It’s 2025 and I just want to take a decent picture of the moon.
October 7, 2025 at 3:45 AM
It’s 2025 and I just want to take a decent picture of the moon.
Duolingo, who? Whaaat? Why?
September 14, 2025 at 7:44 PM
Duolingo, who? Whaaat? Why?
The horrors persist but so do I.
flokiandvienna
Floki the Pug & Vienna the Dachshund
"happy Friday, in Floki fashion 💅"
Floki the Pug & Vienna the Dachshund
"happy Friday, in Floki fashion 💅"
August 15, 2025 at 11:09 PM
The horrors persist but so do I.
History of eponymous foods and the many recipes, lore, etc. Then there would be the annual Stroganoff-off (I would win).
if u could open your own museum what would it be about what are u going to devote your life to curate
what is the most unique museum u have visited
for me possibly the ramen museum
for me possibly the ramen museum
August 2, 2025 at 2:33 AM
History of eponymous foods and the many recipes, lore, etc. Then there would be the annual Stroganoff-off (I would win).
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If I could text my dog.
July 21, 2025 at 6:34 PM
If I could text my dog.
Is there some solar flares or something going on? All the technology is buggy today.
June 2, 2025 at 6:38 PM
Is there some solar flares or something going on? All the technology is buggy today.
Her ears don’t work anymore but they still bring it.
May 7, 2025 at 4:18 AM
Her ears don’t work anymore but they still bring it.
@pwhl--seattle.bsky.social
If your graphics team could do a version of this I would be very delighted.
If your graphics team could do a version of this I would be very delighted.
May 1, 2025 at 10:02 PM
@pwhl--seattle.bsky.social
If your graphics team could do a version of this I would be very delighted.
If your graphics team could do a version of this I would be very delighted.
I am so very excited!
Let’s celebrate together! 🎉
Tune into the PWHL’s press conference at 2PM ET/11AM PT ⤵️
📺 thepwhl.com + PWHL YouTube Channel
Tune into the PWHL’s press conference at 2PM ET/11AM PT ⤵️
📺 thepwhl.com + PWHL YouTube Channel
April 30, 2025 at 6:38 PM
I am so very excited!
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If you're in congress and you aren't publicly in favor of banning the trading of individual stocks by people in congress, get your head out of your fucking ass.
April 10, 2025 at 11:23 PM
If you're in congress and you aren't publicly in favor of banning the trading of individual stocks by people in congress, get your head out of your fucking ass.
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Small dick energy is crashing the global economy.
April 8, 2025 at 12:16 PM
Small dick energy is crashing the global economy.
The Irish language is not subtle with this one.
April 4, 2025 at 4:53 PM
The Irish language is not subtle with this one.
Ah it’s that time of year where I play “allergies or cold?”
April 2, 2025 at 6:43 PM
Ah it’s that time of year where I play “allergies or cold?”
Terrible thought, what if we are just getting a new billionaire DB every quarter?
(I am glad he is out and I hope he lost so much money).
(I am glad he is out and I hope he lost so much money).
•••••••BREAKING•••••••
Elon Musk’s role in Washington appears to be coming to a close.
The day after Judge Susan Crawford’s massive win in Wisconsin, Trump has privately indicated Musk is on his way OUT.
abcnews.go.com/amp/US/trump...
Elon Musk’s role in Washington appears to be coming to a close.
The day after Judge Susan Crawford’s massive win in Wisconsin, Trump has privately indicated Musk is on his way OUT.
abcnews.go.com/amp/US/trump...
Trump privately indicates Elon Musk could step back from current role: Sources
President Donald Trump indicated to top advisers that Elon Musk could be taking a step back from his current role, sources familiar with the matter told ABC News.
abcnews.go.com
April 2, 2025 at 6:40 PM
Terrible thought, what if we are just getting a new billionaire DB every quarter?
(I am glad he is out and I hope he lost so much money).
(I am glad he is out and I hope he lost so much money).
I feel this in my bones.
April 1, 2025 at 2:59 PM
I feel this in my bones.
If the govt can group chat war plans I don’t want to hear anything more about returning to work because we need to collaborate in person.
March 26, 2025 at 4:24 PM
If the govt can group chat war plans I don’t want to hear anything more about returning to work because we need to collaborate in person.
🎶 stop giving men microphones 🎶
Anybody with half a brain could have told him this before he did this.
“Hey governor, if you insist on doing this, how about some ideological diversity amongst your first truancy of guests?”
“Hey governor, if you insist on doing this, how about some ideological diversity amongst your first truancy of guests?”
Gavin Newsom sees 10-point net drop in favorability since launching his podcast. Survey finds "the podcast only made 13% of voters have an improved perception of the Governor, with 26% saying that it harmed their perception."
March 16, 2025 at 1:24 AM
🎶 stop giving men microphones 🎶
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Cool so what happens if GOP attach a national abortion ban to a CR? You'll vote for that too?
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My YES vote is *not* an endorsement of this deeply flawed CR.
My YES vote is 💯 about refusing to shut our government down.
I refuse to punish working families and plunge millions of Americans into chaos.
I will never, ever, ever, ever, ever vote to shut our government down.
My YES vote is 💯 about refusing to shut our government down.
I refuse to punish working families and plunge millions of Americans into chaos.
I will never, ever, ever, ever, ever vote to shut our government down.
March 14, 2025 at 10:50 PM
Cool so what happens if GOP attach a national abortion ban to a CR? You'll vote for that too?
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🔥🔥 @aoc.bsky.social deservedly lights @schumer.senate.gov on fire and explains what a stupid betrayal his vote would be 🔥 🔥https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZT2qCNqS4/
Rep. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez tells reporters there is a "deep sense of outrage and betrayal" from House Democrats following Senate Minority Leader Chuck Schumer's floor speech saying he would vote to...
TikTok video by MSNBC
www.tiktok.com
March 14, 2025 at 2:53 AM
🔥🔥 @aoc.bsky.social deservedly lights @schumer.senate.gov on fire and explains what a stupid betrayal his vote would be 🔥 🔥https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZT2qCNqS4/
14 years ago I picked this girl up in Kansas, she is the best girl. (That is the same bed).
March 6, 2025 at 5:30 PM
14 years ago I picked this girl up in Kansas, she is the best girl. (That is the same bed).
This is the reality tv I want to watch.
If King Charles III defeats Trump in individual combat, the US becomes part of the UK again
February 28, 2025 at 7:29 PM
This is the reality tv I want to watch.
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The year is 2025:
We’re selling loose eggs for a dollar, planes are falling out of the sky, the President is selling crypto, and we’ve fired the people in charge of the nuclear weapons via email.
We’re selling loose eggs for a dollar, planes are falling out of the sky, the President is selling crypto, and we’ve fired the people in charge of the nuclear weapons via email.
February 18, 2025 at 9:10 PM
The year is 2025:
We’re selling loose eggs for a dollar, planes are falling out of the sky, the President is selling crypto, and we’ve fired the people in charge of the nuclear weapons via email.
We’re selling loose eggs for a dollar, planes are falling out of the sky, the President is selling crypto, and we’ve fired the people in charge of the nuclear weapons via email.
I’m sure the post office is going to get worse but I am standing in line for an hour for stamps they don’t even have.
February 12, 2025 at 8:48 PM
I’m sure the post office is going to get worse but I am standing in line for an hour for stamps they don’t even have.