Phae
@letsgetcynical.bsky.social
I know I need a bio, but I still haven’t figured myself out after 41 years. Give me a minute?
I can guess who that one’s from 🥹
With all my heart, Boo 💜❤️🔥
With all my heart, Boo 💜❤️🔥
February 7, 2026 at 1:28 AM
I can guess who that one’s from 🥹
With all my heart, Boo 💜❤️🔥
With all my heart, Boo 💜❤️🔥
I didn’t know my dining room lamp had such strong feelings for me 🥰
February 7, 2026 at 12:50 AM
I didn’t know my dining room lamp had such strong feelings for me 🥰
Stop staring at me, mom! I swear I didn’t eat your AirPod…
February 4, 2026 at 12:30 AM
Stop staring at me, mom! I swear I didn’t eat your AirPod…
Anyone else miss ICQ? 🥹
February 2, 2026 at 10:28 PM
Anyone else miss ICQ? 🥹
Is it Spring Break yet?
February 2, 2026 at 2:37 PM
Is it Spring Break yet?
February 1, 2026 at 6:30 PM
New item on my If-only-I-were-filthy-rich bucket list:
A Franck Muller Crazy Hours watch 😍
A Franck Muller Crazy Hours watch 😍
February 1, 2026 at 1:02 PM
New item on my If-only-I-were-filthy-rich bucket list:
A Franck Muller Crazy Hours watch 😍
A Franck Muller Crazy Hours watch 😍
Morning, Bluesky
What’s brewin’?
What’s brewin’?
February 1, 2026 at 12:26 PM
Morning, Bluesky
What’s brewin’?
What’s brewin’?
