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Alexis Howell-Jones
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Screenwriter, Nicholl Top 50, addicted to caffeine and putting people he’s made up in his head through absolute hell. Nicer to real people.
I’m interested in why there aren’t intermissions for longer films - several bladders will thank the cinema owner who can also make more money from the concession stand…
a purple background with the word intermission in white letters
ALT: a purple background with the word intermission in white letters
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January 3, 2025 at 8:22 AM
High five! Here’s to your continuing to kick ass in 2025 :-)
January 3, 2025 at 8:08 AM
Must be an antagonist thing
December 27, 2024 at 10:14 PM
You have my guitar
And my guitar
And…
Shit we have a lot of guitars
December 27, 2024 at 9:29 AM
Please say you do have a way that you do - otherwise all this is pointless
December 27, 2024 at 9:26 AM
Best series of films:

Fuckman: The Movie (1966)
Fuckman (1989)
Fuckman Returns (1992)
Fuckman Forever (1995)
Fuckman & Robin (1997)
Fuckman Begins (2005)
The Dark Fuck (2008)
The Dark Fuck Rises (2012)
The Lego Fuckman Movie (2017)
The Fuckman (2022)
December 27, 2024 at 9:21 AM
Fuckman: The Movie (1966)
Fuckman (1989)
Fuckman Returns (1992)
Fuckman Forever (1995)
Fuckman & Robin (1997)
Fuckman Begins (2005)
The Dark Fuck (2008)
The Dark Fuck Rises (2012)
The Lego Fuckman Movie (2017)
The Fuckman (2022)
December 27, 2024 at 9:21 AM
I Know What You Fucked Last Summer
Fuck Me To Hell
Evil Dead Fuck
And
SpongeBob FuckPants: The Movie
December 27, 2024 at 9:05 AM
Upset was unavailable to see Sin Eater… sure you’ll advise if showing in London soon
December 4, 2024 at 8:34 AM
Cushing’s old house is near me and for sale. Will be highly jealous of (and have much less purchasing power than) the lucky punter who gets it
December 1, 2024 at 6:29 PM
What is your writing soundtrack of the moment?
November 24, 2024 at 2:38 PM
Not my obstacles, not my character arc :/)
November 22, 2024 at 2:55 PM
Writers love obstacles, right?
November 22, 2024 at 7:10 AM
It’s like “new car smell” but in this case labelled “prevailing kindness” :-)
November 21, 2024 at 10:53 PM