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@lethargicbat.bsky.social
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currently liveblogging TOS! each episode is its own thread, feel free to block #ransomrambles to avoid the spam :)
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lethargicbat.bsky.social
not to body shame him and/or his body double but afflecks acting wasnt the only thing that was pretty flat.....
two photos from Gone Girl, showing a man entering the shower. You can start to see his flat ass and a bit of dick. He's circumcized, if that detail matters.
September 19, 2025 at 3:08 AM
lethargicbat.bsky.social
was given a digital employee handbook today and brother this is straight up illegal lol
text that has a header that reads: ”Pay Conversations". underneath it is two bullet points: 1. Discussion of pay rates between employees is not allowed. 2. If you have questions or concerns, see a manager or the owner directly.
August 20, 2025 at 12:17 AM
lethargicbat.bsky.social
back on my sock grind
a pair of double pointed needles with the toe of a knitted sock on them.
August 17, 2025 at 3:33 AM
lethargicbat.bsky.social
like. what was the initial set up for this & where it was going... why didn't i leave myself better notes.....
cropped text that reads: in watching how desperate Spock is to please him. He enjoys pushing Spock’s boundaries, because surely the Vulcan will have no issue in telling him ‘no’ if he really didn't want to do something. Will Kirk respect that hypothetical no? He tells himself he would and isn't that's what truly matters while never having to actually worry about such a thing?
August 2, 2025 at 9:48 PM
lethargicbat.bsky.social
a screenshot of an eBook, with the dialogue underlined by me. text reads: I’m soft once I’m comfortable, Catherine said. And you’re the same, she said without looking at me. Or are you never? I had the strong urge to piss my leggings. All of our quick caffeine. I wondered what the women would do. Catherine might gasp, embarrassed at her association with me, wondering what the patrons around us would think. Katrina I imagined screaming. The table might tilt but would not topple, as it was secured to the ground with locks. I held my bladder. I said, Am I never soft? I reminded myself to ask how often they pissed on each other in the shower. No, Catherine said steadily. Are you never comfortable?
July 19, 2025 at 1:41 AM
lethargicbat.bsky.social
"femmes cant wear packers" is just a terf talking point & trying to present the idea that a phallus is inherently masculine. its great if a cis femme wants to wear a packer for whatever reason but u do realize the goal is aimed at isolating & ridiculing trans women, esp those that dont tuck, right..
a screenshot of a Tumblr post. the username is blocked out and the post reads: “over on twitter they’re currently having lesbian discourse about whether or not femmes can wear packers but i haven’t been able to participate in the discourse because every time my brain conceptualizes femmes wearing packers i immediately get lightheaded and pass out from all the blood rushing to my”. someone reblogged it, their username also censored, and added the tags: “girl go for it. anyone who says otherwise is a cop. wibbly wibbly gendery wendery”
June 28, 2025 at 8:21 PM
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an edited textpost meme against a pink background. It reads: “I'm not arguing with a headache. Grugg, get the drill!! 😂”
June 24, 2025 at 10:48 PM
lethargicbat.bsky.social
btw havent forgotten about this, just been making you a spreadsheet with my findings so far ... >:3c

it has the date so it can be sorted, the artist name, links to the site(s) of each piece, and i just been tossing random stupid titles on there to remember what art ive included o7
a cropped spreadsheet with the years 2013 to 2018 on it. In the next column is a series of random titles to reference the art work. They follow: Ass Up, Little Vulcan Buttcrack Again Mirror! Spirk; Spock in Bondage Werewolf Kirk, Vampire Spock Naval Sniffing, Hip Lifting Passion Drawing Prompt Willing Submission V1, Chair Bondage Willing Submission V2, Undressing William Submission V3, Kneeling Straddling Lap Legs on Shoulders, Telepathic Longing Pon Farr Bondage Romance Novel Cover Almost a Kiss A Little Toe Licking Spock Tenderly Riding Zerkin It Vulcan Style Long Hair Spock Being Enbraced Sheet Grabbing While Being Fucked Mirror! Spirk; Ass Up, Getting Fucked Sun of Love Strip Tease Debauched and Bitten Leg Up Despite The Chronic Pain ... A Little Vulcan Ass Worship Spock Disrobing and Shatbulge Naked and Clingy Eating Vulcussy Half Naked Spock, Fully Clothed Kirk Mirror! Spirk; Softish Dubcon
June 21, 2025 at 1:38 AM
lethargicbat.bsky.social
the dub/noncon mirror!spirk brainworms got the @realgremlintime.bsky.social seal of approval btw... if you even care....
a message that reads: read all of this as soon as I woke up and my dick got so hard I passed out again
June 18, 2025 at 3:24 PM
lethargicbat.bsky.social
help why did he say it with so much sauce
June 17, 2025 at 11:42 PM
lethargicbat.bsky.social
i <3 mpreg
Captain James Kirk wearing a gay little sparkly vest, his biceps out. The vest is gold and matches a glitter sash tied around his lower waist. Because of how he's standing and the sash, it emphasizes his stomach.
June 17, 2025 at 11:35 PM
lethargicbat.bsky.social
“Captain, do you feel any abnormal effects?”

*gay surprise*
.... yes!
June 17, 2025 at 11:15 PM
lethargicbat.bsky.social
(dont rb!)
as im going through another round of a respiratory disease (my body <3 making too much mucus) and a small (🤏) mental breakdown on my life again i decided to FINALLY get around to weaving in the ends on this shirt. its a little too big for my model but chester was a good sport about it <3
an old, red teddy bear wearing a green knit shirt. the shirt is oversized on him and covers his entire body.
June 13, 2025 at 3:45 AM
lethargicbat.bsky.social
why does this feel like something tos kirk would say
a tweet by LiquidSausage replying to spicyybiscuit reading "Abuse is terrible especially for non problematic children..."
June 12, 2025 at 11:04 PM
lethargicbat.bsky.social
a Tumblr post by monikatouhou that reads: age regressing but i was always "very mature for my age", have had the same set of nerdy science interests since i learned to read, and havent developed much in terms of social skills and emotional intelligence since i was a teen, so you cant tell the difference
June 9, 2025 at 1:21 AM
lethargicbat.bsky.social
me giving spock chronic pain and balance issues and bladder spasms and migraines and chronic fatigue and
the I Can Imagine Anything reaction image—which shows a photograph of a man in red glasses pressing his index finger to his temple with a red light glowing on his face. The photo was posted on the subreddit r/not interesting and the caption was, “I can imagine anything”
May 27, 2025 at 10:22 PM
lethargicbat.bsky.social
arent you thirsty..
the Samuel adams beer man edited to have william shatners face
May 26, 2025 at 2:18 AM
lethargicbat.bsky.social
finally doing the sleeves after procrastinating (ft the most blown out picture ever...)

og: 57 sleeve sts, moved from scrap yarn to needles

k 1 row, in the process i picked up 2 sts at each corner & then knit then together to close the gap gaps and picked up 4 for under the arm in the process
an over exposed photo of a green knit shirt laying on a bed. the sleeve stitches are on four double pointed needles as i hold the other one between my fingers.
May 20, 2025 at 5:48 PM
lethargicbat.bsky.social
Batman entirely cloaked in shadow and reaching forward through the grey smoke wisps that surround him. Only his silhouette is visible as his cowl lenses glow bright red. Over him is white text that reads, ‘let's take ibuprofen together’.
May 2, 2025 at 11:41 PM
lethargicbat.bsky.social
this is such a cute jacket... mens 3xl !
shopgoodwill.com/item/229027964
a blue jacket designed to look like an enterprise uniform. It has the golden crest and sleeve details and a black hood. the back of the jacket.
April 29, 2025 at 5:39 AM
lethargicbat.bsky.social
thought they were holding hands at first :(
shopgoodwill.com/item/229005605
a keepsake ornament of Spock and Kirk from the City on the Edge of Forever. It shows them in front of the portal, with their arms extended. Spock is slightly in the air and has his legs bended as Kirk has one foot raised. Next to spock is a broken pedestal. Because of the angle, it appears like they're holding hands. the back of the box that reads: “When Dr. McCoy accidentally discovers a time portal called the Guardian of Forever, Kirk and Spock must go back in time to try and repair the damage to the flow of history. This ornament features three excerpts from the episode. Press the pedestal next to the characterd to hear the excerpts in random order. Light flickers when the Guardian speaks. The words spoken by the two crew members and the Guardian are printed inside the box. a photo of the ornament, which reveals they're barely not holding hands. It also reveals Shatner's widow peak hairline.
April 29, 2025 at 5:34 AM
lethargicbat.bsky.social
i woulda loved swallowing these as a kid....
shopgoodwill.com/item/228766308
collectable action marbles for the deep space nine characters. the marbles, admittedly, look dirty.
April 29, 2025 at 5:20 AM
lethargicbat.bsky.social
DO NOT SEPARATE THEM !!!!
shopgoodwill.com/item/228804868
showing the same type of doll but for Mister Spock, who's wearing his original pilot uniform of a beige sweater-looking turtleneck and has thicker eyebrows. his accessories include starfleet phaser, a communicator, Vulcan harp, and an action base.
April 29, 2025 at 5:19 AM
lethargicbat.bsky.social
having spirk on the barbie and ken box vs actually uhura is certainly a move...
shopgoodwill.com/item/228850856
a 30th anniversary, Barbie collectable set. It shows traditional Barbie in a red Starfleet uniform, looking much like Uhura's, and a generic Ken in Kirk's uniform. The box background has Kirk sitting in his captain's chair and Spock standing awkwardly at his shoulder. the back of the box, showing the dolls in front of an alien planet background.
April 29, 2025 at 5:13 AM
lethargicbat.bsky.social
her...
shopgoodwill.com/item/228800643
a Uhura, collectable Barbie doll. She has green hoop earrings and is wearing her signature red mini skirt and long sleeve and has a black sidebag. the back of the box, showing it was a Black Label collection to celebrate the 50th anniversary of Star Trek.
April 29, 2025 at 5:10 AM