Lemon Mines 🍋⛏️
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Played a lot of Harvest Moon growing up, and now I have two fig trees and anxiety.
Twice now I’ve bought the same craft pattern on Etsy.
This time I bought the same crochet pattern one year ago *to the day.* I’m only out like $5, so I guess it’s the price I pay for procrastinating my projects.
This time I bought the same crochet pattern one year ago *to the day.* I’m only out like $5, so I guess it’s the price I pay for procrastinating my projects.
January 5, 2026 at 4:04 AM
Twice now I’ve bought the same craft pattern on Etsy.
This time I bought the same crochet pattern one year ago *to the day.* I’m only out like $5, so I guess it’s the price I pay for procrastinating my projects.
This time I bought the same crochet pattern one year ago *to the day.* I’m only out like $5, so I guess it’s the price I pay for procrastinating my projects.
When I opt in to brand texts, I mean like one per month; there is no need to text me about clothing deals multiple times per day. You can market to me, but you need to be way more chill about it
November 17, 2025 at 8:31 PM
When I opt in to brand texts, I mean like one per month; there is no need to text me about clothing deals multiple times per day. You can market to me, but you need to be way more chill about it
What if I got really into Hamilton a decade late
November 4, 2025 at 4:32 PM
What if I got really into Hamilton a decade late
This has truly been a great cinematic year for strapping cameras to the front of cars
October 9, 2025 at 12:44 AM
This has truly been a great cinematic year for strapping cameras to the front of cars
Tipping the barista as a self-imposed sin task for getting myself a little treat
July 9, 2025 at 12:44 PM
Tipping the barista as a self-imposed sin task for getting myself a little treat
I can’t believe I waited this long to buy a cherry pitter. Now the only thing holding me back from eating as many cherries as possible is my grocery budget
July 1, 2025 at 3:33 AM
I can’t believe I waited this long to buy a cherry pitter. Now the only thing holding me back from eating as many cherries as possible is my grocery budget
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taking a break from milking my anemic micro-cow to thresh the 126 individual stalks of wheat that make up the entirety of this year’s harvest
June 30, 2025 at 4:59 PM
taking a break from milking my anemic micro-cow to thresh the 126 individual stalks of wheat that make up the entirety of this year’s harvest
Still thinking about the woman in my local gardening group who wanted to relocate rabbits from her back yard to her front yard so they would stop eating her plants
June 27, 2025 at 4:13 PM
Still thinking about the woman in my local gardening group who wanted to relocate rabbits from her back yard to her front yard so they would stop eating her plants
Patiently waiting for someone to make a terrible American adaptation Good Bye, Lenin! set in 2025 where someone’s progressive mother wakes up from a coma (long COVID? Cybertruck accident?) and must be protected at all costs from learning the horrors of the current administration using, idk, AI
June 20, 2025 at 2:31 PM
Patiently waiting for someone to make a terrible American adaptation Good Bye, Lenin! set in 2025 where someone’s progressive mother wakes up from a coma (long COVID? Cybertruck accident?) and must be protected at all costs from learning the horrors of the current administration using, idk, AI
There should be a slowed down version of Sandstorm for when something sad happens in the NBA
May 24, 2025 at 2:47 AM
There should be a slowed down version of Sandstorm for when something sad happens in the NBA
I don’t like the term “crash out” because I feel like it should mean “pass out” instead of “freak out”
May 12, 2025 at 5:27 PM
I don’t like the term “crash out” because I feel like it should mean “pass out” instead of “freak out”
Seeing a lot of “Well actually the new pope is still too conservative for me 😌” takes across the internet today.
No shit—we’re trying to steer a massive, corrupt old ship into a slightly better direction. I thought we collectively got this sort of posting out of our system last year during the DNC.
No shit—we’re trying to steer a massive, corrupt old ship into a slightly better direction. I thought we collectively got this sort of posting out of our system last year during the DNC.
May 8, 2025 at 7:55 PM
Seeing a lot of “Well actually the new pope is still too conservative for me 😌” takes across the internet today.
No shit—we’re trying to steer a massive, corrupt old ship into a slightly better direction. I thought we collectively got this sort of posting out of our system last year during the DNC.
No shit—we’re trying to steer a massive, corrupt old ship into a slightly better direction. I thought we collectively got this sort of posting out of our system last year during the DNC.
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gonna start saying “is the pope from Chicago?” when someone asks me an obvious question
May 8, 2025 at 6:08 PM
gonna start saying “is the pope from Chicago?” when someone asks me an obvious question
I’d like to apologize—I’m one of the people who’s been shamelessly overusing em dashes for years, inadvertently training LLMs that it’s ok to write like that
May 7, 2025 at 2:02 AM
I’d like to apologize—I’m one of the people who’s been shamelessly overusing em dashes for years, inadvertently training LLMs that it’s ok to write like that
One little idea I have for the NBA is that half court shots should be worth 5 points
May 6, 2025 at 12:40 AM
One little idea I have for the NBA is that half court shots should be worth 5 points
I’ll be honest—I’m probably never going to delete Facebook because too many people I went to high school with are on like their second divorce and posting through their custody battles and that is very entertaining to me
April 29, 2025 at 4:43 PM
I’ll be honest—I’m probably never going to delete Facebook because too many people I went to high school with are on like their second divorce and posting through their custody battles and that is very entertaining to me
IMAX screening of Sinners marred only by the people behind us constantly vaping weed and the people in front of us scrolling on their phones for the ENTIRE movie
April 26, 2025 at 6:20 PM
IMAX screening of Sinners marred only by the people behind us constantly vaping weed and the people in front of us scrolling on their phones for the ENTIRE movie
Loving this second run of Conclave memes
April 23, 2025 at 12:26 PM
Loving this second run of Conclave memes
Thinking about how my middle school science teacher once put on A Beautiful Mind when we had a free class period before break, but we never finished it so I didn’t even know about the whole schizophrenia element until very recently
April 11, 2025 at 2:58 PM
Thinking about how my middle school science teacher once put on A Beautiful Mind when we had a free class period before break, but we never finished it so I didn’t even know about the whole schizophrenia element until very recently
Unfortunately I’ve been saying “stonk” for so long that it’s harder to say it normal now
April 10, 2025 at 4:47 PM
Unfortunately I’ve been saying “stonk” for so long that it’s harder to say it normal now
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Me, to my friends with European passports
March 18, 2025 at 3:04 PM
Me, to my friends with European passports
Finally in the right head space to watch The Curse (derogatory)
March 19, 2025 at 1:20 AM
Finally in the right head space to watch The Curse (derogatory)
No pressure but the only thing keeping my mental health together rn is this season of Drag Race
March 14, 2025 at 4:32 PM
No pressure but the only thing keeping my mental health together rn is this season of Drag Race
Woke up thinking about the Haunted Train episode of Hey Arnold! for the first time in like 20 years. My brain really buried that one
February 24, 2025 at 6:32 PM
Woke up thinking about the Haunted Train episode of Hey Arnold! for the first time in like 20 years. My brain really buried that one
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