there are two dogs constantly yapping inside of me. one is russell westbrook. the other one is also russell westbrook #nbasky

bluesky’s new algorithm for discover is so funny. i’m following that slungus meme rabbit and i think i engage with those posts a bit too much because im getting just… so much rabbit content. but i keep looking at every new rabbit and it keeps feeding me more. like im not complaining

schpring

the levels of back we are currently undergoing are hitherto unforeseen

working on something big — stay tuned for more 🎧💪🏼🙏🏼

lmao bro is overzealous. lol bro is getting too big for his britches. bro is quite over-enthused 💀💀 bro is filled with hubris rn 😭😭😭

i’m soooooo evacuation-pilled right now. evacuation core is IN folks.

the word “nosterafu” was made for the exact vocal tone and inflection of linda from bobs burgers. i shall not explain any further for fear of retribution from my enemies, they already know too much.

tried to do a high concept bit in front of my dad and was ignored. generational trauma is inescapable

i think a hozier irish folk-inspired christmas album might fix all of my life’s issues

early new year’s resolution: at some point next year I want to have a moment where I take off a plaid cap in awe, wistfully shake my head, chuckle a bit. even throw in a good “Well I’ll be…” under my breath.

new microblogging platform means i get to recycle all my old tweets from all the platforms i’ve abandoned. quick thread of my greatest hits ⬇️

why is espn’s graphic for the college football playoff bracket not arranged with the 1 seed at the top of the bracket?? obviously can’t be at the very top left because of the byes but this is the first time i’ve ever seen a 1 seed of any bracket not at the top. for shame espn

[ominously] now the jingle hop has begun

been digging into #atproto and I kinda feel a sense of loss that the internet wasn't originally designed this way. but exciting to see some momentum shift towards decentralization. shouting into the void: what are signs that ATProto could be gaining critical mass over ActivityPub?

this has the same vibe as when i say something out of left field impulsively and then proceed to dig myself into a hole by behaving like that was totally normal for the next 3 minutes by saying weirder and weirder stuff