this is also an entire character’s arc of stormlight 5 and if that’s not a good enough justification for my tepid 3/5 on goodreads i don’t know what else is

me discovering that i have an internal monologue after living alone for 3 months

the stupidest thing about gasoline, matches, and a significantly large grudge is that no one can stop yo—

Wake up Paul. Wake up. This has been a dream the whole time. It is time to fulfill your destiny.

do it u coward

i’m imagining this is what befriending a crow feels like and it just brings you a bunch of shiny objects

i have been loving the game dev content i’ve been getting and the political content is finally catching up to old twitter. not quite there but we’re close. so bluesky is my rabbit-rat-game dev-politics app right now and i’m sure tweeting this is not gonna help at all

but the flip side of this is i stare a bit too long at every rat and i fucking hate rats and i’m so scared of them but somehow the bluesky algorithm has detected that i engage with these rats a lot so im also getting so much rat content.

tell em

the butterfly effect is very real and my lack of sleep will also lead to a blunder in 3 moves. i’m playing chess on the board but you’re playing in real life

i have had too much caffeine today

this is my internal monologue when i overshoot the social runway at the function

i saw how it’s actually spelled today. linda i gotta say i fucked that one up good

LINDA FROM BOBS BURGERS IN MY HEAD PLEASE STOP SAYING THE WORD NOSTERAFU

shishir am i crazy for this one you’re the only one that sees my tweets