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A man makes a throat-slitting gesture at another man while saying "I'm making the throat-slitting gesture at you" The other man says "oh yeah? well I'll make it right back at you." While the two men are aggressively throat slitting at each other, a man with a gigantic throat walks up to them and says "guys, this is kind of offensive to me." The first man says "shut up! not everything is about you, Big Throat Mike." Big Throat Mike looks pissed.
December 29, 2024 at 3:32 PM
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A trans woman says "I'm having a terrible time on dating apps. I don't know what I'm doing." Her friend gently asks "let's see your profile..." The woman asks "what do you think's the problem?" while daintily pressing her index fingers up against each other. Her profile reads "bottom but forced 2 top due 2 hemorrhoids. Infro: Scared, insane." Her friend winces in disgust.
January 1, 2025 at 4:29 PM
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A man says "I am so tired of the shrieking sphere." A screaming AAAAAA can be heard in the background. The man holds aloft a sphere with a large detailed mout in it that is constantly shrieking. His distressed friend asks "jeez, why did you buy it?" The first man says "*sigh it was cute when it was a puppy." One year ago, we see the man cuddling a smaller version of the sphere. It's shriek is much quieter. He says "I am going to love you forever."
January 2, 2025 at 11:22 PM
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memmy.coolgirl.systems
A screenshot of a Telegram SMS message: hey. I know if we lose in the Academy Wizard Duel they fucking execute us before we have a chance to graduate. but when I broke your barrier and slipped my psychic mind shattering blast through your warding and mantra stack, you *did* cum. I feel like we need to talk about how you came moaning. no I don't want to- no, i don't want to fail my entire bloodline. I understand the stakes. But it's not supposed to do that. That's not normal
November 13, 2024 at 8:15 AM
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memmy.coolgirl.systems
A screenshot of a Telegram SMS message: Under no circumstances are you allowed to piss before the Wizard Academy Duel where they fucking kill us.
November 13, 2024 at 8:16 AM
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a screenshot of a discord message, reading: okay after about a year of buying odds and ends off of ebay and also stealing from us military bases, I've managed to rig up a functional cross-universal information portal that I can use pass a discord sever to to three or four alternate versions of myself. so I went for it and turned out I rolled the universe where there are powerful girls who are horses and the universe where there are powerful girls who are are cars. Horse girl universe melody posts pretty good but is a Longtermist car girl universe melody has a 401k gives genuinely good financial advice but every time horse girl timeline melody posts like anything in the porn channel car girl timeline melody goes "OMG but can we really trust your taste?? You wanna fuck the HORSES 🤣🤣🤣🐴🐎" (don't think horse girl melody follows the horse girl news cycle or is horny about the horses at all afaik) but then whenever car girl timeline melody posts fucking anything in there it's the god damn underneath the text: a screenshot of a 2001 Chevrolet Corvette, a smooth, curvy, low-profile, perhaps fuckable car with pop-up headlights. subtitled: 2001 Chevrolet™️ Corvette
November 14, 2024 at 8:10 PM
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coolgirl.systems
My girlfriend after GRS (she approved this post)
A close-up photo of a package of Coca-Cola flavored Oreos. Beneath some nutrition information is the phrase "SLIT APPEARS WHEN OPENED".
November 17, 2024 at 5:55 PM
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coolgirl.systems
Anyway y'all see the FFXIV camping gear? Absolutely fascinating stuff with equally fascinating prices
November 19, 2024 at 3:04 AM
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coolgirl.systems
My dog and I just spent 3 hours making this. I'm right
A chart comparing Kingdom Hearts characters with Sonic characters. The pairings are as follows: Roxas and Modern Sonic, Sora and Classic Sonic, Riku and Shadow (depicted here as toys), Axel and Knuckles, Aqua and Blaze, Ventus and Silver, Old man Xehanort and Gerald Robotnik, Vanitas and Metal Sonic, Ansem Seeker of Darkness and Classic Eggman, Maleficent and Modern Eggman, Pete and Orbot/Cubot, Namine and Maria, Jiminy Cricket and Omochao, Mickey and the president from Shadow the Hedgehog, Terra and every Flicky, Lingering Will and E-102 Gamma, Terra-Xehanort and Mephiles, Kairi and Princess Elyse, Xigbar and Rouge, Young Xehanort and Infinite, Xion and Sage. Tails is paired with text reading "Sora doesn't have friends his age", Amy is paired with text reading "KH doesn't have strong women", and Cloud Strife as depicted in Kingdom Hearts is paired with a Lancia Delta from Sega Rally.
November 25, 2024 at 12:42 AM
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coolgirl.systems
If Yuri Lowenthal is so good then where's Yaoi Lowenthal
November 28, 2024 at 11:37 PM
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coolgirl.systems
Sometimes I think about how this guy composed the soundtrack for a Disney movie
youtube.com/watch?v=YhBA...
The Perfect Drug
YouTube video by Nine Inch Nails - Topic
m.youtube.com
December 16, 2024 at 12:00 AM
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coolgirl.systems
I have Never Ever received a notification on this service :)
January 2, 2025 at 8:36 AM
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coolgirl.systems
I'm really glad this place doesn't have a bot problem so ridiculously rampant that by blocking them all, my ability to see real followers and notifications has been obliterated. I'm really glad they aren't letting that happen here on bluesky
January 1, 2025 at 7:27 AM