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Andrew Lewis
@lewis-workshop.co.uk
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Artist, maker, and specialist fabricator. Hacker before it was cool. Writer and editor. Titular functionary of Andrew Lewis Workshop. Doctor of things.
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Getting ready for Maker's Central.
A wooden sign with the wording "fire detector. In the event of a fire this detector will produce smoke, glow orange, disintegrate"
May 9, 2025 at 12:06 AM
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There is a new sign in the store today, and this one is for the cat lovers.

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#cats
A metal sign with the text "all visitors to this home are subject to the divine ordinance and summary judgement of the most grand and fabulous order of the high council of cats" Beneath the text is an illustration of 5 cats sitting at a table with a tea cup. One of the cats is sitting in the teacup, while two others are sitting on saucers.
April 12, 2025 at 8:02 PM
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Now would be a great time to get your hands on some cool things from my store and help keep my business going. Get a stonking 25% off all signs and coasters - don't miss out! lewis-workshop.com #sale
March 26, 2025 at 2:31 PM
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Attention all poultry keepers, fowl fanciers, bird herders, and chicken ticklers. Do you baulk at the thought of concealing crimes beneath yet another patio or raised garden bed? Warn your visitors and save their lives. It's okay, chickens can't read. Yet.

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#chickens
A sublimation printed 8 inch by 6 inch colourful metal sign with an illustration of six chickens. Text beneath the chickens reads "Beware of the chickens. They have concealed weapons and no conscience."
March 23, 2025 at 12:26 PM
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It's time to spring clean your workshop and put up a warning to the world.

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#make #craft #science
A yellow metal industrial sign stating that "Everything in this room will kill you. Literally. Every. Fucking. Thing."
March 19, 2025 at 10:33 PM
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This is a notice for members of reality enclave 47, including subsidiary pocket realities. An anomalous event chain has been detected in your area.

Remain calm and obtain appropriate signage.

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Warning Kauer Liminal Research Facility Extreme risk of transient EMF In the event of a hallway reconfiguration This is single story facility - do not enter stairwells or elevators Drink almond water - conserve ration packs - stay in light Log research and activities with betamax tape and slowscan radio Danger You are entering an SCP research area Extreme risk of death Normal physical laws may change Abnormal mental state may occur Adopt worst case failure methods Observe special containment procedure In the event of a dissociative fugue do nothing - await rescue
January 25, 2025 at 8:52 AM
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Everybody! Stickers! Several people asked, so I've been working on a way to add vinyl stickers to my store. The first few are available now, and there will be more to come in the next few weeks.

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Ft dr
A sticker showing the colour codes for 4,5, and 6 band resistors. A sticker with Rosie the Riveter saying "just make something, anything, it doesn't need to be good" A sticker with the text "well I've wrestled with for 35 years doctor, and I'm happy to state I finally won out over it"
January 11, 2025 at 9:10 PM
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In my day, you had 8 bits and an acoustic coupler and you were grateful.

See lewis-workshop.com for this and more.

#retrogaming #retro #computers #oldcomputers
December 15, 2024 at 6:36 PM
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In the event of a #Backrooms reconfiguration, conserve your rations.

#scp #scpmemes #gaming #games #urbanlegends #science #sign
December 11, 2024 at 7:38 PM
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I know so many people who fit this description.

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#tech #geek #linux #sysadmin #coding
A metal sign with a tractor feed background pattern. Text reads 100% genuine pre-internet Eldergeek Inside CD.RXD.TXD.DTR.GND.DSR.RTS.CTS.RI 9600 8N1
December 2, 2024 at 9:05 PM
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I know money can't buy everything, but it can buy lots of things like food. It can also cause a lot of worry for some people. If you find yourself with a surfeit of currency, you could spend some in my Etsy store.

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December 1, 2024 at 10:07 AM
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Don't leave your colonists to wander off into the Martian or Lunar landscape - Give them a fighting chance with waypoints for their rover.

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A metal sign reading "Danger: you are exciting habitable zone. Conditions behind this point exceed Eva shot capabilities. Hazardous environment ahead. Personnel carrier required. Drivers will not pass this border without authorization. Check waypoints signal strength and frequency before exit"
November 24, 2024 at 5:07 PM
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25% off mugs in my UK Etsy store until Monday! Have a look at Lewiswork.etsy.com and grab a bargain.
November 21, 2024 at 7:19 PM
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A throwback to the original... This is the first metal sign I sold in my store.
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There's a non sweary version in the store, too - as several people requested it.
November 20, 2024 at 5:59 PM
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Fresh #bread and a good book on a snowy day. Pass the butter.
November 20, 2024 at 10:33 AM
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Remember everyone: There are worse things than death. Like paperwork. Endless paperwork.

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#etsy #gift #geek #humor #humour #science
An industrial warning sign with the test "Caution, Ionising Radiation in this Area. You will be forced to fill out multiple incident forms and safety reports, and attend mandatory meeting for the entire time that you are dying. Exposure to radioactive sources in this area will result in a protracted death.
November 19, 2024 at 1:17 PM
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The weekend is here. Remain vigilant and trust nothing.
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#scp #scpmemes #gaming #gamer #retrogaming #gifts #research #science
November 15, 2024 at 5:03 PM
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How about a nice cup of tea and a browse through my Etsy store, eh? Go on, put your feet up and go to Lewiswork.etsy.com

#geek #geeky #tea #mugs #etsy #gifts #gaming #coffee
A large mug with the message "Danger: weapons grade tea" written on the side
November 14, 2024 at 5:44 PM
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The jazz pianists have been released from their enclosures, and handed Christmas music. It's time to take a look at my store and think about all those people you need to buy gifts for at this time of year!

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November 14, 2024 at 8:39 AM
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Home made bacon, home made bread, spinach, and pickled capers.
An open bacon sandwich with crisp bacon and capers on a bed of spinach.
October 20, 2024 at 9:07 AM
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I make these signs to bring joy and understanding to the discerning masses. If you're a discerning mass, please consider buying something for your home, workshop or shed.

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*as a small business, every share helps spread the word to a wider audience.
September 8, 2024 at 8:09 AM
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For those of you that haven't seen me post before, I am Andrew of Lewis Workshop and I make signs, mugs, and other things. Have a look at Lewiswork.etsy.com for more information.

If you like what you see, spread the word. Thanks for looking in!
September 3, 2024 at 5:23 PM
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I baked a loaf of bread today, and it has little buttocks at one end.
A loaf of bread that appears to have buttocks at one end.
June 27, 2024 at 2:48 AM
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Hello! I don't seem to have much traction on here, and haven't really been able to find the maker communities - if you like my stuff, please consider sharing this post and visit my store at Lewiswork.etsy.com

#etsy #etsyuk #making #making #workshops #project #creative #crafts #craft
June 11, 2024 at 4:55 PM
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It's cold outside... A nice cup of tea should help, and something small and red to put it on.

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March 23, 2024 at 1:16 AM