@iwriteok.bsky.social are you gonna do the Warhammer 40k episodes? I think a lot of us would love to hear you ramble about it for 7-8 episodes

@telussupport.bsky.social why do your offer prices change every time you mess up my address? Sometimes your Internet plan is $75, but when I add it to my cart it magically goes up to $90. I closes the page and tries again and now it’s $110?! What the fuck

I tried Dr. Pepper for the first time so here’s my review:

3/23 flavours

Seriously, watch 2023 film masterpiece “Bottoms”. It had everything: magical realism, lesbians, high quality violence and it passed the Bechdel test. Truly a perfect movie

Free TV idea: A Buffy revamp but it’s mostly the cast of 2023 masterpiece film “Bottoms”. Ayo Edebiri would be a perfect Willow and I will fist fight anyone who disagrees.

i stride into the grocery store with two guns, blood from the razor sewn into the waistband of my pants drips down my ass while blood from the razor blade in the tongue of my shoe soaks the escape map that shows me how to get back to my house two miles away.

i have forgotten my wallet.

“We’re going to be the social network that lets you - encourages you - to say slurs”

Free TV show idea: set in some billionaire’s apocalypse bunker in New Zealand but it’s been a few years and the staff are starting to realize their wage labour is out-moded.

Why do I have any followers at all?