I lost my watch at a party once. I saw a guy step on it while harassing a girl. I walked up and punched him straight on the nose. I said: No one does that to a girl...not on my watch.

How does Bill Gates count to ten?

1, 2, 3, 95, 98, NT, 2000, ME, XP, Vista, 7, 8, 10.

If Smoking weed causes memory loss, what does smoking weed do?

What did 50 Cent do when he was hungry? 58.

Why did the hipster burn his tongue with his pizza?
He ate it before it was cool!

14 Programming Languages with the Best YouTube Channels to Learn From:

❯ C ➟ The Net Ninja
❯ C++ ➟ CodeBeauty
❯ C# ➟ Brackeys
❯ Golang ➟ Tech School
❯ Java ➟ Programming with Mosh
❯ JavaScript ➟ Traversy Media
❯ Kotlin ➟ Coding in Flow
❯ Lua ➟ TheCodingTrain
❯ PHP ➟ Traversy Media

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