Lindsay 🍁
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she/her. wouldst like to live deliciously. eyes closed, head first, can't lose.
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Lindsay 🍁
@mslindsayy.bsky.social
· Oct 10
i like my men like i like my wine: in a bottle and on a shelf. welcome to my haunted house.
I love high grocery prices and also the taste of boot
December 1, 2025 at 4:48 PM
I love high grocery prices and also the taste of boot
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WASHINGTON (AP) — Two National Guard members have been shot in Washington, D.C., and their condition isn't known, AP source says.
November 26, 2025 at 7:47 PM
WASHINGTON (AP) — Two National Guard members have been shot in Washington, D.C., and their condition isn't known, AP source says.
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Lots of people sharing this clip because it's funny and cathartic but I also genuinely believe it's important.
We have to win the narrative battle between "I live in a corrupt society and that's just how it is" and "I live in a corrupt society and we are going to defeat and humiliate these ghouls."
We have to win the narrative battle between "I live in a corrupt society and that's just how it is" and "I live in a corrupt society and we are going to defeat and humiliate these ghouls."
Good morning to Brazilian reporter Manuela Borges, who’s been waiting eleven years for this petty moment. ❤️ 🇧🇷
November 26, 2025 at 4:07 PM
Lots of people sharing this clip because it's funny and cathartic but I also genuinely believe it's important.
We have to win the narrative battle between "I live in a corrupt society and that's just how it is" and "I live in a corrupt society and we are going to defeat and humiliate these ghouls."
We have to win the narrative battle between "I live in a corrupt society and that's just how it is" and "I live in a corrupt society and we are going to defeat and humiliate these ghouls."
Thanksgiving week always makes me feel like I’m dying as soon as I get to work, I was clocked out as of 8:30 yesterday morning
November 25, 2025 at 3:19 PM
Thanksgiving week always makes me feel like I’m dying as soon as I get to work, I was clocked out as of 8:30 yesterday morning
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The arc of the moral universe was like
November 22, 2025 at 1:35 AM
The arc of the moral universe was like
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BREAKING: Rep. Marjorie Taylor Greene, the longtime MAGA ally who has recently drawn Trump’s ire for her criticism, says she’ll resign in January.
Rep. Marjorie Taylor Greene to resign in January
The Georgia Republican's resignation comes after butting heads recently with President Donald Trump.
nbcnews.to
November 22, 2025 at 1:30 AM
BREAKING: Rep. Marjorie Taylor Greene, the longtime MAGA ally who has recently drawn Trump’s ire for her criticism, says she’ll resign in January.
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Someone said that leave a charismatic person alone with Trump for an hour and Trump will come out the otherwide agreeing with a lot of what they say, and it doesn't seem to be incorrect heh
Zohran cucked Trump in less than an hour, adjust what you think political strength looks like if you don’t think it looks like him
November 21, 2025 at 8:45 PM
Someone said that leave a charismatic person alone with Trump for an hour and Trump will come out the otherwide agreeing with a lot of what they say, and it doesn't seem to be incorrect heh
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Well that was fucking incredible. He cast a charm spell on the most odious man alive.
November 21, 2025 at 9:13 PM
Well that was fucking incredible. He cast a charm spell on the most odious man alive.
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He’s surrounded by such wormy little losers at the White House that I think he was like wow a cool guy
November 21, 2025 at 8:51 PM
He’s surrounded by such wormy little losers at the White House that I think he was like wow a cool guy
So the fucking CDC is now just the opinions of a guy who sounds like he's drowning in a glass of water
Breaking News: Robert F. Kennedy Jr. said he personally instructed the CDC to abandon its position that vaccines do not cause autism. The move underscores his determination to challenge scientific orthodoxy — in this case, that vaccines save lives — and bend the health department to his will.
RFK Jr. Says He Instructed CDC to Change Vaccines and Autism Language on Website
In an interview, Health Secretary Robert F. Kennedy Jr. cited gaps in vaccine safety research. His critics say he is ignoring a larger point: Vaccines save lives.
nyti.ms
November 22, 2025 at 1:40 AM
So the fucking CDC is now just the opinions of a guy who sounds like he's drowning in a glass of water
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Easy choice if you're a deer deciding where to buy a house
November 17, 2025 at 3:53 PM
Easy choice if you're a deer deciding where to buy a house
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If all you do is manufacture fresh outrage there's no legacy once that stops.
November 19, 2025 at 4:15 PM
If all you do is manufacture fresh outrage there's no legacy once that stops.
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Reminds me of this on Rush Limbaugh:
November 19, 2025 at 3:49 PM
Reminds me of this on Rush Limbaugh:
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one thing about this is that in the wake of all of this kirk is basically forgotten. he was barely cold in the ground before his allies — before his *wife* — started scheming over what they could take for themselves. a real life parable.
New: Reuters has tallied job losses, suspensions and investigations stemming from the reaction to Charlie Kirk's Sept. 10 assassination. Its findings: More than 600 Americans have been punished, and the figure is likely to be an under-count.
www.reuters.com/investigatio...
www.reuters.com/investigatio...
November 19, 2025 at 3:38 PM
one thing about this is that in the wake of all of this kirk is basically forgotten. he was barely cold in the ground before his allies — before his *wife* — started scheming over what they could take for themselves. a real life parable.
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ICE dude: I’m ICE, boys.
Chief Booker: How embarrassing for you.
Chief Booker: How embarrassing for you.
November 19, 2025 at 2:55 AM
ICE dude: I’m ICE, boys.
Chief Booker: How embarrassing for you.
Chief Booker: How embarrassing for you.
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An ICE employee was among 16 men arrested after trying to solicit a minor for sex in Bloomington, Minnesota, police say
"When he was arrested, he said, 'I'm ICE, boys,'" Bloomington Police Chief Booker Hodges said during a press conference. "Well, unfortunately for him, we locked him up."
"When he was arrested, he said, 'I'm ICE, boys,'" Bloomington Police Chief Booker Hodges said during a press conference. "Well, unfortunately for him, we locked him up."
November 19, 2025 at 2:34 AM
An ICE employee was among 16 men arrested after trying to solicit a minor for sex in Bloomington, Minnesota, police say
"When he was arrested, he said, 'I'm ICE, boys,'" Bloomington Police Chief Booker Hodges said during a press conference. "Well, unfortunately for him, we locked him up."
"When he was arrested, he said, 'I'm ICE, boys,'" Bloomington Police Chief Booker Hodges said during a press conference. "Well, unfortunately for him, we locked him up."
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Nothing bad can happen. It can only good happen. :)
U.S. grocery prices have hit a record high — the monthly cost for a family of four is now $1,030.
November 19, 2025 at 3:43 PM
Nothing bad can happen. It can only good happen. :)
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Hello Keith this is your agent I’m advising you to keep posting
Btw about this from Lizza's reply: Olivia and I lived together for 4+ years (4 b'days, 4 Xmases, 4 anniversaries). That's like $1250 of jewelry per celebration. And her apartment was a writing studio. And I made an f-ton then. What was I supposed to do? Get her a lot of Gift Certificates from Kmart?
November 18, 2025 at 2:01 PM
Hello Keith this is your agent I’m advising you to keep posting
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Who comes here? O heavens!
If you do love old men, if your sweet sway
Allow obedience, if you yourselves are old,
Make it your cause; send down, and take my part.
If you do love old men, if your sweet sway
Allow obedience, if you yourselves are old,
Make it your cause; send down, and take my part.
November 18, 2025 at 3:08 PM
Who comes here? O heavens!
If you do love old men, if your sweet sway
Allow obedience, if you yourselves are old,
Make it your cause; send down, and take my part.
If you do love old men, if your sweet sway
Allow obedience, if you yourselves are old,
Make it your cause; send down, and take my part.
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underrated bit of handwaving in the lizza blog
November 18, 2025 at 4:37 AM
underrated bit of handwaving in the lizza blog
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losing my mind over youtube's suggested reply for this comment
November 17, 2025 at 3:50 PM
losing my mind over youtube's suggested reply for this comment