Leper Con
@lepercon.bsky.social
I’m a lead farmer, motherfucker!
I think I might rewatch that Civil War movie with Nick Offerman and jerk off to the ending.
October 3, 2025 at 2:17 AM
I think I might rewatch that Civil War movie with Nick Offerman and jerk off to the ending.
The rapture actually did happen.
September 23, 2025 at 5:30 PM
The rapture actually did happen.
I am become swamp ass, destroyer of social lives.
July 29, 2025 at 9:17 PM
I am become swamp ass, destroyer of social lives.
It’s a game changer!
It’s a game changer!
It’s a game changer!
It’s a ga…
OH MY GOD SHUT THE FUCK UP! THE GAME ISN’T CHANGING AND THE GAME STILL FUCKING SUCKS!
It’s a game changer!
It’s a game changer!
It’s a ga…
OH MY GOD SHUT THE FUCK UP! THE GAME ISN’T CHANGING AND THE GAME STILL FUCKING SUCKS!
July 25, 2025 at 5:49 PM
It’s a game changer!
It’s a game changer!
It’s a game changer!
It’s a ga…
OH MY GOD SHUT THE FUCK UP! THE GAME ISN’T CHANGING AND THE GAME STILL FUCKING SUCKS!
It’s a game changer!
It’s a game changer!
It’s a ga…
OH MY GOD SHUT THE FUCK UP! THE GAME ISN’T CHANGING AND THE GAME STILL FUCKING SUCKS!
Yngwie J. Malmsteen used his middle initial so you didn’t confuse him with all the other Yngwie Malmsteens out there.
July 8, 2025 at 12:49 AM
Yngwie J. Malmsteen used his middle initial so you didn’t confuse him with all the other Yngwie Malmsteens out there.
It’s my birthday I don’t have to wipe
June 19, 2025 at 3:17 AM
It’s my birthday I don’t have to wipe
Watching The Vampire Diaries and doing my man kegels
June 16, 2025 at 2:49 AM
Watching The Vampire Diaries and doing my man kegels
Eventually you just have to get up off that toilet and go face the world. (Please wash your hands first)
June 9, 2025 at 1:11 PM
Eventually you just have to get up off that toilet and go face the world. (Please wash your hands first)
I had to delete a skeet about donating blood because it had a Type O.
June 5, 2025 at 12:11 PM
I had to delete a skeet about donating blood because it had a Type O.
touching ass > touching grass
May 28, 2025 at 8:27 PM
touching ass > touching grass
Watching Judy Justice and tugging on my scrotum skin.
May 27, 2025 at 9:10 PM
Watching Judy Justice and tugging on my scrotum skin.
Well, I guess it depends on your definition of “explosive”
May 24, 2025 at 12:25 AM
Well, I guess it depends on your definition of “explosive”
I’m going to go ahead and claim the title of “Cleanest Person in the World” right now because that shower was epic and there’s no way anyone is cleaner than me.
That being said, there will still be no licking my butthole. That’s not what it’s there for.
That being said, there will still be no licking my butthole. That’s not what it’s there for.
May 18, 2025 at 5:37 PM
I’m going to go ahead and claim the title of “Cleanest Person in the World” right now because that shower was epic and there’s no way anyone is cleaner than me.
That being said, there will still be no licking my butthole. That’s not what it’s there for.
That being said, there will still be no licking my butthole. That’s not what it’s there for.
Me: doesn’t use AI because it’s a waste of electricity and bad for the environment.
Also me: inbox has 70k unread emails and I don’t unsubscribe because it’s a hassle
Also me: inbox has 70k unread emails and I don’t unsubscribe because it’s a hassle
May 14, 2025 at 4:03 PM
Me: doesn’t use AI because it’s a waste of electricity and bad for the environment.
Also me: inbox has 70k unread emails and I don’t unsubscribe because it’s a hassle
Also me: inbox has 70k unread emails and I don’t unsubscribe because it’s a hassle
Oh. So THAT’S why they call them sloppy joes.
May 14, 2025 at 12:33 AM
Oh. So THAT’S why they call them sloppy joes.
Look, I don’t care what the internet says. Manfred Mann was totally saying “douche” and you will never convince me otherwise.
May 11, 2025 at 10:09 PM
Look, I don’t care what the internet says. Manfred Mann was totally saying “douche” and you will never convince me otherwise.
My sincerest apologies to the gang down at the sewage treatment plant for the unholy abomination I just sent their way.
May 6, 2025 at 4:54 PM
My sincerest apologies to the gang down at the sewage treatment plant for the unholy abomination I just sent their way.
Gonna fill the sink with Flonase and submerge my face in it.
May 5, 2025 at 2:58 PM
Gonna fill the sink with Flonase and submerge my face in it.
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Been bothering me for years.
May 5, 2025 at 3:54 AM
Been bothering me for years.
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stay on target
stay on target
[dies]
stay on target
[dies]
May 5, 2025 at 3:50 AM
stay on target
stay on target
[dies]
stay on target
[dies]
I’m still pissed that George Lucas named that fat rebel pilot “Porkins”
May 5, 2025 at 3:48 AM
I’m still pissed that George Lucas named that fat rebel pilot “Porkins”
More “fuck”, less “buddy”
May 2, 2025 at 4:12 PM
More “fuck”, less “buddy”
Jesus H Christ babygirl crack the fuckin window my eyes are burning what the hell did you eat
April 30, 2025 at 12:42 AM
Jesus H Christ babygirl crack the fuckin window my eyes are burning what the hell did you eat
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bread pudding it’s like make up your fucking mind
April 23, 2025 at 1:21 PM
bread pudding it’s like make up your fucking mind
Stephen Miller is going to come by later and we’re gonna hang dong and read Mein Kampf aloud with German accents.
April 14, 2025 at 4:56 PM
Stephen Miller is going to come by later and we’re gonna hang dong and read Mein Kampf aloud with German accents.