Yes, I had a spinal injection to help my stenosis. Yes, I have fallen since then. No, I can’t tell if it helped.
February 12, 2025 at 1:14 AM
Yes, I had a spinal injection to help my stenosis. Yes, I have fallen since then. No, I can’t tell if it helped.
For everyone worried, my mom has declared Jesus is coming back any day now.
February 9, 2025 at 2:53 PM
For everyone worried, my mom has declared Jesus is coming back any day now.
There’s a lot going on in the world. Don’t forget about our boy Luigi Mangione.
January 22, 2025 at 2:01 PM
There’s a lot going on in the world. Don’t forget about our boy Luigi Mangione.
Something fucked up about me is that my body is actively deteriorating at a rapid clip. I’m deeply sad about that. And because sadness is how I was manipulated in the past, I’m now also absurdly horny.
January 14, 2025 at 6:37 PM
Something fucked up about me is that my body is actively deteriorating at a rapid clip. I’m deeply sad about that. And because sadness is how I was manipulated in the past, I’m now also absurdly horny.
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wishing a very happy Feast of the Ass to all who celebrate 🙏
January 14, 2025 at 1:51 PM
wishing a very happy Feast of the Ass to all who celebrate 🙏
Pretty happy to announce that the former pain management guy I saw who just gave me 120 doses of 50mg Percocet for a month is no longer a doctor. Also aware that sobriety from alcohol means I have to refuse pain meds today.
January 14, 2025 at 2:02 PM
Pretty happy to announce that the former pain management guy I saw who just gave me 120 doses of 50mg Percocet for a month is no longer a doctor. Also aware that sobriety from alcohol means I have to refuse pain meds today.
Why are Americans so attracted to British men in glasses? Because we know they can read.
January 13, 2025 at 2:07 AM
Why are Americans so attracted to British men in glasses? Because we know they can read.
Gave away the unopened bottle of wine that’s been on my counter tempting me. Opened the kitchen window. Asked my neighbor girlies if they wanted it. Out of the house.
January 11, 2025 at 11:37 PM
Gave away the unopened bottle of wine that’s been on my counter tempting me. Opened the kitchen window. Asked my neighbor girlies if they wanted it. Out of the house.
If you aren’t on a watchlist, you aren’t paying attention.
January 10, 2025 at 4:11 PM
If you aren’t on a watchlist, you aren’t paying attention.
We all going back to MySpace?
January 8, 2025 at 11:11 PM
We all going back to MySpace?
Stages of masc asshole literary development:
Catch in the Rye
On the Road
Any of Charles Bukowski
Fight Club
Infinite Jest
I will not be taking questions.
Catch in the Rye
On the Road
Any of Charles Bukowski
Fight Club
Infinite Jest
I will not be taking questions.
January 8, 2025 at 2:44 PM
Stages of masc asshole literary development:
Catch in the Rye
On the Road
Any of Charles Bukowski
Fight Club
Infinite Jest
I will not be taking questions.
Catch in the Rye
On the Road
Any of Charles Bukowski
Fight Club
Infinite Jest
I will not be taking questions.
30,000+ students affected by 🔫 violence in their schools just this year. But yeah. Luigi is the threat.
December 18, 2024 at 3:39 PM
30,000+ students affected by 🔫 violence in their schools just this year. But yeah. Luigi is the threat.
Historically, this is how they control us. Someone from the proletariat takes down one of the bourgeoisie. They offer money to the starving to take down that individual. And magically all the evidence from someone who planned meticulously is just with him?
December 10, 2024 at 5:49 PM
Historically, this is how they control us. Someone from the proletariat takes down one of the bourgeoisie. They offer money to the starving to take down that individual. And magically all the evidence from someone who planned meticulously is just with him?
My bi and lesbian friends keep bringing me around their other bi and lesbian friends. Having a sex hiatus is apparently very noticeable when I do it.
December 8, 2024 at 11:57 PM
My bi and lesbian friends keep bringing me around their other bi and lesbian friends. Having a sex hiatus is apparently very noticeable when I do it.
Currently eating tums like I’m about to be accidentally killed by Jim Carey and Jeff Daniels.
December 7, 2024 at 2:32 AM
Currently eating tums like I’m about to be accidentally killed by Jim Carey and Jeff Daniels.
I’m going into 2025 with the energy of an ancient god. Want to keep my wrath at bay? Make a sacrifice. Supplicate, bitches.
December 4, 2024 at 6:44 PM
I’m going into 2025 with the energy of an ancient god. Want to keep my wrath at bay? Make a sacrifice. Supplicate, bitches.
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Truly impossible to overstate just how badly America messed this one up.
November 28, 2024 at 7:37 PM
Truly impossible to overstate just how badly America messed this one up.
I’m so unhorny since the election that even I can’t find my clit
November 26, 2024 at 6:46 PM
I’m so unhorny since the election that even I can’t find my clit
Canceled a date today that my instincts were telling me was gonna be not awesome. He reacted…poorly.
November 24, 2024 at 2:15 PM
Canceled a date today that my instincts were telling me was gonna be not awesome. He reacted…poorly.
I am a chemically-removing-my-entire-beard years old woman
November 22, 2024 at 5:04 PM
I am a chemically-removing-my-entire-beard years old woman
I remain unstabbed.
November 21, 2024 at 8:37 PM
I remain unstabbed.
Didn’t get stabbed today.
November 20, 2024 at 1:54 PM
Didn’t get stabbed today.
