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Laura: Recovering Goblin
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Queer, Cat mom, transplanted Nova Scotian, Union worker, Trombonist.
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Young Bob Dylan is such a hot lesbian, and I will not be elaborating.
Screengrab of an ad for a new Bob Dylan box set coming out. A black and white picture of a young Bob Dylan stands with his hands in his jeans pockets. He is also wearing a striped button up shirt tucked in. He looks like a modern day butch(ish) lesbian.
November 8, 2025 at 9:35 PM
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For anyone who might not know:
Screen grab of Ross Travis (Travis Kelce's best friend)'s Instagram account name "bosstravis43"
October 6, 2025 at 1:18 AM
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Yikes! 😬
September 24, 2025 at 6:19 PM
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I know it's gonna get hidden or deleted, but I went and posted this in her comments.
Screenshot of an Instagram comment from 'holisticlaura27': "This is an effing DISGUSTING thing for ANYONE to post, but her future MIL??? That's sickening. Shame on you, Donna Kelce, you sick freak.
August 30, 2025 at 9:55 AM
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Weren't these the midnight vinyl variants though? There was a lavender edition (though the one in the screen grab looks too dark) and a jade green edition (which looks similar to both the showgirl version and the one from the screen grab).
Screen grab of taylor's website showing lavender and jade green vinyl variants.
August 18, 2025 at 6:30 PM
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(And also)
Taylor in the YNTCD video, shot from above she is wearing a pink bikini and a furry pink coat, resting on a yellow pool floating in the middle of a blue pool ringed with flowers. Still from RHPS: Frank n Furter is shot from above, wearing a corset, fishnets and sparkly gloves. He rests on a red and white lifesaving ring, floating in a teal pool. Michaelangelo's Creation of Adam is in the background (like it's painted on the bottom of the pool).
August 14, 2025 at 9:26 PM
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🤝
Still from RHPS: Frank n Furter in a corset and fishnets, floating in a red and white lifesaving ring in a teal pool. Cover of TLOAS featuring Taylor wearing a sparkly rhinestone bodysuit. She is partially submerged in a teal tub/pool.
August 14, 2025 at 9:22 PM
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Ok I don't!! I found it hahahaha

This was in the context of people starting their own traditions at the Eras Tour (like the willow orbs)
Screengrab from Taylor episode of New Heights podcast: "It was, it was so cool. So special. Yeah. It felt like we were all part of something together in a way that couldn't be planned. And there's, as much as I love and relish in planning, it was really fun that they would do things to sort of delight me every once in a while. They had little chants, they had all these traditions. By the end of the tour it was lime Rocky Horror Picture Show where they have their own,"
August 14, 2025 at 9:15 PM
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Omg. The implicaaaaaations!!
Taylor Swift for TLOAS, she's in a balck body suit and fishnets with black heels and sparkly rings, earrings, and an angle bracelet. She's climbing over the back of a row of red theater seats.
August 14, 2025 at 9:06 PM
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The misandry leaving my body as the big strong men move all of my belongings for me.
Soul leaving the body meme.
May 26, 2025 at 2:20 PM
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It's so freaking cute and you can just imagine her going "squeeeeeeee" in her head hahaha. "Mommyyyyyyy I loooooove youuuuuu" chomp chomp chomp.

I love you too, pretty girl.
White brown and tan tabby with a white furry belly and a little pink nose. She's lying in a round blue cat bed and doing a cute pose with her paws up under her chin and her head cocked to the side.
May 6, 2025 at 5:59 PM
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hahahaha holy shit!
Screengrab of the "Liked By" of the preceding tweet, the first account is THE Daryl Hannah!
April 18, 2025 at 1:06 AM
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ok, semantics. 🙄

There's nothing "left" about positioning your pew-pew hobby over literally any other value you might claim to hold. He's doing this meme, essentially
BORS cartoon, four panels. 1) Woman looking at her phone saying "my GAWD these trump people are racist" Man in MAGA hat pops into the frame "that attitude is what's pushing me to be racist" 2) Woman "say what?" Man "Might as well! You say I'm a nazi so, fine, I'll be a nazi if that makes you happy" 3) Woman "It... doesn't" Man, holding an SS uniform jacket "I bought this Waffle. SS uniform for Halloween. You'll cry "offensive" so maybe I'll just wear it every day" 4) Man, buzzing his hair with an electric razor while a skinhead tattoo artist tattoos a swastika on the man's arm: "I just hate to do this."
April 16, 2025 at 8:39 PM
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last time we were up in the nosebleeds.

Considerably better this time around! (3rd row!)
Various players, some in purple and orange jersies (Thunderbirds), some in white and blue jersies (Toronto Rock), playing lacrosse. Various players, some in purple and orange jersies (Thunderbirds), some in white and blue jersies (Toronto Rock), playing lacrosse.
March 8, 2025 at 1:11 AM
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Our Lady Peace was my very first concert ever (minus kiddie stuff), so I'm fairly excited to go see them next week!
Picture of a blue and white concert ticket: "Much Music presents Our Lady Peace 8:00pm Sat Feb 7, 1998. Reserved $27.50 Sudbury Arena"
March 6, 2025 at 10:58 PM
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Look at these cutie pies! I have giving-head-kisses withdrawal! My baaaaaabies!!!
Taco, a small black kitten with a tiny white blaze on his chest, sits on a grey couch with this arms hilariously crossed in front of him. Jessie, a white and tabby kitty, sits in a small round blue cat bed looking directly into the camera. Victor, a very large black cat sits on an orange cat bed staring up at the camera.
March 3, 2025 at 11:47 PM
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Meme of a middle aged white lady making a kind of mean face. the caption reads "there's not going to be (redacted) you stupid slut.
February 3, 2025 at 7:28 PM
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No cheating. Your last saved celebrity pic is your therapist.

Welp, I'm fucked.
still from the Larry David Show, with Larry gesticulating and a caption that reads "well, I hate people individually, but I love mankind." (which is a mood)
January 30, 2025 at 9:32 PM
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although!
A black cat lying on a float bedspread. Their front paws are stretched in front of them and crossed in a very dignified fashion. Their back half is covered by a skirt that is black with white polkadots. It appears as if the cat is wearing the skirt and it looks great on them!
January 22, 2025 at 2:24 AM
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Your last saved meme is your moral philosophy.
(Yes)
A clip from a Tank Girl comic - she is sitting on a rock, pulling up her boots, with a cigarette hanging out of her mouth. A beautiful sunset in the background. There is a speech bubble over her head: "I can't let things be this way. We can be wonderful. We can be magnificent. We can turn this shit around."
January 12, 2025 at 2:52 PM
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I am constantly insulted on this platform
A black cat sits on a blue folding camp chair. His mouth is open wide in a yawn, but it makes him look like he's yelling.
December 28, 2024 at 4:27 PM
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Had a delightful evening at Jenn Grant's Christmas concert at the Sanctuary Arts Centre, then came home to a Winter Wonderland unfolding.
Several musicians on a stage decorated with Christmas trees. There is also a kid dressed as an elf. Jen Grant and Kim Harris are at the front of the stage wearing red Christmas-y outfits. Kim is playing guitar and singing. Jenn is belting! I forget what they were playing at this point of the show. Nighttime. Freshly fallen snow on grass and trees in the foreground. A streetlight shines on a road, you can see snowflakes in the light. A park and playground, also covered in fresh snow, in the background.
December 21, 2024 at 2:44 AM
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here's my top 5:
Top 5 Evermore tracks in a list: Cowboy Like Me Right Where You Left Me Champagne Problems Evermore Ivy
December 12, 2024 at 7:48 PM
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For the final time 😢
Mastermind entry for final Eras show: Lover - Tangerine Fearless - Black and Silver Red - Taylor's Version Speak Now - Purple Rep - Gold and Black Folkmore - Berry 1989 - Green and Green TTPD - Runing My Life and White Suprise - Lesbian Midnights- Iridescent/Moonstone/Multicolour Surprise Songs: The Alcott + Renegade on Guitar It's Time To Go + Dear Reader + The Manuscript on Piano
December 8, 2024 at 7:40 PM
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Day 2: Leia! (Utterly obsessed with her Lego hair)
A Princess Leia mini-fig with her cinnamon bun hair, a blue "ugly Christmas sweater" with a pixelated Hoth scene, white pants and a pink mug. I assume she's mad because that (handsome) lout Han Solo has not filled it with coffee for her yet.
December 2, 2024 at 5:40 PM