Lena Moon
@lenamoon.bsky.social
I like doing comedy, writing scripts & playing video games
Watch me game at Twitch.tv/lenamoon
And look here for my other things: www.lenamooncreates.com
Tickets to my comedy tour:
www.lenamooncreates.com/live
Watch me game at Twitch.tv/lenamoon
And look here for my other things: www.lenamooncreates.com
Tickets to my comedy tour:
www.lenamooncreates.com/live
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Lena Moon
@lenamoon.bsky.social
· Nov 12
why do all old rich men look like they tried to eat money and it made them sick?
Gonna make this a movie and call it the Bourne Deficiency
To me having ADHD is kind of like if your dopamine receptors was a sleeper agent that could only be activated by the song “You Gotta Be - Des’ree” or binge eating
November 21, 2025 at 3:08 AM
Gonna make this a movie and call it the Bourne Deficiency
To me having ADHD is kind of like if your dopamine receptors was a sleeper agent that could only be activated by the song “You Gotta Be - Des’ree” or binge eating
November 21, 2025 at 2:59 AM
To me having ADHD is kind of like if your dopamine receptors was a sleeper agent that could only be activated by the song “You Gotta Be - Des’ree” or binge eating
Every device nowadays has an app with a “wake up with me” function on it. At this point my if my combined phone, watch, lights, vacuum cleaner, kitty litter tray, microwave, fridge, doorbell, PC, record player, washing machine, shower, toilet, wall art and pet feeder can’t wake me up nothing can.
November 20, 2025 at 4:30 AM
Every device nowadays has an app with a “wake up with me” function on it. At this point my if my combined phone, watch, lights, vacuum cleaner, kitty litter tray, microwave, fridge, doorbell, PC, record player, washing machine, shower, toilet, wall art and pet feeder can’t wake me up nothing can.
YouTube using AI summaries on its videos is so weird to me because I feel like their entire business model is people watching the videos to see what they’re about.
November 18, 2025 at 6:58 AM
YouTube using AI summaries on its videos is so weird to me because I feel like their entire business model is people watching the videos to see what they’re about.
Me every time I do heatless curls: I love to put this door snake in my hair…
It’s good to make sure my locks are not drafty. Hehe what a silly little joke for myself.
It’s good to make sure my locks are not drafty. Hehe what a silly little joke for myself.
November 18, 2025 at 2:31 AM
Me every time I do heatless curls: I love to put this door snake in my hair…
It’s good to make sure my locks are not drafty. Hehe what a silly little joke for myself.
It’s good to make sure my locks are not drafty. Hehe what a silly little joke for myself.
One thing about me is if someone on TV is crying I am also crying
November 16, 2025 at 12:00 AM
One thing about me is if someone on TV is crying I am also crying
One thing about me is if I’m going down, I’m going down swinging
November 13, 2025 at 1:01 AM
One thing about me is if I’m going down, I’m going down swinging
Reposted by Lena Moon
Just saw the start of the new Most Upsetting Guessing Game with @auntydonnaboys.bsky.social @lenamoon.bsky.social and Virginia Gay when they give everyone quirks and this counts as attempted murder I think
November 5, 2025 at 7:29 AM
Just saw the start of the new Most Upsetting Guessing Game with @auntydonnaboys.bsky.social @lenamoon.bsky.social and Virginia Gay when they give everyone quirks and this counts as attempted murder I think
The dudes who got arrested over the Louvre heist are hot??? Ok so I guess being hot is the only way to succeed in ANY INDUSTRY now???
November 5, 2025 at 12:40 AM
The dudes who got arrested over the Louvre heist are hot??? Ok so I guess being hot is the only way to succeed in ANY INDUSTRY now???
Put this on my digital tombstone
November 3, 2025 at 10:05 AM
Put this on my digital tombstone
I finally understand what makes Halloween spooky!!! Nothing is scarier than having plans!!!
October 31, 2025 at 5:37 AM
I finally understand what makes Halloween spooky!!! Nothing is scarier than having plans!!!
Traitors (tv show) is great but I’d be lying if it doesn’t make me crave breakfast food every episode
October 28, 2025 at 1:11 PM
Traitors (tv show) is great but I’d be lying if it doesn’t make me crave breakfast food every episode
My cats started doing this cool thing where she breaks into the toilet when I’m in there then starts biting my feet and it’s really shortened my toilet sit and scroll time
October 22, 2025 at 1:07 PM
My cats started doing this cool thing where she breaks into the toilet when I’m in there then starts biting my feet and it’s really shortened my toilet sit and scroll time
The hardest part about being bi and dating a man is knowing how much better my travel photos could have been if I had dated a girl instead.
October 21, 2025 at 11:18 AM
The hardest part about being bi and dating a man is knowing how much better my travel photos could have been if I had dated a girl instead.
Bought some new plants, or as I like to call it “replacing my cat’s salads”
October 19, 2025 at 10:21 AM
Bought some new plants, or as I like to call it “replacing my cat’s salads”
Anyone who says gaming is still a niche topic in 2025 needs to read about what’s going on with The Sims being sold
September 30, 2025 at 12:27 AM
Anyone who says gaming is still a niche topic in 2025 needs to read about what’s going on with The Sims being sold
I laugh every time I read the word “ball-peen hammer” idk how builders are out here keeping a straight face around those things.
September 10, 2025 at 1:42 AM
I laugh every time I read the word “ball-peen hammer” idk how builders are out here keeping a straight face around those things.
Wearing a beanie makes me look like I’m a garden gnome whose wish to be a “real boy” was granted.
August 29, 2025 at 8:29 AM
Wearing a beanie makes me look like I’m a garden gnome whose wish to be a “real boy” was granted.
Screw ‘who would you call to help you hide a body’ I wanna know who you call when you get a bad haircut, or are they the same?
July 31, 2025 at 12:16 AM
Screw ‘who would you call to help you hide a body’ I wanna know who you call when you get a bad haircut, or are they the same?
Down time, or as I like to call it: I gotta stop or my body will make me stop time.
July 30, 2025 at 12:07 AM
Down time, or as I like to call it: I gotta stop or my body will make me stop time.
Screaming “crying throwing up” because I don’t understand memes
July 29, 2025 at 7:31 AM
Screaming “crying throwing up” because I don’t understand memes
how many @annapurna.com games must one must play before they make you an official partner - asking for a friend
July 25, 2025 at 3:58 AM
how many @annapurna.com games must one must play before they make you an official partner - asking for a friend
Sometimes I worry I’m not doing enough to become a really big Twitch streamer but then I remember that I used my front page time yesterday to stream myself to 1200 people while I labeled small pots of cranberry sauce and I KNOW I am doing everything I can
July 23, 2025 at 8:14 AM
Sometimes I worry I’m not doing enough to become a really big Twitch streamer but then I remember that I used my front page time yesterday to stream myself to 1200 people while I labeled small pots of cranberry sauce and I KNOW I am doing everything I can
You should be able to share your targeted advertising algorithm with ppl when they ask you what you want for your birthday.
July 18, 2025 at 2:42 AM
You should be able to share your targeted advertising algorithm with ppl when they ask you what you want for your birthday.
I have now played a women who lapsed on her New Years Resolution in 2 different ads. Weird feeling to achieve success by getting typecast as a failure.
July 17, 2025 at 12:26 AM
I have now played a women who lapsed on her New Years Resolution in 2 different ads. Weird feeling to achieve success by getting typecast as a failure.