hell yeah! whatcha drinkin?

you know that's a valid question and I can see where you would get that idea, but regrettably, no, it is simply a beer you drink in the shower

dude that Irish Omelet is calling to me

looking at this like Trump looks at Zohran

have you met them personally? like, do you think maybe going over with a plate of cookies and making a polite request could work? if I found out something I was doing was keeping my neighbors awake, I'd be mortified and extremely willing to make adjustments but I know a lot of people are assholes

that is so obnoxious. get a big dog or something, don't make your paranoia everybody on the block's problem

I'm 100% convinced they've got enough dirt on her that she didn't have a choice

typos happen, no worries

can we sort of amend this to be more broad than headlights? does my elderly neighbor actually NEED a porch light that can be seen from the International Space Station or is he just scared because he saw a black Amazon driver drop off a package on his Ring cam?

I believe someone can run and win on “the headlights are too damn bright”

- AJ Soprano, 1999

the initial one I made was way more horny than this but I'm trying not to be crass, there are ladies frequenting this joint

yeah I cannot imagine becoming a community pariah because I was expecting McDonald's to operate with the same efficiency as a five star Michelin restaurant but it takes all kinds I guess

I watched the video and it was both shocking and somehow completely on brand so I think she was always awful and I just never noticed because she was never awful to me personally and 20 year old me was very stupid and not perceptive

yeah I don't even really DISLIKE him as a human being, he's an idiot but a relatively benign and affable one, but my God he's got just sone of the worst takes I've ever heard consistently come from one person (fortunately the bulk of them relate to sports and are forgiveable)