Miss Universe Philippines has a mythology theme going on this year, which is great for anyone whose interests contain both monster girls and mahou shoujo villains (like yours truly).

On the plus side - today I solved a mystery. Unfortunately it was “why does the front hall smell like pee”

Post a fictional character you think would be an anti-vax. Hard mode: no villains.

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You could strive to be someone else’s idea of a ten, or you could be unapologetically yourself and unlock levels 11-15

Anyone else’s 2025 starting out like 2024 II ?
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Me: *Slow to recognize my new therapist, an old schoolmate who has become very attractive*

Therapist: You don’t remember me do you

Me: (I am here for a shy bladder) *pause* My oxy addiction has caused severe memory loss

My dad was a huge ABBA fan. He used to start off his morning on 1 January by listening to ABBA‘s song “happy new year“ which is a deeply melancholy little ditty about continuing to bash your head against the wall because the alternative is giving up. Anyway the old man knew some things it seems

I’m trying to move my CD collection to a different room. I’ve been at it for an hour and I am on “H“

#GenXproblems

There are real live human beings looking at David Corenswet’s gorgeous face in the Superman trailer and saying his shaggy lambs wool hair is some kind of dealbreaker. Madness. Whether you mean his hotness or his super-canonicity, you’re completely deluded.

So how did Gríma Wormtongue come into the employ of the enemy? Did Saruman take out a Classified like

Seeking Professional Vibe Disruptor and Pathological Liar for Toadying duties. Corrupt Desires and Avarice not required but an asset. Must have PhD (Player Hater’s Degree)

However you choose to celebrate, wishing peace and prosperity for you and your loved ones. Unless you’re a hateful bigot with no love in your heart who wants to mind everyone else’s business and then you can have a very merry go fuck yourself.

I was lost in the desert

And a French woman saved my life

By giving me water

She was the most beautiful thing

I had ever seen

Because

Shorty got l'eau