Axolotl
@lexiomm.bsky.social
28 she/her ♑️
crochet/foodie/gamer
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Live, laugh, lobotomy
MDNI
crochet/foodie/gamer
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Live, laugh, lobotomy
MDNI
It was the 3rd of September
a cat standing on its hind legs next to a window
ALT: a cat standing on its hind legs next to a window
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September 4, 2025 at 12:48 AM
It was the 3rd of September
I really need to stop rewatching Superstore 😂😂
August 29, 2025 at 1:12 AM
I really need to stop rewatching Superstore 😂😂
Of course there would be a screwy Microsoft update when I get a new pc 🙄🙄
I can’t even roll back the update because it’s the ONLY version I have!
I’m about to learn Linux 🤬
I can’t even roll back the update because it’s the ONLY version I have!
I’m about to learn Linux 🤬
August 24, 2025 at 1:58 PM
Of course there would be a screwy Microsoft update when I get a new pc 🙄🙄
I can’t even roll back the update because it’s the ONLY version I have!
I’m about to learn Linux 🤬
I can’t even roll back the update because it’s the ONLY version I have!
I’m about to learn Linux 🤬
Make FPS Great Again is an absolutely insane hat to wear right now
June 6, 2025 at 10:56 PM
Make FPS Great Again is an absolutely insane hat to wear right now
Making a magic circle with chenille yarn should be a crime. Almost broke my damn finger, ripped the yarn, and punched my cat trying to close this!
#crochet #amigurumi #crochetsky
#crochet #amigurumi #crochetsky
April 28, 2025 at 7:18 PM
Making a magic circle with chenille yarn should be a crime. Almost broke my damn finger, ripped the yarn, and punched my cat trying to close this!
#crochet #amigurumi #crochetsky
#crochet #amigurumi #crochetsky
Anyone have any book recommendations for something kinda mind-fucky? I feel like I know too much right now and I wanna be confused as hell for a bit
#booksky #PsychologicalHorror
#booksky #PsychologicalHorror
April 23, 2025 at 8:31 PM
Anyone have any book recommendations for something kinda mind-fucky? I feel like I know too much right now and I wanna be confused as hell for a bit
#booksky #PsychologicalHorror
#booksky #PsychologicalHorror
If you’re expecting pretty trés leches cinnamon rolls, you’ve come to the wrong place
April 22, 2025 at 3:48 AM
If you’re expecting pretty trés leches cinnamon rolls, you’ve come to the wrong place
Jojos Bizarre Adventures, crochet, and cinnamon rolls
That’s my entire vibe for today 🧶
That’s my entire vibe for today 🧶
April 19, 2025 at 12:01 AM
Jojos Bizarre Adventures, crochet, and cinnamon rolls
That’s my entire vibe for today 🧶
That’s my entire vibe for today 🧶
Are we really surprised by Katy Perry rn? Do we not remember what she did to those nuns?
April 17, 2025 at 3:37 PM
Are we really surprised by Katy Perry rn? Do we not remember what she did to those nuns?
I was sitting up wondering why I’m so anxious at night - then I suddenly remembered that I used to trick myself into keeping my eyes closed so I could sleep by imagining a demon was 2 inches from my face and that it would kill me if I opened my eyes…
So this one is self inflicted…
So this one is self inflicted…
April 14, 2025 at 5:19 AM
I was sitting up wondering why I’m so anxious at night - then I suddenly remembered that I used to trick myself into keeping my eyes closed so I could sleep by imagining a demon was 2 inches from my face and that it would kill me if I opened my eyes…
So this one is self inflicted…
So this one is self inflicted…
Just wish Monster Hunter didn’t have a terrible multiplayer system. I shouldn’t have to summon ancient gods to figure out how to actually play with my friends. I’d honestly rather eat glass than try to fix yet another bugged ass link party for an hour instead of actually playing
April 7, 2025 at 2:06 AM
Just wish Monster Hunter didn’t have a terrible multiplayer system. I shouldn’t have to summon ancient gods to figure out how to actually play with my friends. I’d honestly rather eat glass than try to fix yet another bugged ass link party for an hour instead of actually playing
I think way too much about my mortality way too often
April 5, 2025 at 10:03 PM
I think way too much about my mortality way too often
Finally trying monster hunter 🎉 I need to upgrade my pc so I don’t have to wait so long to try games 😂
April 3, 2025 at 12:40 AM
Finally trying monster hunter 🎉 I need to upgrade my pc so I don’t have to wait so long to try games 😂
Honestly with all the censorship and the algorithms all out of whack, they can go ahead and ban tiktok 🤷🏽♀️
April 2, 2025 at 9:02 PM
Honestly with all the censorship and the algorithms all out of whack, they can go ahead and ban tiktok 🤷🏽♀️
I really wish I had a better camera to take pictures of the sky
April 2, 2025 at 3:19 AM
I really wish I had a better camera to take pictures of the sky
Reposted by Axolotl
Reposted by Axolotl
299 characters is not enough for the Bee Movie script
April 1, 2025 at 6:53 PM
299 characters is not enough for the Bee Movie script
So tired of being in the severe weather area 🙄
March 29, 2025 at 7:18 AM
So tired of being in the severe weather area 🙄
My cats need jobs I think
March 28, 2025 at 10:34 PM
My cats need jobs I think
lol nvm I just pronounced “strawberry” like “strawbrerry” and realized I probably just need a nap
March 25, 2025 at 10:08 PM
lol nvm I just pronounced “strawberry” like “strawbrerry” and realized I probably just need a nap
Idk what I’m doing wrong.. I just feel like I was built incorrectly most days.
March 25, 2025 at 9:51 PM
Idk what I’m doing wrong.. I just feel like I was built incorrectly most days.
I hate when I see one of those “This thing is a bad thing. Raise your hand if you agree” posts on Bluesky. Take that shit BACK TO FACEBOOK and leave it there to die, thx
March 15, 2025 at 11:20 AM
I hate when I see one of those “This thing is a bad thing. Raise your hand if you agree” posts on Bluesky. Take that shit BACK TO FACEBOOK and leave it there to die, thx
Gonna make mini apple pies for pi day!
March 14, 2025 at 4:39 PM
Gonna make mini apple pies for pi day!