I think it's safe to narrow it down to clueless or nefarious, yes

I disagree. I don't think he knows shit about fuck

Well neither of us have ever been in that situation, so I guess we'll never know

This 1000% what started this whole shit show, I hope this isn't still a debate

They shouldn't even let him on the plane home

Sir....I'm Leon. Could we please call him Leno or something? I'm starting to sympathize with women named Karen....

We're in a simulation, remember?

Can we think of a different nickname for him? Maybe one that isn't my name?