Citrine 💎
@lifesadream.bsky.social
I like to say what comes to mind.
💎 Professional Procrastinator
💎 Believer of All Things
💎 Skeptical of Everything
💎 Heart of Gold
💎 Empowered by Humor
💎 Professional Procrastinator
💎 Believer of All Things
💎 Skeptical of Everything
💎 Heart of Gold
💎 Empowered by Humor
I’ve become so healed and secure within myself, that I cackle every time I see someone trying to spin the block. No sir, move around. 🛑💁🏽♀️
April 11, 2025 at 2:23 PM
I’ve become so healed and secure within myself, that I cackle every time I see someone trying to spin the block. No sir, move around. 🛑💁🏽♀️
I miss the $23.99 oil change days😩
April 11, 2025 at 1:22 AM
I miss the $23.99 oil change days😩
I’ve got to find me a coffee alternative. I don’t like my dependence on it every morning.
April 7, 2025 at 12:35 PM
I’ve got to find me a coffee alternative. I don’t like my dependence on it every morning.
These spring time daddy long legs in the house gotta go 🙅🏽♀️ I’m disgusted 🤢
April 7, 2025 at 12:03 PM
These spring time daddy long legs in the house gotta go 🙅🏽♀️ I’m disgusted 🤢
I know my neighbors are mad because I be feeding these deers and they keep coming back🤭
April 2, 2025 at 8:57 PM
I know my neighbors are mad because I be feeding these deers and they keep coming back🤭
Screamo. Because you don’t got to do allat
6. What is a genre of music that you'll never listen to?
March 31, 2025 at 3:42 PM
Screamo. Because you don’t got to do allat
I swear I listen to Ella Mai’s EP at least twice daily 😭
March 30, 2025 at 3:46 AM
I swear I listen to Ella Mai’s EP at least twice daily 😭
I see what Kai is trying to do but, idk how that line up in the house is going to go…
March 30, 2025 at 3:16 AM
I see what Kai is trying to do but, idk how that line up in the house is going to go…
Life after death, celebrity gossip, motherhood
18. What are some topics you can talk about endlessly?
March 26, 2025 at 1:11 PM
Life after death, celebrity gossip, motherhood
Just one time I’d like to open Temu and not have 52 pop ups that I can’t escape from
March 23, 2025 at 12:47 AM
Just one time I’d like to open Temu and not have 52 pop ups that I can’t escape from
Kmart for sure. That 70% jewelry discount always hit
March 15, 2025 at 7:30 PM
Kmart for sure. That 70% jewelry discount always hit
My friend missed my bday and so everyday he wakes up, he’s sure to tell me happy birthday with a new GIF & I just respond with gratitude and excitement as if it really is. This has been going on for 5 days & I just love that.
March 15, 2025 at 5:42 PM
My friend missed my bday and so everyday he wakes up, he’s sure to tell me happy birthday with a new GIF & I just respond with gratitude and excitement as if it really is. This has been going on for 5 days & I just love that.
Tee Grizz is hillarious #couldabeenlove
March 14, 2025 at 11:40 PM
Tee Grizz is hillarious #couldabeenlove
In other news, I got my treadmill delivered 4 days ago & it’s still sitting in its box 😩
March 14, 2025 at 10:36 PM
In other news, I got my treadmill delivered 4 days ago & it’s still sitting in its box 😩
Finally got a chance to listen to Tory’s album and ‼️‼️ it’s getting me through my work day.
March 14, 2025 at 2:53 PM
Finally got a chance to listen to Tory’s album and ‼️‼️ it’s getting me through my work day.
Ordering a sirloin from Chili’s and expecting it to be good was my first mistake
March 14, 2025 at 5:27 AM
Ordering a sirloin from Chili’s and expecting it to be good was my first mistake
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Normalize comforting people without mentioning God
March 11, 2025 at 6:57 PM
Normalize comforting people without mentioning God
So much that I forgot what my first name was…
Yall fw your middle name? I hate mine lol
March 13, 2025 at 2:24 AM
So much that I forgot what my first name was…
I hate that I cry so much for others, but can’t shed a tear for myself.
March 12, 2025 at 4:03 AM
I hate that I cry so much for others, but can’t shed a tear for myself.
I can’t lie, inmate Robert S Kelly kinda did his thing on the Residuals challenge
March 12, 2025 at 1:42 AM
I can’t lie, inmate Robert S Kelly kinda did his thing on the Residuals challenge
I think I drank too much 😭
March 10, 2025 at 5:50 AM
I think I drank too much 😭
Got some Stella rose brandy and it’s a no for me.
a man with glasses and a ring on his finger says " yeah that 's gonna be a no from me dawg "
ALT: a man with glasses and a ring on his finger says " yeah that 's gonna be a no from me dawg "
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March 10, 2025 at 12:25 AM
Got some Stella rose brandy and it’s a no for me.
It was very hilarious and chaotic. Crazy thing is it’s still going..
Today's #shitshow brought to you by #DOGE #incompetence at #work #PresidentMusk
Today somebody started a mass email from a Reply-All email in the VA and it got completely out of control.
A lot of people are pissed and saying some hilarious shit.
Then, somebody CC'ed the OPM reply-all.
Today somebody started a mass email from a Reply-All email in the VA and it got completely out of control.
A lot of people are pissed and saying some hilarious shit.
Then, somebody CC'ed the OPM reply-all.
March 6, 2025 at 10:04 PM
It was very hilarious and chaotic. Crazy thing is it’s still going..
This VA email thread is the highlight of my day
March 6, 2025 at 5:42 PM
This VA email thread is the highlight of my day