lesleyspencer.bsky.social
@lesleyspencer.bsky.social
I have at various times in my life, used a cane. I have decided that for any future need, I will explore the possibility of a staff.
February 14, 2026 at 5:11 AM
I cheat at keeping my Duolingo streak by playing with time zones on my phone.
February 12, 2026 at 5:36 AM
I like the smell of burnt hair.
February 12, 2026 at 5:13 AM
I think I remember listing “Shopping” under the listing “Hobbies” on my resume at the age of 14. On dot-matrix printer paper.
February 10, 2026 at 3:52 AM
I wish someone would sound track my life like a movie. I’d like that
February 8, 2026 at 5:55 PM
Dangerous drinking game: Take a drink everytime the Olympics announcers talk about “a moment”.
February 8, 2026 at 4:03 PM
eh?
February 7, 2026 at 3:33 AM
February 4, 2026 at 7:56 PM
I think having a common goal is a really good way to make friends and why work is such a social experience for people. It’s OK to lose touch when you don’t have those common goals anymore.
February 4, 2026 at 7:07 PM
My husband’s pasta night is delicious. My pasta night uses up all the veggies nearing retirement. He cooks. I feed
February 3, 2026 at 10:40 PM
I have found that the more unfortunate things that happen to me, the less likely I am to judge anyone for what ever point in their life they are at or decisions they’ve made.
February 2, 2026 at 11:22 PM
Are galoshes coming back?
January 27, 2026 at 2:34 PM
I would never want to live forever if I didn’t have you forever too.
January 17, 2026 at 11:59 PM
It is ok to use daddy and kids watching a movie together as “me” time instead of joining them.
January 17, 2026 at 11:47 PM
I just watched a vet put an NG tube in a horse. That’s a big tube.
January 15, 2026 at 2:31 AM
Butterfinger is a more reliable Crispy Crunch.
January 11, 2026 at 6:24 AM
If I could reincarnate as an animal, I would want to try out “octopus “.
January 8, 2026 at 2:56 AM
I am never stooping to eat “Tropical” Rockets candy again. I tried to like them. I do not.
January 6, 2026 at 3:04 AM
I just spent 180 seconds explaining in minute detail,nto my 12 yo why it is preferable to SPEAK to, and maintain eye contact with, the person with whom you are in the same room when asking for more screen time for your device. In-app notifications to your mother are not sufficient.
January 5, 2026 at 10:57 PM
Are we all going to forgive ourselves for everything happened in perimenopause, you know the way we do about our teenage selves? “Yeah but I was 14.” to “Yes, but I was 46.”
January 5, 2026 at 10:46 PM
Wouldn’t it be cool if we had an indigenous political party that was mandatory to work along side whatever party we elected at all levels of government. And every decision the government made had to be approved by them. An indigenous senate!
January 5, 2026 at 2:10 AM
I lost all my hair last winter, from medical stress, and because it’s curly, as it grows back in, my hair is still looks short af but is quite tall.
January 5, 2026 at 1:51 AM
My 8 yo asked me if the train killing the kid in “Stand By Me” counted as hunting in the climactic scene bc there was a ‘No Hunting’ sign in the background.
January 5, 2026 at 12:52 AM
you assign one of your kids to be Sink Fairy: they are responsible for moving any dishes in the sink into the dishwasher (no matter what) This is such an unfair assignment that the kid will bitterly complain and nobody will ever put their dishes in the sink because the Sink Fairy will hunt them down
December 31, 2025 at 10:18 PM