Phae
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Phae
@letsgetcynical.bsky.social
I know I need a bio, but I still haven’t figured myself out after 41 years. Give me a minute?
I didn’t know my dining room lamp had such strong feelings for me 🥰
February 7, 2026 at 12:50 AM
🥵
February 6, 2026 at 11:18 PM
Blasphemy! It’s never too early.
February 6, 2026 at 4:23 PM
I think your dog wants you to draw her like one of your French girls
February 5, 2026 at 10:38 PM
Awwwww with the paws up and cute teef display 😍
February 5, 2026 at 10:37 PM
Omg that looks so yummyyyyy 🤤
February 5, 2026 at 9:37 PM
I’m considering it! The issue is she poops in 1-2 feet-high snow. That’s two levels of digging I’m not sure I wanna do, at least -15 degrees
February 5, 2026 at 3:31 PM
I don’t know 😬

I’ve searched the entire house… I had fallen asleep with the AirPods in my ears, and they fell off during the night. Found one in the morning, but the other remains a mystery.

She DID eat one of my daughter’s socks, though. Puked four times yesterday 😩 but eventually it came out.
February 5, 2026 at 3:27 PM
🤣🤣
February 5, 2026 at 2:57 PM
Dogs are the best 💜
Nice collar btw 😍
February 5, 2026 at 2:39 PM
I’d be curious to see how audio-to-text apps would spell cat noises
February 5, 2026 at 2:38 PM
Perfect depiction of my brain 👌
February 4, 2026 at 1:34 PM
😍 I bought a box two weekends ago and CAN’T WAIT TO COOK DINNER WITH THEM.
So adorable!!

Post photos when you’re done 🤩
February 3, 2026 at 3:04 AM
Awww I’ve never known that one
February 2, 2026 at 11:41 PM