Crone Ranger 📎
@librarianne.bsky.social
Basically a bewildered nobody. I do not respond to DMs from people that I have not engaged with. So please don’t waste your time. And, to preempt your efforts, I am well.
Greetings wonderful Wülferhamptonians. For it is the day of the dress rehearsal and your Crone will be busy making sure she knows her lines….
November 26, 2025 at 10:53 AM
Greetings wonderful Wülferhamptonians. For it is the day of the dress rehearsal and your Crone will be busy making sure she knows her lines….
Is this you @daddyraccoon.bsky.social as well?
November 23, 2025 at 10:20 PM
Is this you @daddyraccoon.bsky.social as well?
Accidental wine has been taken - in vast quantities.
November 23, 2025 at 8:38 PM
Accidental wine has been taken - in vast quantities.
Morning fellow Wülferhamptonians. Big day of rehearsals today. Your Crone is about to transform into a faux psychic ex jailbird. Look how they’re advertising me… Have a lovely day all of you..
November 22, 2025 at 8:37 AM
Morning fellow Wülferhamptonians. Big day of rehearsals today. Your Crone is about to transform into a faux psychic ex jailbird. Look how they’re advertising me… Have a lovely day all of you..
Sod it. With all than accidental wine has been taken.
November 21, 2025 at 8:28 PM
Sod it. With all than accidental wine has been taken.
If you lost a loved one, friend, neighbour to COVID during the epidemic and read the report my thoughts and love are with you.
November 20, 2025 at 7:19 PM
If you lost a loved one, friend, neighbour to COVID during the epidemic and read the report my thoughts and love are with you.
Night night Wülferhampton.
a couple of kittens are sleeping next to each other on a pillow .
ALT: a couple of kittens are sleeping next to each other on a pillow .
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November 18, 2025 at 11:11 PM
Night night Wülferhampton.
Today is not going well . Went to the doctor with what I thought was a simple skin condition and it turns out it’s skin cancer. Bugger.
November 17, 2025 at 5:55 PM
Today is not going well . Went to the doctor with what I thought was a simple skin condition and it turns out it’s skin cancer. Bugger.
Didn’t even get to see David Olosoga’s Three guns that changed the world. Still not well enough 😢
November 15, 2025 at 9:16 PM
Didn’t even get to see David Olosoga’s Three guns that changed the world. Still not well enough 😢
Good evening Wülferhampton. Your Crone has just crawled away from the edge of the Plague Pit and is just tottering back into her hovel - with a cough worthy of a 60 a day Woodbine smoker!
November 13, 2025 at 7:01 PM
Good evening Wülferhampton. Your Crone has just crawled away from the edge of the Plague Pit and is just tottering back into her hovel - with a cough worthy of a 60 a day Woodbine smoker!
Not too good. This virus is a beast. Hope you all have a lovely day xx
arnold schwarzenegger wearing sunglasses says " i 'll be back "
ALT: arnold schwarzenegger wearing sunglasses says " i 'll be back "
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November 12, 2025 at 9:11 AM
Not too good. This virus is a beast. Hope you all have a lovely day xx
Have we had a comment from our Bretwalda @wulfhelm.bsky.social regarding his candidacy for the vacancy of CEO at the BBC?
November 10, 2025 at 3:37 PM
Have we had a comment from our Bretwalda @wulfhelm.bsky.social regarding his candidacy for the vacancy of CEO at the BBC?
Been a busy crone. 4 hours of rehearsals and come home to a poorly OH. And it’s not Man Flu - he’s very rarely ill and has taken himself to bed early after a hot lemon with navy rum and some paracetamol. At least the cat thought it was funny. Have a goodnight y’all! xx
November 9, 2025 at 10:53 PM
Been a busy crone. 4 hours of rehearsals and come home to a poorly OH. And it’s not Man Flu - he’s very rarely ill and has taken himself to bed early after a hot lemon with navy rum and some paracetamol. At least the cat thought it was funny. Have a goodnight y’all! xx
Good morning fellow Wülferhamptonians. The big Red Cross is on the front of the Crone’s hovel. We’re both down with the lurgy- I didn’t think it possible to look more unappealing but the red nose, watering eyes and hacking cough have managed it! Have a wonderful day xx
November 8, 2025 at 10:13 AM
Good morning fellow Wülferhamptonians. The big Red Cross is on the front of the Crone’s hovel. We’re both down with the lurgy- I didn’t think it possible to look more unappealing but the red nose, watering eyes and hacking cough have managed it! Have a wonderful day xx
Good morning fellow Wülferhamptonians. I hope you all have a fabulous #FuckoffFriday.
November 7, 2025 at 10:39 AM
Good morning fellow Wülferhamptonians. I hope you all have a fabulous #FuckoffFriday.
More than accidental wine has been taken!
November 6, 2025 at 11:10 PM
More than accidental wine has been taken!
Getting ready for the piano torture. Thoughts and prayers for my teacher. I hope you all have a better day than he’s going to have! xx
November 6, 2025 at 8:11 AM
Getting ready for the piano torture. Thoughts and prayers for my teacher. I hope you all have a better day than he’s going to have! xx
Tonight it’s not accidental wine - it’s accidental champagne!
a woman holding a glass of champagne with the hills written in the corner
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November 4, 2025 at 10:29 PM
Tonight it’s not accidental wine - it’s accidental champagne!
I fear that the increasingly vitriolic messages from our beloved leader @wulfhelm.bsky.social means that any hopes of a generous budget can be kicked out of the door. Probably by Wulfie’s foot…
November 4, 2025 at 10:43 AM
I fear that the increasingly vitriolic messages from our beloved leader @wulfhelm.bsky.social means that any hopes of a generous budget can be kicked out of the door. Probably by Wulfie’s foot…
Reposted by Crone Ranger 📎
Y’all acting like you’ve never seen a 79 year-old drug addict who spent decades assaulting under age girls, throw some half-naked chics in a martini glass at his Palm Beach resort while he steals SNAP benefits from 42 million folks and sends soldiers into American cities before?
November 3, 2025 at 8:22 PM
Y’all acting like you’ve never seen a 79 year-old drug addict who spent decades assaulting under age girls, throw some half-naked chics in a martini glass at his Palm Beach resort while he steals SNAP benefits from 42 million folks and sends soldiers into American cities before?
Accidental wine has been taken 🥴
November 3, 2025 at 8:53 PM
Accidental wine has been taken 🥴
Accidental wine has been taken.
October 31, 2025 at 9:55 PM
Accidental wine has been taken.
Respect.
HERO: Meet the New Jersey Librarian Who’s Taking on the Culture Wars - and Winning | Hoboken Public Library director Jennie Pu has helped libraries across New Jersey remain safe spaces amid censorship and book bans.
Meet the NJ Librarian Who’s Taking on the Culture Wars
Hoboken Public Library director Jennie Pu has helped libraries across New Jersey remain safe spaces amid censorship and book bans.
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October 27, 2025 at 11:12 PM
Respect.
Your crone is having a quiet day after a night out wine tasting and fine dining with her elder Valkyrie. Any piano playing will be pianissimo…
October 24, 2025 at 9:09 AM
Your crone is having a quiet day after a night out wine tasting and fine dining with her elder Valkyrie. Any piano playing will be pianissimo…
Goodnight good people of Wülferhampton. Back from my rehearsal and retiring to my boudoir. Hope you all sleep ell..
two cats are sleeping on a bed with the words `` big hugs < 3 goodnight '' written below them .
ALT: two cats are sleeping on a bed with the words `` big hugs < 3 goodnight '' written below them .
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October 22, 2025 at 9:45 PM
Goodnight good people of Wülferhampton. Back from my rehearsal and retiring to my boudoir. Hope you all sleep ell..