Hey @governorwalz.mn.gov, a lot of minnesotans are curious if there is a plan in place for when the current president deploys the military against our state.

If Tim is short for Timothy, Jim must be short for Jimothy...

People always look at me funny when I say things like "I wish I had 6 fingers on each hand so I can hold 6 beers at a time"

In 52 years of reading headlines about horrific acts of carnage, I’ve never once thought “uh oh, I bet whoever did THAT agrees with me on essentially everything” and if I did have that thought, my next thought would be “neat, maybe I’m a psychopath” not “fuck, now i have to alter everyone’s reality”

Good morning, waking up to Civil War 2, what a timeline.
www.whitehouse.gov/presidential...

Looks, its totally fine if science has never interested you, that you didn't go to school and study science and pursue a whole career in science. Thats fine. But to deny it's existence cuz it's implications are inconvenient to your worldview, is hilarious.

Facts dont care about feelings, share with your enemies.
www.the-independent.com/news/world/a...

I thought this was interesting. Its as if there should be a thing called due process, and systems existed to prevent things like this from happening.
www.theatlantic.com/politics/arc...

New Trump demand to colleges: Name protesters — and their nationalities

When I was a kid, a constitutional democracy meant that the elected officials were beholden to their constituency. Watch me get locked up and deported simply for saying this.

Remember Brad the Sheep? I miss that guy

Look, its over. I'm sorry.
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A mcchicken and a cheeseburger costs $11. That is all.

"The snow will be gone this weekend, and next week our rights"

I got my first detention in 2nd grade for something I didn't do, and I've been like "fuck the man" ever since.

"You gotta go to Hayward for their sushi"

Are cat pictures a thing on here?

Billybass buyers voted for trump

Hopping off the meta train because I don't like where it's headed.

This is a metaphor about trains, and fascism.