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If you haven't read it yet, you better get it before the current administration disappears it.
#LaurelReadsStuff
#OnTyranny
#HorrorForReal
December 9, 2025 at 11:16 PM
I've befriended a Velcro Cat 🥺
I see many pros and only a claw-ful of cons.

#MaamIAmNotAPincushion
#NotMyCat
#HousesittingLife
December 9, 2025 at 3:48 AM
#Conan and Jordan Schlansky doing an escape room 😂😂😂
December 7, 2025 at 12:57 AM
December 6, 2025 at 1:39 AM
So the place I'm dogsitting this week has Conan O'Brien TV and guess what I've had on all the time 💖 I never saw much of the show during the pandemic and so many of these clips are great! Just Conan and Andy being idiots in front of cardboard cutouts, and it's still hilarious.
December 3, 2025 at 2:58 AM
Okay but what is it with these people who don't have any boxes of Kleenex out when you're house-sitting.
December 1, 2025 at 11:57 PM
I do NOT need #samsung appliances to sing me five minutes arias every time they're done doing something. What I NEED is a microwave that can handle simultaneously heating food and running a timer, or the range fan.

#CongratulationsOnYourPreheating
#ItdBeAShameIfYouNeededToMultitask
#fekkingadulting
November 22, 2025 at 10:43 PM
Enjoying @torimartino.bsky.social posting in her hour of need.
a little girl is hugging a blue monster from monsters inc
ALT: a little girl is hugging a blue monster from monsters inc
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November 11, 2025 at 4:43 AM
Just losing my mind over a chunk of rock, y'all
#Marble
#art
#wtf
October 25, 2025 at 9:29 PM
Sir. Can you not.
October 22, 2025 at 3:32 AM
You'd think this book about a modern day cattle drive through an evil canyon with a ghost train and a massive prehistoric bird thing, along with sentient taxidermy, would be awesome. Especially since it's basically an ancient pagan sacrifice of cattle and people...

#Incorrect
#KindaBoring
#Sorry
October 15, 2025 at 3:54 AM
Oh my word, I haven't laughed this hard in AGES 😂😂🤣 I hope the author made some real dollars on this one 😂

There's even prose in between recipes 😂😂🤣🤣
October 11, 2025 at 11:01 PM
Reposted by #NotACreepass
i like my men like i like my wine: in a bottle and on a shelf. welcome to my haunted house.
October 10, 2025 at 12:29 AM
DALEY MADE A TYPO #JOG @bawnjourno.bsky.social
October 10, 2025 at 3:16 AM
"Well, that book was dry when I put it in your book drop, I don't know how it got to be soaking wet."

#LiesPatronsTell
#WeDoNotBatheReturnedBooks
#NorDoWeHaveABookReturnShower
October 3, 2025 at 1:55 AM
Reposted by #NotACreepass
Hard to blame the Democrats for the shutdown when you're in charge of all 3 branches of government, plus the Supreme Court.
October 2, 2025 at 12:21 AM
Life is dumb but books are amazing 💖
#LaurelReadsStuff
#FantasticDuology
#MAKEITATRILOGYPLEASE
September 25, 2025 at 3:11 AM
The end of physical newspapers is pretty sad, especially when it seems like they're shooting themselves in the foot.
Now the Minneapolis Star Tribune is going to be printed in... Iowa...? Any news that happens after 5pm will not be in the paper.
September 9, 2025 at 1:28 PM
PSA: this is NOT a library approved bookmark.
September 5, 2025 at 3:53 PM
"There are bad days and then there are days when you've been bitch-slapped with an iron."
Favorite line so far, although the eating triacuits gag was A+

#LaurelReadsStuff
#HollowKingodm
September 3, 2025 at 12:34 AM
I JUST GOTTA SHOUT A LITTLE ABOUT ALIEN EARTH OKAY

THIS HAS BROUGHT ME SUCH JOY

HECK YEAH ALIENS
an aerial view of a lake surrounded by mountains and trees
ALT: an aerial view of a lake surrounded by mountains and trees
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September 1, 2025 at 2:46 AM
Poor Muse, you deserve so much better than the Twilight franchise.
August 30, 2025 at 10:15 PM
We need to bring back typewriters. Do you know how awful it is to address 40+ envelopes by hand8
a man with a beard is wearing a white tank top and talking to someone .
ALT: a man with a beard is wearing a white tank top and talking to someone .
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August 30, 2025 at 3:34 PM
July 27, 2025 at 1:30 AM