I have thought about it and decided I don’t regret having children but if life had decided no kids for me, I can see a different dimension where I am very happy child-free.

I out-smarted my 8 yo and took far too much self-congratulatory glee than should have been warranted.

Anyway the problem is if we shut off the valve to the outside spigot, we also turn off the water leading up to our ice maker and BOO HOO first world problem I can’t get ice made for me when it’s -35 C.

Dance contests are far less frequent than Hollywood would have me believe.

If I was an American, I would want to be from Portland.

If my husband died, I think I’d get a cat.

My cleaner came the day I left for a long weekend and I don’t care that I wasn’t here for any of it, but MY HOUSE HAS BEEN CLEAN FOR THREE DAYS.

I think the meaning of life is to improve yourself and what you can in the world around you.

Where’s the worst place to have a hot flash?

That’s correct, the MRI machine.

This venue is good in two respects:
1. It’s a temporary structure so I am distracted from the show by constantly thinking about the unnatural swaying of the stands, how it means it will collapse and I fall to my untimely death.
2. The swaying makes my head bob so I seem to be enjoying myself

I guarantee you that none of the men who paid for sex with the girls Maxwell and Epstein trafficked were roofers looking for work at a Home Depot

Cab drivers get way more phone calls than I do.

@aircanada.bsky.social you might want to check out the calendar on your app. I’m not sure what happened to Monday the first week of November.

I have only ever really been on Facebook. Not Twitter, not Snapchat, not instagram. But now I am on Bluesky and now I understand the term “doomscrolling”. So much more shit is going down, and with bigger and bigger global consequences.

WTAF is happening right now???

It was take your doggie to work day today.

I have no idea how to spell “Pisces”.

Even after looking it up.

Imaginary fight with my husband as described to him:

I have an ouchie in my foot and I am going to ask you to look at it for me and you refuse and I get really offended bc I can’t see it myself and I look at EVERYONE ELSES OUCHIES.

I need an ouchie-looker too.

So it turns out that millennia of women before me were right:

Hot flashes suck.