gatcha gaming. I pulled on the wrong banner. I Honkeyed the wrong Tonk (but got Hyacinth's LC like 20 pulls later hell yeah)
Who's gonna make sure I don't run on empty at work? I'm sure you'd love to see me around 300 too, wouldn't you?
November 4, 2025 at 6:23 PM
Who's gonna make sure I don't run on empty at work? I'm sure you'd love to see me around 300 too, wouldn't you?
"I'd tell you what my costume is but you've probably never heard of it. Its underground."
Or I am lazy and want to wear comfy fall clothes at work today
Or I am lazy and want to wear comfy fall clothes at work today
October 31, 2025 at 3:51 PM
"I'd tell you what my costume is but you've probably never heard of it. Its underground."
Or I am lazy and want to wear comfy fall clothes at work today
Or I am lazy and want to wear comfy fall clothes at work today
Tummy Tuesday ft undies holding on for dear life
October 28, 2025 at 9:04 PM
Tummy Tuesday ft undies holding on for dear life
I keep seeing myself in reflections and being surprised ft. 2xl boxer briefs struggling for dear life
October 22, 2025 at 1:39 AM
I keep seeing myself in reflections and being surprised ft. 2xl boxer briefs struggling for dear life
It's tummy Tuesday! And gatcha daily time. Enjoy me watching my squad of duders do dailies while I realize how big I am anymore.
October 15, 2025 at 12:55 AM
It's tummy Tuesday! And gatcha daily time. Enjoy me watching my squad of duders do dailies while I realize how big I am anymore.
Black is slimming, right? (Yall seemed to like the last work shirt picture, so here it is in black.)
October 13, 2025 at 9:24 PM
Black is slimming, right? (Yall seemed to like the last work shirt picture, so here it is in black.)
Last picture hit 100 likes... holy hell! I appreciate it yall. I've been feeling pretty lame lately so it legit means a lot.
So here's me all wet. Cheers!
So here's me all wet. Cheers!
October 11, 2025 at 6:25 PM
Last picture hit 100 likes... holy hell! I appreciate it yall. I've been feeling pretty lame lately so it legit means a lot.
So here's me all wet. Cheers!
So here's me all wet. Cheers!
This is what we do on Fridays? Fine, you twisted my arm!
October 11, 2025 at 12:54 AM
This is what we do on Fridays? Fine, you twisted my arm!
Well, Discord, I'd suggest you not lose my government ID, but I guess we have different priorities.
October 10, 2025 at 12:29 AM
Well, Discord, I'd suggest you not lose my government ID, but I guess we have different priorities.
Committing to shirts-tucked-in after realizing yesterday I was flashing people all day. It's a vibe haha
October 9, 2025 at 4:28 PM
Committing to shirts-tucked-in after realizing yesterday I was flashing people all day. It's a vibe haha
I'm tired and hungry, take pity on me
October 8, 2025 at 2:19 AM
I'm tired and hungry, take pity on me
My reaction any time my boyfriend tries to take a sly picture of me.
September 21, 2025 at 3:42 AM
My reaction any time my boyfriend tries to take a sly picture of me.
I ate a whole pizza (and then some).
September 19, 2025 at 5:53 AM
I ate a whole pizza (and then some).
My belly hits the sink counter now.
September 16, 2025 at 1:37 PM
My belly hits the sink counter now.
I went to the river this weekend and had this taken of me. I made that little chair work for its fucking life
September 16, 2025 at 3:46 AM
I went to the river this weekend and had this taken of me. I made that little chair work for its fucking life
I see you, unlike how Bluesky sees how their overzealous moderation reflects poorly on them
September 13, 2025 at 10:04 PM
I see you, unlike how Bluesky sees how their overzealous moderation reflects poorly on them
Today's challenge
August 31, 2025 at 12:39 AM
Today's challenge
Felt fat, won't delete later
August 28, 2025 at 5:49 AM
Felt fat, won't delete later
Thanks for doing a raffle!
August 26, 2025 at 6:39 PM
Thanks for doing a raffle!
All of these are so cute 😍 I'd love to throw my hat in the ring to be minimized!
August 26, 2025 at 12:07 AM
All of these are so cute 😍 I'd love to throw my hat in the ring to be minimized!
The Uma girls can't be stopped.
August 25, 2025 at 3:52 PM
The Uma girls can't be stopped.
A pic from last night I shared with a cute boy. Now I'm sharing it with many more cute boys. (I still can't believe you can see where my terrible sunburn was a month and a half later...)
August 22, 2025 at 9:23 PM
A pic from last night I shared with a cute boy. Now I'm sharing it with many more cute boys. (I still can't believe you can see where my terrible sunburn was a month and a half later...)