lexdoes
@lexdoes.bsky.social
I have way too many hobbies. PFP drawn by me. LGBTQ+ rights are human rights. BIPOC lives matter. (he/him, 18, mostly SFW)
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We got a second Clinton blowjob before we got Half Life 3
November 14, 2025 at 11:46 PM
We got a second Clinton blowjob before we got Half Life 3
Rewatched Chicken Run.
The line “Which part of ‘they kill us’ do you not understand?” is very poignant in this political climate
The line “Which part of ‘they kill us’ do you not understand?” is very poignant in this political climate
November 10, 2025 at 3:53 AM
Rewatched Chicken Run.
The line “Which part of ‘they kill us’ do you not understand?” is very poignant in this political climate
The line “Which part of ‘they kill us’ do you not understand?” is very poignant in this political climate
Mamdani is going to implement ShamWow law. All towels must now hold 20 times their weight in liquid and be sold for just $9.95 if you call within the next 20 minutes
Mamdani is going to implement Shakira law. Hips will no longer be able to lie.
Mamdani is going to implement Shania law. That don't impress me much.
November 9, 2025 at 7:33 AM
Mamdani is going to implement ShamWow law. All towels must now hold 20 times their weight in liquid and be sold for just $9.95 if you call within the next 20 minutes
November 7, 2025 at 5:20 AM
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For some reason the media is not mentioning that the reason GTA6 is being delayed is they fired 40 staff over threats of unionization and now the rest of their staff are revolting
November 6, 2025 at 9:21 PM
For some reason the media is not mentioning that the reason GTA6 is being delayed is they fired 40 staff over threats of unionization and now the rest of their staff are revolting
Trump unleashed such a shitstorm throughout the past 10 months that American voters today simultaneously decided “Yeahhh let’s have less of that”
November 5, 2025 at 6:25 AM
Trump unleashed such a shitstorm throughout the past 10 months that American voters today simultaneously decided “Yeahhh let’s have less of that”
Bought a PS3 and immediately after I get home my mom texts me tips on how to budget properly 🙃
November 3, 2025 at 8:29 AM
Bought a PS3 and immediately after I get home my mom texts me tips on how to budget properly 🙃
“They say I'm old-fashioned and live in the past,
But sometimes I think progress progresses too fast!
They say I'm a fool to oppose things like these,
But I will continue to speak for the trees!”
- The Lorax
But sometimes I think progress progresses too fast!
They say I'm a fool to oppose things like these,
But I will continue to speak for the trees!”
- The Lorax
I saw someone call Ai a Thneed and I can't stop thinking about it. It's a PERFECT analogy. The Thneed was an all-purpose tool that didn't do anything really useful. It was a fad that did major damage to the environment to make the Onceler a billionare. It left no real lasting impact, only damage.
October 30, 2025 at 12:53 AM
“They say I'm old-fashioned and live in the past,
But sometimes I think progress progresses too fast!
They say I'm a fool to oppose things like these,
But I will continue to speak for the trees!”
- The Lorax
But sometimes I think progress progresses too fast!
They say I'm a fool to oppose things like these,
But I will continue to speak for the trees!”
- The Lorax
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met the guy from the "kubrick stare" wikipedia article
![A successful Kubrick stare can be "invasive".[13]](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:cyyd366g3hrxp5rynixm2mm3/bafkreif2o4u3qm6s2s2ysn3ex5e4cbfbxzvy5ojwxukt4ip7eodbvhxwpi@jpeg)
October 27, 2025 at 7:51 AM
met the guy from the "kubrick stare" wikipedia article
Sexy green life toaster oven air fryer manual
October 26, 2025 at 2:43 AM
Sexy green life toaster oven air fryer manual
Had a dream I went to a Minecraft parody music festival featuring CaptainSparklez, @yogscast.com, @antvenom.com and, despite being completely unrelated to Minecraft afaik, @odysseyeurobeat.com (who did a beautiful slow acoustic version of Discord)
And now I'm mad it isn't real.
And now I'm mad it isn't real.
October 23, 2025 at 4:27 AM
Had a dream I went to a Minecraft parody music festival featuring CaptainSparklez, @yogscast.com, @antvenom.com and, despite being completely unrelated to Minecraft afaik, @odysseyeurobeat.com (who did a beautiful slow acoustic version of Discord)
And now I'm mad it isn't real.
And now I'm mad it isn't real.
On that note, I’ve never figured out what’s up with this trilogy?
October 22, 2025 at 8:11 PM
On that note, I’ve never figured out what’s up with this trilogy?
Must have misremembered. Searched “rob zombie racist”, “rob zombie Trump”, “rob zombie 1srael” etc etc etc on the other site where I remembered seeing something about it, but I got nothing.
Anyways back to listening to Dragula.
Anyways back to listening to Dragula.
I think I remember Rob Zombie getting canceled for something one or two years ago but I can’t remember for what. Anyone remember?
October 15, 2025 at 5:20 AM
Must have misremembered. Searched “rob zombie racist”, “rob zombie Trump”, “rob zombie 1srael” etc etc etc on the other site where I remembered seeing something about it, but I got nothing.
Anyways back to listening to Dragula.
Anyways back to listening to Dragula.
I think I remember Rob Zombie getting canceled for something one or two years ago but I can’t remember for what. Anyone remember?
October 14, 2025 at 9:47 PM
I think I remember Rob Zombie getting canceled for something one or two years ago but I can’t remember for what. Anyone remember?
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Since you've voluntarily invited a boycott, you get one.
A thread 🧵 about investors in Bluesky, who would love to hear your feedback by phone, snail mail, or email.
A thread 🧵 about investors in Bluesky, who would love to hear your feedback by phone, snail mail, or email.
October 3, 2025 at 4:37 PM
Since you've voluntarily invited a boycott, you get one.
A thread 🧵 about investors in Bluesky, who would love to hear your feedback by phone, snail mail, or email.
A thread 🧵 about investors in Bluesky, who would love to hear your feedback by phone, snail mail, or email.
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This moment is a test. Donald Trump wants us to blink first and hand him over power.
We have too much to save to give in. Protecting the American people is too important a task for us to give up before anything even starts.
We have too much to save to give in. Protecting the American people is too important a task for us to give up before anything even starts.
October 1, 2025 at 2:46 AM
This moment is a test. Donald Trump wants us to blink first and hand him over power.
We have too much to save to give in. Protecting the American people is too important a task for us to give up before anything even starts.
We have too much to save to give in. Protecting the American people is too important a task for us to give up before anything even starts.
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September 28, 2025 at 10:42 PM
Prospective parents who are scared of having an autistic kid, here's some things you can do to prevent that from happening:
1. Don't have kids
1. Don't have kids
September 28, 2025 at 8:46 AM
Prospective parents who are scared of having an autistic kid, here's some things you can do to prevent that from happening:
1. Don't have kids
1. Don't have kids
Japan once having an emperor named Hirohito is like if we had a president named Joe Person
September 23, 2025 at 9:18 PM
Japan once having an emperor named Hirohito is like if we had a president named Joe Person
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Artists! Quote with your fanart!
September 23, 2025 at 7:20 AM
Artists! Quote with your fanart!