Leon
@leonblanda.bsky.social
Writer/Comedian | Author of HIGH MOON, DOG YEARS, and the short stories: BRIDGETTE’S BABY BUMP, and JINGLE HELL (Coming Christmas 2024)
LeonBlanda.com
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There’s no carbs in king cake babies.
January 27, 2025 at 7:08 PM
There’s no carbs in king cake babies.
Happy New Year. Tickets go on sale 1/5.
December 31, 2024 at 5:28 PM
Happy New Year. Tickets go on sale 1/5.
Shoplifting sets all month.
1/3 - 50 First Jokes New Orleans
1/22 - Abita Brew Pub
1/24 - JOKES at Saint August Maison
1/3 - 50 First Jokes New Orleans
1/22 - Abita Brew Pub
1/24 - JOKES at Saint August Maison
December 29, 2024 at 11:48 PM
Shoplifting sets all month.
1/3 - 50 First Jokes New Orleans
1/22 - Abita Brew Pub
1/24 - JOKES at Saint August Maison
1/3 - 50 First Jokes New Orleans
1/22 - Abita Brew Pub
1/24 - JOKES at Saint August Maison
Name a non-LOTR character that could resist the One Ring.
December 22, 2024 at 10:20 PM
Name a non-LOTR character that could resist the One Ring.
Name a non-LOTR character that could resist the One Ring.
December 22, 2024 at 10:17 PM
Name a non-LOTR character that could resist the One Ring.
It’s not just the hair, and glasses. Clark’s got chubby cheeks and a double chin, SUPERMAN’s got that mewing jawline.
December 21, 2024 at 4:48 PM
It’s not just the hair, and glasses. Clark’s got chubby cheeks and a double chin, SUPERMAN’s got that mewing jawline.
I understand banning books. It’s hard parenting your own children, and having to understand, and be able to explain to them in an empathetic fashion the complexities of the world outside the little bubble of rigid ideology you’ve imprisoned yourself within. Burning works too.
December 21, 2024 at 4:45 PM
I understand banning books. It’s hard parenting your own children, and having to understand, and be able to explain to them in an empathetic fashion the complexities of the world outside the little bubble of rigid ideology you’ve imprisoned yourself within. Burning works too.
Somebody needs to tell Duck Tales life is like a hurricane everywhere, not just in Duckberg, or wherever. Lotta people are hurting out there.
December 19, 2024 at 4:01 PM
Somebody needs to tell Duck Tales life is like a hurricane everywhere, not just in Duckberg, or wherever. Lotta people are hurting out there.
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This is your annual reminder that it is my belief that Jack in the Box (1951) ripped off Mr. Bingle's (1948) entire look for their mascot "Jack."
December 7, 2024 at 5:52 PM
This is your annual reminder that it is my belief that Jack in the Box (1951) ripped off Mr. Bingle's (1948) entire look for their mascot "Jack."
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If you're looking for a great gift, let me suggest my book The Absinthe Frappé! Mine is one in a series of fantastic cocktail books perfect for the drink lover in your life. 💚
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The Absinthe Frappé (Iconic New Orleans Cocktails)
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December 11, 2024 at 12:21 AM
If you're looking for a great gift, let me suggest my book The Absinthe Frappé! Mine is one in a series of fantastic cocktail books perfect for the drink lover in your life. 💚
www.amazon.com/Absinthe-Fra...
www.amazon.com/Absinthe-Fra...
December 6, 2024 at 2:57 PM
Why does every video created by AI look and feel like actual nightmares? And don’t give me any of that uncanny valley crap. We opened a portal, folks. An unsealable rift in the fabric of existence.
December 5, 2024 at 5:57 PM
Why does every video created by AI look and feel like actual nightmares? And don’t give me any of that uncanny valley crap. We opened a portal, folks. An unsealable rift in the fabric of existence.
My kids don’t care about classic films like The Princess Bride, Labyrinth, or the Ridley Scott epic fantasy, Legend. Don’t even mention the LOTR extended editions. These little Philistines only watch living memes playing Roblox on youtube.
December 1, 2024 at 3:02 PM
My kids don’t care about classic films like The Princess Bride, Labyrinth, or the Ridley Scott epic fantasy, Legend. Don’t even mention the LOTR extended editions. These little Philistines only watch living memes playing Roblox on youtube.
Use promo code: JOKES25 for 25% off your tickets.
JOKES: Stand-up Comedy at Saint August Maison
#jokes
#comedy
#blackfriday
#slidell
#louisiana
JOKES: Stand-up Comedy at Saint August Maison
#jokes
#comedy
#blackfriday
#slidell
#louisiana
November 29, 2024 at 4:32 PM
Use promo code: JOKES25 for 25% off your tickets.
JOKES: Stand-up Comedy at Saint August Maison
#jokes
#comedy
#blackfriday
#slidell
#louisiana
JOKES: Stand-up Comedy at Saint August Maison
#jokes
#comedy
#blackfriday
#slidell
#louisiana
Tried to convince myself for four years that I was done with stand-up, done with the stage, no longer in need of an audience full of strangers’ approval. Turns out, I’m still broken.
November 25, 2024 at 2:43 PM
Tried to convince myself for four years that I was done with stand-up, done with the stage, no longer in need of an audience full of strangers’ approval. Turns out, I’m still broken.
I’m in New Orleans, doing stand-up.
November 25, 2024 at 1:31 AM
I’m in New Orleans, doing stand-up.
Bluesky exclusive: JOKES is coming back in December.
Don’t miss it, one follower I have.
Don’t miss it, one follower I have.
November 24, 2024 at 9:34 PM
Bluesky exclusive: JOKES is coming back in December.
Don’t miss it, one follower I have.
Don’t miss it, one follower I have.
November 20, 2024 at 7:33 PM
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New Orleans! A new issue for you with your week in arts and culture…
Our new issue is up! Thanksgiving dining, Whisper Party, cocktail classes, Human Horse Races, Conclave reviewed and more! www.outalldaynola.com
November 20, 2024 at 4:21 PM
New Orleans! A new issue for you with your week in arts and culture…
Social media should have an automatic delete after death setting, that you can adjust for 6 months, 1 year, and 5 year. At the end of the time period, if you’re not dead, you hit a “snooze”. If you die, your accounts will auto-delete after the time you set.
November 20, 2024 at 11:46 AM
Social media should have an automatic delete after death setting, that you can adjust for 6 months, 1 year, and 5 year. At the end of the time period, if you’re not dead, you hit a “snooze”. If you die, your accounts will auto-delete after the time you set.