LFC Haikus
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LFC Haikus
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A haiku is a Japanese short form poem: 3 lines of 5, 7, and 5 syllables. Can I create one to summarise each #LFC match? Will I keep it up? Let’s see 😀 #YNWA (Regular account: leoroberts@bsky.social)
They take a whole line:
Brighton And Hove Albion.
That was *all* they took.

#LFC 2-0 #BAHFC
#YNWA #Forever20 #JFT97 #Haiku #CleanSheet
December 13, 2025 at 5:00 PM
Late kick off - just back from the game:

The Black Cats scored one,
So did the Redmen, one point
Is better than none.

#LFC 1-1 #SAFC

#YNWA #Forever20 #JFT97 #Haiku #NoCleanSheet
December 3, 2025 at 11:44 PM
What I *was* going to post:

Ibou much improved.
Because Madrid don’t want him?
We kept a clean sheet.

But…

Isak scored a goal!
Hopefully the first of many.
Cody seals the points.

#WHUFC 0-2 #LFC
#YNWA #Forever20 #JFT97 #Haiku #CleanSheet
November 30, 2025 at 4:00 PM
Another shitshow
Mo is a waste of a place
Very depressing.

#LFC 1-4 #PSV
#YNWA #Forever20 #JFT97 #Haiku #NoCleanSheet
November 26, 2025 at 9:53 PM
Beaten… by Forest.
International breaks suck,
So do we. For now.

#LFC
#YNWA #Forever20 #JFT97 #Haiku #NoCleanSheet
November 22, 2025 at 4:59 PM
Manchester City:
So often our nemesis
And they were again.

#MCFC 3-0 #LFC
#YNWA #Forever20 #JFT97 #Haiku #CleanSheet
November 9, 2025 at 6:34 PM
A win is a win
But against Real Madrid
It’s just more special.
#LFC 1-0 #RM
#YNWA #Forever20 #JFT97 #Haiku #CleanSheet
November 4, 2025 at 10:09 PM
Mo’s goal started it.
Ryan added a second.
Clean sheet for Giorgi.

#LFC 2-0 #AVFC
#YNWA #Forever20 #JFT97 #Haiku #CleanSheet
November 1, 2025 at 9:59 PM
Unacceptable.
Not a priority, but
That was very poor.

#LFC
#YNWA #Forever20 #JFT97 #Haiku #NoCleanSheet
October 29, 2025 at 10:15 PM
Bloody United.
They were truly terrible;
Sadly, we were worse.

#LFC 1-2 #MUFC

#LFC #YNWA #Forever20 #JFT97 #Haiku #NoCleanSheet
October 19, 2025 at 7:33 PM
Merseyside Derby.
Passion, commitment, desire
No need for late goal
#LFC 2-1 #Everton
#LFC #YNWA #Forever20 #JFT97 #Haiku #NoCleanSheet
September 20, 2025 at 1:25 PM
They came for a draw
But they did not get a point
Big Dom saw to that.

#LFC 1-0 #AFC #CleanSheet #TopOfTheLeague #YNWA #Forever20 #Haiku
August 31, 2025 at 7:43 PM
Still things to work on - but 3 points and 4 goals is a decent start. Mo at the end - wonderful. #NoCleanSheet #Forever20.
August 15, 2025 at 9:33 PM
Plenty of debuts
Goals - but dodgy defending
3 points - no clean sheet
#LFC #AFCB #YNWA #Forever20 #Haiku
August 15, 2025 at 9:33 PM
Defeat on South coast.
Brighton 3; #LFC 2.
Guards of honour don’t help!

#NoCleanSheet #Champions #BHAFC #Haiku
May 19, 2025 at 8:58 PM
Lose at Stamford Bridge;
Played like we were hungover.
Who cares? Champions

#CFC 3-1 #LFC

#NoCleanSheet #Haiku
May 4, 2025 at 5:26 PM
Arsenal beat Ipswich.
So, despite beating Leicester,
We must wait a week. #LCFC 0-1 #LFC #CleanSheet #Haiku #StillTop #3PointsNeeded
April 20, 2025 at 5:29 PM
Unlawfully killed.
Unfairly blamed in the press.
#Hillsborough Law NOW

#LFC #JFT97 #Haiku
April 15, 2025 at 2:17 PM
West Ham at Anfield.
Don’t think we deserved three points
But that’s what we got. #NoCleanSheet

#LFC 2-1 #WHUFC #Haiku #StilTop #6PointsNeeded
April 13, 2025 at 2:58 PM
Gary scored first, but
A catalogue of errors
gives Fulham the win.

#FFC 3-2 #LFC #YNWA #StillTop #Haiku
April 6, 2025 at 3:07 PM