LFC Haikus
@lfc-haiku.bsky.social
A haiku is a Japanese short form poem: 3 lines of 5, 7, and 5 syllables. Can I create one to summarise each #LFC match? Will I keep it up? Let’s see 😀 #YNWA (Regular account: leoroberts@bsky.social)
They take a whole line:
Brighton And Hove Albion.
That was *all* they took.
#LFC 2-0 #BAHFC
#YNWA #Forever20 #JFT97 #Haiku #CleanSheet
Brighton And Hove Albion.
That was *all* they took.
#LFC 2-0 #BAHFC
#YNWA #Forever20 #JFT97 #Haiku #CleanSheet
December 13, 2025 at 5:00 PM
They take a whole line:
Brighton And Hove Albion.
That was *all* they took.
#LFC 2-0 #BAHFC
#YNWA #Forever20 #JFT97 #Haiku #CleanSheet
Brighton And Hove Albion.
That was *all* they took.
#LFC 2-0 #BAHFC
#YNWA #Forever20 #JFT97 #Haiku #CleanSheet
@mickmaskell.bsky.social happy birthday, Mick 🎉🎂😀
December 13, 2025 at 7:02 AM
@mickmaskell.bsky.social happy birthday, Mick 🎉🎂😀
In my wildest dreams
I never dreamt we’d win that.
Another false dawn?
#Internazionale 0-1 #LFC
#YNWA #Forever20 #JFT97 #Haiku #CleanSheet
I never dreamt we’d win that.
Another false dawn?
#Internazionale 0-1 #LFC
#YNWA #Forever20 #JFT97 #Haiku #CleanSheet
December 9, 2025 at 10:03 PM
In my wildest dreams
I never dreamt we’d win that.
Another false dawn?
#Internazionale 0-1 #LFC
#YNWA #Forever20 #JFT97 #Haiku #CleanSheet
I never dreamt we’d win that.
Another false dawn?
#Internazionale 0-1 #LFC
#YNWA #Forever20 #JFT97 #Haiku #CleanSheet
Two goals to the good
But Leeds regain parity
One more goal each: draw.
#LUFC 3-3 #LFC
#YNWA #Forever20 #JFT97 #Haiku #NoCleanSheet
But Leeds regain parity
One more goal each: draw.
#LUFC 3-3 #LFC
#YNWA #Forever20 #JFT97 #Haiku #NoCleanSheet
December 6, 2025 at 8:17 PM
Two goals to the good
But Leeds regain parity
One more goal each: draw.
#LUFC 3-3 #LFC
#YNWA #Forever20 #JFT97 #Haiku #NoCleanSheet
But Leeds regain parity
One more goal each: draw.
#LUFC 3-3 #LFC
#YNWA #Forever20 #JFT97 #Haiku #NoCleanSheet
Late kick off - just back from the game:
The Black Cats scored one,
So did the Redmen, one point
Is better than none.
#LFC 1-1 #SAFC
#YNWA #Forever20 #JFT97 #Haiku #NoCleanSheet
The Black Cats scored one,
So did the Redmen, one point
Is better than none.
#LFC 1-1 #SAFC
#YNWA #Forever20 #JFT97 #Haiku #NoCleanSheet
December 3, 2025 at 11:44 PM
Late kick off - just back from the game:
The Black Cats scored one,
So did the Redmen, one point
Is better than none.
#LFC 1-1 #SAFC
#YNWA #Forever20 #JFT97 #Haiku #NoCleanSheet
The Black Cats scored one,
So did the Redmen, one point
Is better than none.
#LFC 1-1 #SAFC
#YNWA #Forever20 #JFT97 #Haiku #NoCleanSheet
What I *was* going to post:
Ibou much improved.
Because Madrid don’t want him?
We kept a clean sheet.
But…
Isak scored a goal!
Hopefully the first of many.
Cody seals the points.
#WHUFC 0-2 #LFC
#YNWA #Forever20 #JFT97 #Haiku #CleanSheet
Ibou much improved.
Because Madrid don’t want him?
We kept a clean sheet.
But…
Isak scored a goal!
Hopefully the first of many.
Cody seals the points.
#WHUFC 0-2 #LFC
#YNWA #Forever20 #JFT97 #Haiku #CleanSheet
November 30, 2025 at 4:00 PM
What I *was* going to post:
Ibou much improved.
Because Madrid don’t want him?
We kept a clean sheet.
But…
Isak scored a goal!
Hopefully the first of many.
Cody seals the points.
#WHUFC 0-2 #LFC
#YNWA #Forever20 #JFT97 #Haiku #CleanSheet
Ibou much improved.
Because Madrid don’t want him?
We kept a clean sheet.
But…
Isak scored a goal!
Hopefully the first of many.
Cody seals the points.
#WHUFC 0-2 #LFC
#YNWA #Forever20 #JFT97 #Haiku #CleanSheet
I don’t even allow myself to *think* about Christmas til Moose’s Advent Calendar is available. Download it, print it off and get your crayons out 😀🎄
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November 29, 2025 at 8:10 PM
I don’t even allow myself to *think* about Christmas til Moose’s Advent Calendar is available. Download it, print it off and get your crayons out 😀🎄
Another shitshow
Mo is a waste of a place
Very depressing.
#LFC 1-4 #PSV
#YNWA #Forever20 #JFT97 #Haiku #NoCleanSheet
Mo is a waste of a place
Very depressing.
#LFC 1-4 #PSV
#YNWA #Forever20 #JFT97 #Haiku #NoCleanSheet
November 26, 2025 at 9:53 PM
Another shitshow
Mo is a waste of a place
Very depressing.
#LFC 1-4 #PSV
#YNWA #Forever20 #JFT97 #Haiku #NoCleanSheet
Mo is a waste of a place
Very depressing.
#LFC 1-4 #PSV
#YNWA #Forever20 #JFT97 #Haiku #NoCleanSheet
Beaten… by Forest.
International breaks suck,
So do we. For now.
#LFC
#YNWA #Forever20 #JFT97 #Haiku #NoCleanSheet
International breaks suck,
So do we. For now.
#LFC
#YNWA #Forever20 #JFT97 #Haiku #NoCleanSheet
November 22, 2025 at 4:59 PM
Beaten… by Forest.
International breaks suck,
So do we. For now.
#LFC
#YNWA #Forever20 #JFT97 #Haiku #NoCleanSheet
International breaks suck,
So do we. For now.
#LFC
#YNWA #Forever20 #JFT97 #Haiku #NoCleanSheet
Manchester City:
So often our nemesis
And they were again.
#MCFC 3-0 #LFC
#YNWA #Forever20 #JFT97 #Haiku #CleanSheet
So often our nemesis
And they were again.
#MCFC 3-0 #LFC
#YNWA #Forever20 #JFT97 #Haiku #CleanSheet
November 9, 2025 at 6:34 PM
Manchester City:
So often our nemesis
And they were again.
#MCFC 3-0 #LFC
#YNWA #Forever20 #JFT97 #Haiku #CleanSheet
So often our nemesis
And they were again.
#MCFC 3-0 #LFC
#YNWA #Forever20 #JFT97 #Haiku #CleanSheet
A win is a win
But against Real Madrid
It’s just more special.
#LFC 1-0 #RM
#YNWA #Forever20 #JFT97 #Haiku #CleanSheet
But against Real Madrid
It’s just more special.
#LFC 1-0 #RM
#YNWA #Forever20 #JFT97 #Haiku #CleanSheet
November 4, 2025 at 10:09 PM
A win is a win
But against Real Madrid
It’s just more special.
#LFC 1-0 #RM
#YNWA #Forever20 #JFT97 #Haiku #CleanSheet
But against Real Madrid
It’s just more special.
#LFC 1-0 #RM
#YNWA #Forever20 #JFT97 #Haiku #CleanSheet
Mo’s goal started it.
Ryan added a second.
Clean sheet for Giorgi.
#LFC 2-0 #AVFC
#YNWA #Forever20 #JFT97 #Haiku #CleanSheet
Ryan added a second.
Clean sheet for Giorgi.
#LFC 2-0 #AVFC
#YNWA #Forever20 #JFT97 #Haiku #CleanSheet
November 1, 2025 at 9:59 PM
Mo’s goal started it.
Ryan added a second.
Clean sheet for Giorgi.
#LFC 2-0 #AVFC
#YNWA #Forever20 #JFT97 #Haiku #CleanSheet
Ryan added a second.
Clean sheet for Giorgi.
#LFC 2-0 #AVFC
#YNWA #Forever20 #JFT97 #Haiku #CleanSheet
Unacceptable.
Not a priority, but
That was very poor.
#LFC
#YNWA #Forever20 #JFT97 #Haiku #NoCleanSheet
Not a priority, but
That was very poor.
#LFC
#YNWA #Forever20 #JFT97 #Haiku #NoCleanSheet
October 29, 2025 at 10:15 PM
Unacceptable.
Not a priority, but
That was very poor.
#LFC
#YNWA #Forever20 #JFT97 #Haiku #NoCleanSheet
Not a priority, but
That was very poor.
#LFC
#YNWA #Forever20 #JFT97 #Haiku #NoCleanSheet
Have we a gameplan?
Mo a complete waste of space.
Below United.
#Brentford 3-2 #LFC
#YNWA #Forever20 #JFT97 #Haiku #NoCleanSheet
Mo a complete waste of space.
Below United.
#Brentford 3-2 #LFC
#YNWA #Forever20 #JFT97 #Haiku #NoCleanSheet
October 25, 2025 at 9:10 PM
Have we a gameplan?
Mo a complete waste of space.
Below United.
#Brentford 3-2 #LFC
#YNWA #Forever20 #JFT97 #Haiku #NoCleanSheet
Mo a complete waste of space.
Below United.
#Brentford 3-2 #LFC
#YNWA #Forever20 #JFT97 #Haiku #NoCleanSheet
8pm kick off
On a flipping Saturday
It is just not right.
#Brentford #LFC
#YNWA #Forever20 #JFT97 #Haiku #NoCleanSheet
On a flipping Saturday
It is just not right.
#Brentford #LFC
#YNWA #Forever20 #JFT97 #Haiku #NoCleanSheet
October 25, 2025 at 8:37 PM
8pm kick off
On a flipping Saturday
It is just not right.
#Brentford #LFC
#YNWA #Forever20 #JFT97 #Haiku #NoCleanSheet
On a flipping Saturday
It is just not right.
#Brentford #LFC
#YNWA #Forever20 #JFT97 #Haiku #NoCleanSheet
Over in Deutschland
Opponents score first - as per.
Reds turn it around.
#Frankfurt 1-5 #LFC
#YNWA #Forever20 #JFT97 #Haiku #NoCleanSheet
Opponents score first - as per.
Reds turn it around.
#Frankfurt 1-5 #LFC
#YNWA #Forever20 #JFT97 #Haiku #NoCleanSheet
October 22, 2025 at 8:57 PM
Over in Deutschland
Opponents score first - as per.
Reds turn it around.
#Frankfurt 1-5 #LFC
#YNWA #Forever20 #JFT97 #Haiku #NoCleanSheet
Opponents score first - as per.
Reds turn it around.
#Frankfurt 1-5 #LFC
#YNWA #Forever20 #JFT97 #Haiku #NoCleanSheet
Bloody United.
They were truly terrible;
Sadly, we were worse.
#LFC 1-2 #MUFC
#LFC #YNWA #Forever20 #JFT97 #Haiku #NoCleanSheet
They were truly terrible;
Sadly, we were worse.
#LFC 1-2 #MUFC
#LFC #YNWA #Forever20 #JFT97 #Haiku #NoCleanSheet
October 19, 2025 at 7:33 PM
Bloody United.
They were truly terrible;
Sadly, we were worse.
#LFC 1-2 #MUFC
#LFC #YNWA #Forever20 #JFT97 #Haiku #NoCleanSheet
They were truly terrible;
Sadly, we were worse.
#LFC 1-2 #MUFC
#LFC #YNWA #Forever20 #JFT97 #Haiku #NoCleanSheet
Play til the whistle,
Dodgy defending costs us
Another defeat.
#Chelsea 2-1 #LFC
#LFC #YNWA #Forever20 #JFT97 #Haiku #NoCleanSheet
Dodgy defending costs us
Another defeat.
#Chelsea 2-1 #LFC
#LFC #YNWA #Forever20 #JFT97 #Haiku #NoCleanSheet
October 4, 2025 at 6:28 PM
Play til the whistle,
Dodgy defending costs us
Another defeat.
#Chelsea 2-1 #LFC
#LFC #YNWA #Forever20 #JFT97 #Haiku #NoCleanSheet
Dodgy defending costs us
Another defeat.
#Chelsea 2-1 #LFC
#LFC #YNWA #Forever20 #JFT97 #Haiku #NoCleanSheet
‘Welcome to Hell’ they said,
And so it proved: lacklustre
Performance: defeat.
#Galatasaray 1-0 #LFC
#YNWA #Forever20 #JFT97 #Haiku #NoCleanSheet
And so it proved: lacklustre
Performance: defeat.
#Galatasaray 1-0 #LFC
#YNWA #Forever20 #JFT97 #Haiku #NoCleanSheet
September 30, 2025 at 9:05 PM
‘Welcome to Hell’ they said,
And so it proved: lacklustre
Performance: defeat.
#Galatasaray 1-0 #LFC
#YNWA #Forever20 #JFT97 #Haiku #NoCleanSheet
And so it proved: lacklustre
Performance: defeat.
#Galatasaray 1-0 #LFC
#YNWA #Forever20 #JFT97 #Haiku #NoCleanSheet
You go to Palace
You must be prepared to fight.
We did. But still lost.
#CrystalPalace 2-1 #LFC
#LFC #YNWA #Forever20 #JFT97 #Haiku #NoCleanSheet
You must be prepared to fight.
We did. But still lost.
#CrystalPalace 2-1 #LFC
#LFC #YNWA #Forever20 #JFT97 #Haiku #NoCleanSheet
September 27, 2025 at 4:08 PM
You go to Palace
You must be prepared to fight.
We did. But still lost.
#CrystalPalace 2-1 #LFC
#LFC #YNWA #Forever20 #JFT97 #Haiku #NoCleanSheet
You must be prepared to fight.
We did. But still lost.
#CrystalPalace 2-1 #LFC
#LFC #YNWA #Forever20 #JFT97 #Haiku #NoCleanSheet
The Carabao Cup.
Saints came to #Anfirld
Played well, but Reds through.
#LFC 2-1 #Southampton
#LFC #YNWA #Forever20 #JFT97 #Haiku #NoCleanSheet
Saints came to #Anfirld
Played well, but Reds through.
#LFC 2-1 #Southampton
#LFC #YNWA #Forever20 #JFT97 #Haiku #NoCleanSheet
September 23, 2025 at 8:56 PM
The Carabao Cup.
Saints came to #Anfirld
Played well, but Reds through.
#LFC 2-1 #Southampton
#LFC #YNWA #Forever20 #JFT97 #Haiku #NoCleanSheet
Saints came to #Anfirld
Played well, but Reds through.
#LFC 2-1 #Southampton
#LFC #YNWA #Forever20 #JFT97 #Haiku #NoCleanSheet
Merseyside Derby.
Passion, commitment, desire
No need for late goal
#LFC 2-1 #Everton
#LFC #YNWA #Forever20 #JFT97 #Haiku #NoCleanSheet
Passion, commitment, desire
No need for late goal
#LFC 2-1 #Everton
#LFC #YNWA #Forever20 #JFT97 #Haiku #NoCleanSheet
September 20, 2025 at 1:25 PM
Merseyside Derby.
Passion, commitment, desire
No need for late goal
#LFC 2-1 #Everton
#LFC #YNWA #Forever20 #JFT97 #Haiku #NoCleanSheet
Passion, commitment, desire
No need for late goal
#LFC 2-1 #Everton
#LFC #YNWA #Forever20 #JFT97 #Haiku #NoCleanSheet
#Burnley defended
#Liverpool toothless
Salah pen wins it.
Burnley 0-1 LFC
#LFC #YNWA #Forever20 #JFT97 #Haiku
#Liverpool toothless
Salah pen wins it.
Burnley 0-1 LFC
#LFC #YNWA #Forever20 #JFT97 #Haiku
September 14, 2025 at 2:59 PM
#Burnley defended
#Liverpool toothless
Salah pen wins it.
Burnley 0-1 LFC
#LFC #YNWA #Forever20 #JFT97 #Haiku
#Liverpool toothless
Salah pen wins it.
Burnley 0-1 LFC
#LFC #YNWA #Forever20 #JFT97 #Haiku
They came for a draw
But they did not get a point
Big Dom saw to that.
#LFC 1-0 #AFC #CleanSheet #TopOfTheLeague #YNWA #Forever20 #Haiku
But they did not get a point
Big Dom saw to that.
#LFC 1-0 #AFC #CleanSheet #TopOfTheLeague #YNWA #Forever20 #Haiku
August 31, 2025 at 7:43 PM
They came for a draw
But they did not get a point
Big Dom saw to that.
#LFC 1-0 #AFC #CleanSheet #TopOfTheLeague #YNWA #Forever20 #Haiku
But they did not get a point
Big Dom saw to that.
#LFC 1-0 #AFC #CleanSheet #TopOfTheLeague #YNWA #Forever20 #Haiku