One thing about me is if I’m going down, I’m going down swinging

Daddy Shooty (sorry for this one)

I simply won’t stop making jokes!!!

Just a casual reminder I am doing my show ONE LAST TIME in Comedy Republic’s enormous big theatre on Thursday.
It’s going to be hard for me to not talk about my cat for an entire hour and do jokes instead but I’m willing to make the sacrifice if you’re willing to come to the show.

I have become completely insufferable about my new pet but in fairness look at her

Hey I basically sold out my entire MICF run which is wild and cool so I added one more show because hubris.
Come hang out! No funnier time slot than late afternoon on a Sunday!!! Let’s go!!!

Telling my friend about how relatable, interesting and Normal Dr King is in The Pitt assuming everyone felt that way and they informed me that character is on the spectrum.
Me and my ADHD diagnosis are like:

I refuse to stream for 24 hrs because I value myself so I’ll meet you have way

Bec I hate to be this girl but you gotta get yourself a big lead keep it cold one. GOTTA.

found out we’re calling posts “skeets” on here.
That’s funny if we go by this definition: a shooting sport in which a clay target is thrown from a trap to simulate the flight of a bird.

But even funnier if we go by the urban dictionary one…

Because let’s be real ours posts can be a bit wanky…