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liberapertus.bsky.social
Dr. Utter is all out of A's to give.
@liberapertus.bsky.social
Just a simple country English professor. Thoughts and occasional poems are my own; dad jokes likely stolen.
I confess that I'm pleased about this.
1. Thou Shalt Have No Other Gods Before Me.
The deity of the Hebrew Bible should not be confused, of course, with GOD (the Generalized Omniscient Dialoguebot), which is included with your LMS.
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The Ten Commandments, Annotated for Use in Your AI-Enhanced Classroom
Dear Educator, As you are aware, your state legislature has mandated that the Ten Commandments be displayed in all publicly funded classrooms. Thos...
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April 16, 2025 at 8:08 PM
Ask yourself, how much would I be willing to risk to protect Anne Frank, even if her name were Anita Francisco?
April 16, 2025 at 3:05 AM
It's hard to believe that this is perhaps even more relevant now than it was when I wrote it a few years back.
April 13, 2025 at 7:56 PM
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I mean yes, there is such a concept in Christianity. It appears quite notably in the letters of Paul, for instance, where it’s a concept he *relentlessly* argues against, and in the Gospel where it’s a concept Jesus very much repeatedly scorns. So it is technically in there!
January 30, 2025 at 3:47 PM
The most powerful nation in the world is apparently being run by the people who wrote the credits for Monty Python and the Holy Grail.
January 30, 2025 at 12:09 AM
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remember stuff like this when they tell you that diversity means a lowering of standards
robert f. kennedy jr. submits his application to harvard university. his application is, in its entirety, a single page with his name "Robert F. Kennedy Jr."

he is accepted immediately.
January 29, 2025 at 4:32 PM
Two baristas were doing a bang-up job of singing along to "Love is an Open Door" this morning as I popped into Starbucks, and I reached the counter just in time to make the duet a trio. One handed me my order and beamed, "I dig your Star Trek t-shirt!" We all exchanged "live long, and prosper"s. 1/2
January 24, 2025 at 2:44 PM
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A cool thing about being on fellowship at the Huntington: seeing which page of the #EllesmereMS is open at the moment. Its burnished gold captures glints of light, the gallery description waxing poetic about the text—with no mention that the Summoner’s Tale is a big fart joke 💨 #FartLit #MedievalSky
January 3, 2025 at 10:13 PM
I wrote and sent this to my students last week, so I guess I'm now in the "promises kept" phase of my teaching career.
November 14, 2024 at 11:21 PM
Greetings, archivists and biographers of the future!
December 28, 2023 at 2:18 AM