Lemuria
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Lemuria
@lemuria.ph
Hi, I'm Lemuria (a_random_lemurian). Filipino human, Internet user, programmer, technically inclined human, conlanger, and fictional map maker.
The configuration for the Earth simulation we live in has just been leaked
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Universe Sim docs
Welcome to the Universe Simulator documentation The Universe Simulator is the definitive simulation of all of Planet Earth and the Universe, upgraded from the Matrix's old code
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January 2, 2026 at 9:12 AM
what if we had Fuck You and Your Timezone Calculations Standard Time (UTC -8:05.9471 + (month_number * 4.7101495774) * sqrt(3.14159)))
November 4, 2025 at 10:58 PM
i have a horrible idea: space movie theater where billions of small balls and a chair with the viewer travel at relativistic speeds so that the balls red or blueshift into the desired color for the particular frame of the movie
October 24, 2025 at 12:36 AM
Julie Mao the cat just chilling #juliemaocat
October 22, 2025 at 1:25 AM
It is never a bad day to visit the cat
#juliemaocat
October 6, 2025 at 9:57 PM
I visited Julie Mao the cat again, this time with a "proper" camera. #juliemaocat
October 1, 2025 at 3:39 AM
@occlupanid.bsky.social is this a Palpatophora utiliformes? Found on Gardenia plastic bread bags in the Philippines. #occlupanid
September 30, 2025 at 7:06 AM
Update: The cat, which was assigned the temporary designation "A/2025 P37", is now named Julie Mao, for the character of the same name from the Expanse. In my attempts to find the cat's name, one of the convenience store employees, also named Julie, joked that the cat's name was "Julie the Second".
Yet another convenience store cat
September 22, 2025 at 3:44 PM
Imagine being an ISP in 2025 and not giving your customers a /48 IPv6 prefix.
September 18, 2025 at 6:10 PM
Yet another convenience store cat
September 12, 2025 at 6:00 AM
Random thing I might have realized: If Neytiri from Avatar were to leave Pandora right now on a Venture Star, she could arrive on Earth just in time for Avatar 5's possible 2031 release. Is this some cosmic coincidence?
August 4, 2025 at 3:31 AM
#developers #atproto why do all the filenames start with "bafkrei" something and what's the ratelimit for com.atproto.sync.getBlob ?
June 27, 2025 at 8:01 PM
alright why the hell is stackexchange putting my browser in an infinite loop, who messed with the web server config today
June 11, 2025 at 8:37 AM
Reposted by Lemuria
Met the same cat four times on the walk home because every time I stopped petting it would run through a garden or two and flop down with a "no, wasn't me, I'm a new cat" face

This cunning plan of stealth was slightly undermined by the very obvious and loud bell around its neck
April 17, 2025 at 9:08 PM
unintentionally accurate name
March 31, 2025 at 12:14 AM
if you could name a causeway/bridge/freeway after someone who would you name it after
March 8, 2025 at 3:34 AM
A new #cat has appeared at the convenience store. A trio of cats guarding the store now? Sign me the fuck up.
February 10, 2025 at 6:52 PM
The white #cat appears to have a human. According to the human, the cat is named Ming. #MingCat
January 8, 2025 at 10:30 AM
Looks like DuckDuckGo and Google are now returning results for a very different Brian Thompson than the one we all know, hmm. However, not sure if it's always been like this, or if this is nothing special.
January 6, 2025 at 2:02 PM
The convenience store #cat has awoken as of 2025-01-04 12:29 UTC+8 and is now keeping watch over the convenience store. Whether it woke up between the last image and this one is unknown.
January 4, 2025 at 5:39 AM
Is it a cat under a car, or a car under a cat?

In any case, this cat is the first to appear twice
January 2, 2025 at 5:43 AM
The cat is asleep
January 2, 2025 at 5:39 AM
A #cat has been spotted lurking outside my house.
December 29, 2024 at 7:55 PM
Reposted by Lemuria
On Linux you're an admin
On Mac you're an end user
On Windows you're a victim
December 14, 2024 at 12:26 AM
My 2024 Twitch recap
December 12, 2024 at 5:05 AM