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Libby Trainor Parker
@libbytparker.bsky.social
Writer, comedian, MC, author of Endo Days book & performer of Endo Days cabaret. Lives with #endo #adeno #arthritis #adhd #fibromyalgia
I just overheard someone say, “Working is just not my passion at all” and this energy has really brightened my afternoon.
May 21, 2025 at 5:10 AM
Helpful parenting tip: Save yourself time in the evenings, by throwing your kids’ lunches in the bin as soon as you pack them in the morning.
April 30, 2025 at 11:24 PM
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April 30, 2025 at 7:00 PM
Last night at one of my cabaret shows, someone said they loved my recent show with Judith Lucy. I was confused and then extremely flattered that she thought I was Kaz Cooke!
February 21, 2025 at 11:20 PM
Please book tickets to see all of these kids shows but in particular Kidstock because it’s the show I’ve written for my son.
February 5, 2025 at 7:09 AM
Realised I don’t have notifications on here so I forgot it existed.

Anyway hello, hi! Here I am.
February 5, 2025 at 7:07 AM
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Me: Dr. Salk your vaccine will save so many children!

Salk: Well thank God

Me: Of course they will grow up

Salk: Well I hope so

Me: And get old

Salk: I guess?

Me: And eventually vote for lunatics who will try to stop your vaccine

Salk: what now

Me: And leave NATO

Salk: shit
December 13, 2024 at 5:33 PM
Petty whinge:
When you sign up for something (in my case, a Secret Santa generator) and it says you can’t take the next step until you validate your email and 15 minutes later the email still hasn’t come.
November 30, 2024 at 11:54 PM
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October 2, 2023 at 2:58 AM
Learning and growing
October 2, 2023 at 10:19 AM
Question for people who used to be teenagers: when did you start doing your own laundry?
Question for people who have teenaged children in their care: when did / will you ask your children to start doing their own laundry.
October 2, 2023 at 10:17 AM
Sydney endo friendos,
I am coming to see you and make you laugh. Please book tickets so I can give you big squishes and tell you you're pretty and clever. Thanks!

events.humanitix.com/endo-days-92...
September 27, 2023 at 2:04 AM
This site is glorious. Just like OG Twitter back in the day when it was the perfect blend of sex workers, comedians and people who like cooking. I’m very happy here.
September 24, 2023 at 9:29 AM
A serious comment on a Facebook post that’s making me laugh so much I almost woke everyone: l
September 23, 2023 at 8:12 PM
Nothing motivates me more than someone underestimating me.
September 23, 2023 at 10:31 AM
Psych put me on new ADHD meds that sent me into a deep, dark state of despair.
GP put me back on original meds but said I had to go back to psych to talk about despair.
Psych clinic rejected / declined the referral.
Wow. Thanks. Lol. RUOK, Lib? Haha nah not really.
September 16, 2023 at 2:22 PM
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twitter is like the internet version of when they make public benches really uncomfortable so people can't sleep on them
September 12, 2023 at 3:28 AM