Jen
lightninglure.bsky.social
Jen
@lightninglure.bsky.social
People say dog paws smell like fritos.
No one asks why fritos smell like dog paws.
Books. Sports. Video Games. DND. MTG.
I was feeling very down on myself because I'm struggling a lot to lose weight. Happened to compare a picture taken last night(left) to one from ~10 months ago in the same shirt(right) and was delighted to see such a significant difference.
August 31, 2025 at 8:03 PM
Working in defense and knowing it means my sector will never face budget cuts but also knowing the cost of that
May 14, 2025 at 5:56 PM
My literal first thought
April 24, 2025 at 6:23 PM
He's beautiful, I'm crying. Pls ignore the shipping bag in the back, i was too excited.
Don't ignore the cat though. She's very cute and very vain.

@ultimateguard.bsky.social this is so amazing. I'm obsessed.
April 8, 2025 at 10:32 PM
I'm very adept in gallows humor, but my phones "photo memories" reminded me that I really outdid myself this time last year.
April 7, 2025 at 1:35 AM
Discovered last night that the ultimate guard Avatar deck boxes had gone on pre-order on UGs Amazon storefront and website. So glad I did, these were already almost sold out. I'd be distraught if I wasn't able to cop the Appa one, at least.
April 1, 2025 at 11:14 AM
Trump threatening a 200% tariff on the EU as if that's gonna hurt anyone other than US consumers
March 13, 2025 at 12:52 PM
How it feels being a US citizen, living in fear of having my job and rights stripped away any day now, but at least those bitch ass Trump supporters are going down, too.
March 11, 2025 at 2:58 AM
Second attempt at prime rib turned out amazing! First attempt was a few years ago, wasn't super evenly cooked and wasn't flavorful enough.
This one was cooked perfectly even, flavor was amazing, and it was so tender. Very proud of myself for this.
February 15, 2025 at 4:51 AM
Got some beautiful cards today. Now to decide what deck to put them in. #mtg #magic
January 18, 2025 at 10:39 PM