Jen
@lightninglure.bsky.social
People say dog paws smell like fritos.
No one asks why fritos smell like dog paws.
Books. Sports. Video Games. DND. MTG.
No one asks why fritos smell like dog paws.
Books. Sports. Video Games. DND. MTG.
Me, to my partner: "maddie! Go bills!"
Maddie: "go bills!"
Me, to my cat: "Bigfoot! Go bills!"
Bigfoot: "muaaaaahhooww!"
Maddie: "go bills!"
Me, to my cat: "Bigfoot! Go bills!"
Bigfoot: "muaaaaahhooww!"
September 5, 2025 at 5:48 PM
Me, to my partner: "maddie! Go bills!"
Maddie: "go bills!"
Me, to my cat: "Bigfoot! Go bills!"
Bigfoot: "muaaaaahhooww!"
Maddie: "go bills!"
Me, to my cat: "Bigfoot! Go bills!"
Bigfoot: "muaaaaahhooww!"
I was feeling very down on myself because I'm struggling a lot to lose weight. Happened to compare a picture taken last night(left) to one from ~10 months ago in the same shirt(right) and was delighted to see such a significant difference.
August 31, 2025 at 8:03 PM
I was feeling very down on myself because I'm struggling a lot to lose weight. Happened to compare a picture taken last night(left) to one from ~10 months ago in the same shirt(right) and was delighted to see such a significant difference.
I cant wait for the @mikeflanaganfilm.com Carrie series. I would absolutely love if songs from the musical were woven in as theme music or instrumental scores.
August 31, 2025 at 7:47 PM
I cant wait for the @mikeflanaganfilm.com Carrie series. I would absolutely love if songs from the musical were woven in as theme music or instrumental scores.
As i age, I feel myself truly not giving a fuck about what new words mean, and realizing I detest my smart watch and smart phone. Give me a fit but that only tracks work outs. Give me a phone that has texts and emails and a maximum of three other apps.
August 1, 2025 at 8:01 PM
As i age, I feel myself truly not giving a fuck about what new words mean, and realizing I detest my smart watch and smart phone. Give me a fit but that only tracks work outs. Give me a phone that has texts and emails and a maximum of three other apps.
Musical to Film adaptations hardly ever work. Chicago is truly the only one I can think of where the Film is an exceptionally well done take.
Film to Musical, though? Bangers.
Shrek? Amazing.
Legally Blonde? Literally made a nearly perfect movie even better.
Film to Musical, though? Bangers.
Shrek? Amazing.
Legally Blonde? Literally made a nearly perfect movie even better.
July 18, 2025 at 12:03 AM
Musical to Film adaptations hardly ever work. Chicago is truly the only one I can think of where the Film is an exceptionally well done take.
Film to Musical, though? Bangers.
Shrek? Amazing.
Legally Blonde? Literally made a nearly perfect movie even better.
Film to Musical, though? Bangers.
Shrek? Amazing.
Legally Blonde? Literally made a nearly perfect movie even better.
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this is a day for those of us who have spent the last six months terminally online. this is for us and honestly, we deserve it.
June 5, 2025 at 7:42 PM
this is a day for those of us who have spent the last six months terminally online. this is for us and honestly, we deserve it.
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Valerie ran off while she was on a camping trip with her owners back in 2023 on a remote island in Australia. They had lost hope until locals spotted her more than a year later, surviving in the wild.
After 529 days alone in the Australian bush, Valerie the mini dachshund is home
Valerie ran off while she was on a camping trip with her owners back in 2023 on a remote island in Australia. They had lost hope until locals spotted her more than a year later, surviving in the wild.
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May 30, 2025 at 11:21 AM
Valerie ran off while she was on a camping trip with her owners back in 2023 on a remote island in Australia. They had lost hope until locals spotted her more than a year later, surviving in the wild.
I was wondering who is more unbearable, mom-fleuencers or finance bros?
Then I realized I absolutely love "SLOMW" And I EAT UP that drama and mess but I would NEVERRRRR watch a reality TV show about finance douchebags.
Then I realized I absolutely love "SLOMW" And I EAT UP that drama and mess but I would NEVERRRRR watch a reality TV show about finance douchebags.
May 16, 2025 at 2:16 PM
I was wondering who is more unbearable, mom-fleuencers or finance bros?
Then I realized I absolutely love "SLOMW" And I EAT UP that drama and mess but I would NEVERRRRR watch a reality TV show about finance douchebags.
Then I realized I absolutely love "SLOMW" And I EAT UP that drama and mess but I would NEVERRRRR watch a reality TV show about finance douchebags.
We got Fetterman'd again.
California Gov. Gavin Newsom is set to unveil a budget plan that would cut health care benefits for undocumented immigrants, a stark reversal of his promises of universal health care for all, including “all low-income adults" regardless of their immigration status.
In reversal, Gavin Newsom proposes cutting health care benefits for undocumented immigrants
The plan, designed to help balance California's budget, is a stark departure from the Democratic governor's promises of universal health care.
nbcnews.to
May 14, 2025 at 6:02 PM
We got Fetterman'd again.
Working in defense and knowing it means my sector will never face budget cuts but also knowing the cost of that
May 14, 2025 at 5:56 PM
Working in defense and knowing it means my sector will never face budget cuts but also knowing the cost of that
Very unfortunate for @theonion.com that these real news headlines are more outrageous and horrifying and comical than any satire they could write.
May 7, 2025 at 10:49 PM
Very unfortunate for @theonion.com that these real news headlines are more outrageous and horrifying and comical than any satire they could write.
Someone tell Trump this requires forfeiting all assets and taking a vow of poverty
May 4, 2025 at 2:49 PM
Someone tell Trump this requires forfeiting all assets and taking a vow of poverty
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North America in three quotes by heads of state.
May 2, 2025 at 3:46 PM
North America in three quotes by heads of state.
This is misleading. There was never a policy to limit restrictions on salmonella. This bill was to introduce limits.
It's still bad, but you are lying.
Do your fucking research. There's too much going on to be shooting off about shit you don't know about.
It's still bad, but you are lying.
Do your fucking research. There's too much going on to be shooting off about shit you don't know about.
Watch this before you eat that chicken dinner. 😬🐔
April 30, 2025 at 8:16 PM
This is misleading. There was never a policy to limit restrictions on salmonella. This bill was to introduce limits.
It's still bad, but you are lying.
Do your fucking research. There's too much going on to be shooting off about shit you don't know about.
It's still bad, but you are lying.
Do your fucking research. There's too much going on to be shooting off about shit you don't know about.
I think every man who thinks he can beat a (bear, gorilla, tiger) in a fist fight should be allowed to try.
It's enrichment for the animal and one less narcissist clogging up the world.
It's enrichment for the animal and one less narcissist clogging up the world.
April 30, 2025 at 8:05 PM
I think every man who thinks he can beat a (bear, gorilla, tiger) in a fist fight should be allowed to try.
It's enrichment for the animal and one less narcissist clogging up the world.
It's enrichment for the animal and one less narcissist clogging up the world.
Fuck yeah, Valerie!
For 528 days, Valerie the miniature dachshund survived in the Australian wilderness by eating roadkill and eluding the grasp of humans who wanted to rescue her. All the while, her owners worried about whether they would see her again.
Valerie the dachshund rescued after 17 months in Australian wilderness
The eight-pound miniature dachshund had transformed from an “absolute princess” into a rugged survivor.
wapo.st
April 27, 2025 at 12:00 PM
Fuck yeah, Valerie!
Absolutely was not suicide.
Virginia Giuffre, who was the first of Jeffrey Epstein’s victims to go public — accusing Epstein and Ghislaine Maxwell of recruiting her to join their sex trafficking ring — and who sued Prince Andrew for sexual assault, died on Friday. She was 41.
Virginia Giuffre, Voice in Epstein Sex-Trafficking Scandal, Dies at 41
She accused Jeffrey Epstein and his co-conspirator, Ghislaine Maxwell, of recruiting her to join their sex-trafficking ring and sued Prince Andrew for sexual assault.
www.nytimes.com
April 27, 2025 at 12:49 AM
Absolutely was not suicide.
Man changes his mind literally every day. This isn't a good trait to have as a president. Putting politics and ny hatred for him aside, this is a HORRIBLE trait for a president to have.
President Trump says he doubts Russian President Putin wants to end his war in Ukraine, expressing new skepticism that a peace deal can be reached soon and hinting at further sanctions.
Trump expresses doubts Putin is willing to end the Ukraine war, a day after saying a deal was close
Trump earlier on Saturday met briefly at the Vatican with Ukrainian President Volodymyr Zelenskyy before the pope’s funeral.
nbcnews.to
April 26, 2025 at 4:44 PM
Man changes his mind literally every day. This isn't a good trait to have as a president. Putting politics and ny hatred for him aside, this is a HORRIBLE trait for a president to have.
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BREAKING: Former Rep. George Santos is sentenced to more than seven years in prison on felony fraud charges.
Former Rep. George Santos sentenced to more than 7 years in prison
Prosecutors had asked the judge to sentence the former Republican congressman from New York to 87 months for his "unparalleled crimes."
nbcnews.to
April 25, 2025 at 4:15 PM
BREAKING: Former Rep. George Santos is sentenced to more than seven years in prison on felony fraud charges.
My literal first thought
April 24, 2025 at 6:23 PM
My literal first thought
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Trump blasts the Supreme Court for stopping him from sending people to a maximum security prison in El Salvador for the rest of their lives without any due process whatsoever.
Trump Blasts Supreme Court For Stopping Him From Depriving People Of Due Process
www.huffpost.com
April 21, 2025 at 10:04 PM
Trump blasts the Supreme Court for stopping him from sending people to a maximum security prison in El Salvador for the rest of their lives without any due process whatsoever.
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The mainstream media keeps trying to bring Sec Def Hegseth down by accurately reporting things he did.
NEW: Pete Hegseth’s Signal chats about pending strikes in Yemen included information from a top general’s secure messages to him, three U.S. officials with direct knowledge tell NBC News.
Info Pete Hegseth shared with wife, brother came from top general’s secure messages
Hegseth has denied the information he shared was classified, but it was given to him on a system for sensitive and classified information, sources told NBC News.
nbcnews.to
April 22, 2025 at 1:05 PM
The mainstream media keeps trying to bring Sec Def Hegseth down by accurately reporting things he did.
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BREAKING: The DOW is on track for its worst April since the Great Depression, critical cancer research could be impacted as a Harvard scientist has been detained by ICE, and Trump's approval rating plummets.
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BREAKING: The Dow is on track for its worst April since the Great Depression
The DOW is on track for its worst April since the Great Depression, critical cancer research could be impacted as a Harvard scientist has been detained by ICE, and Trump's approval rating plummets
open.substack.com
April 22, 2025 at 1:54 PM
BREAKING: The DOW is on track for its worst April since the Great Depression, critical cancer research could be impacted as a Harvard scientist has been detained by ICE, and Trump's approval rating plummets.
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“One meeting [DoD Chief of Staff] Mr. Kasper led this month, with a group that works with veterans ….devolved into a recounting of an evening Mr. Kasper and a representative of the group spent at a Washington strip club, said a person who took part in the session.”
www.nytimes.com/2025/04/22/u...
www.nytimes.com/2025/04/22/u...
Under Hegseth, Chaos Prevails at the Pentagon
The defense secretary’s inner circle is in disarray, and distrust is growing among civil servants and senior military officials.
www.nytimes.com
April 22, 2025 at 12:14 PM
“One meeting [DoD Chief of Staff] Mr. Kasper led this month, with a group that works with veterans ….devolved into a recounting of an evening Mr. Kasper and a representative of the group spent at a Washington strip club, said a person who took part in the session.”
www.nytimes.com/2025/04/22/u...
www.nytimes.com/2025/04/22/u...
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Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth remained defiant in the face of criticism over his use of a second Signal group text chat to share information linked to an attack on Houthi rebels, blaming people he said were trying to undermine the administration
Hegseth Remains Defiant After Second Signal Chat Episode
Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth remained defiant in the face of criticism over his use of a second Signal group text chat to share information linked to an attack on Houthi rebels, blaming people he said were trying to undermine the administration.
bloom.bg
April 22, 2025 at 1:58 PM
Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth remained defiant in the face of criticism over his use of a second Signal group text chat to share information linked to an attack on Houthi rebels, blaming people he said were trying to undermine the administration