“Do you ever just treat it (tape) like a jolly rancher and leave it on your tongue until it loses its stickiness?”
January 19, 2025 at 3:24 PM
“Do you ever just treat it (tape) like a jolly rancher and leave it on your tongue until it loses its stickiness?”
That’s what you get playing in bi*tro just for me????
January 19, 2025 at 11:44 AM
That’s what you get playing in bi*tro just for me????
It’s lonely at the top
January 19, 2025 at 11:40 AM
It’s lonely at the top
Blue sky would be better if all those losers on the former bird app would migrate over here
December 17, 2024 at 7:04 PM
Blue sky would be better if all those losers on the former bird app would migrate over here
“You know what snitches get? Shorter jail sentences”
November 18, 2024 at 7:37 PM
“You know what snitches get? Shorter jail sentences”
Reposted by Lish🫶🏼
*not knowing what’s happening* totally
November 18, 2024 at 2:44 AM
*not knowing what’s happening* totally
At what point are we all fully migrating over here? I’m tired of jumping between two apps
November 18, 2024 at 10:33 AM
At what point are we all fully migrating over here? I’m tired of jumping between two apps
Reposted by Lish🫶🏼
Chappell Roan saying “My kink is watching you ruin your life” actually reset my hard drive
November 16, 2024 at 5:35 PM
Chappell Roan saying “My kink is watching you ruin your life” actually reset my hard drive
No bc wtf do you say when someone says “have a safe flight”
Like I guess I’ll try??? I’ll tell the pilot??
Like I guess I’ll try??? I’ll tell the pilot??
November 18, 2024 at 12:34 AM
No bc wtf do you say when someone says “have a safe flight”
Like I guess I’ll try??? I’ll tell the pilot??
Like I guess I’ll try??? I’ll tell the pilot??
Did yall know there’s a pledge to the Christian flag (did you know there’s a Christian flag?) and the Bible?
November 17, 2024 at 2:30 PM
Did yall know there’s a pledge to the Christian flag (did you know there’s a Christian flag?) and the Bible?
I was gonna go to bed early but I ended up talking to my
Aunt for several hours
Aunt for several hours
November 17, 2024 at 7:51 AM
I was gonna go to bed early but I ended up talking to my
Aunt for several hours
Aunt for several hours
“Aliens? Like Avatar?”
“No a third more scary thing”
“No a third more scary thing”
November 17, 2024 at 2:32 AM
“Aliens? Like Avatar?”
“No a third more scary thing”
“No a third more scary thing”
“God will love you until you die”
November 17, 2024 at 2:06 AM
“God will love you until you die”
If I had a nickel for every time one of my cousins robbed the chase bank on William Floyd parkway, I’d have two nickels. Which isn’t a lot but it’s weird that it happened twice
November 17, 2024 at 12:35 AM
If I had a nickel for every time one of my cousins robbed the chase bank on William Floyd parkway, I’d have two nickels. Which isn’t a lot but it’s weird that it happened twice
“I’m not the devil, I’m devil adjacent”
November 16, 2024 at 9:33 PM
“I’m not the devil, I’m devil adjacent”
The best way to play monopoly is with prison rules
November 16, 2024 at 9:10 PM
The best way to play monopoly is with prison rules
“Come in here and get crossed up then”
-Alexa’s boyfriend to a literal 7 year old child while in a bounce house
-Alexa’s boyfriend to a literal 7 year old child while in a bounce house
November 16, 2024 at 8:04 PM
“Come in here and get crossed up then”
-Alexa’s boyfriend to a literal 7 year old child while in a bounce house
-Alexa’s boyfriend to a literal 7 year old child while in a bounce house
YO WHY THIS MAN GOT HIS DOGS OUT? JUST BC WERE IN THE EXIT ROW DOESNT MEAN YOU CAN ACT LIKE AN ANIMAL😭
November 16, 2024 at 3:22 AM
YO WHY THIS MAN GOT HIS DOGS OUT? JUST BC WERE IN THE EXIT ROW DOESNT MEAN YOU CAN ACT LIKE AN ANIMAL😭