Josh Lymans Burner
@lemonlymandotcom.bsky.social
I'm so sick of Congress I could vomit.
If you aren’t bringing a diaper bag full of snacks for your (almost) 2 year old to a No Kings protest today, do you even Antifa, bro?
October 18, 2025 at 5:43 PM
If you aren’t bringing a diaper bag full of snacks for your (almost) 2 year old to a No Kings protest today, do you even Antifa, bro?
I listened to Ray Charles’ rendition of America the Beautiful this morning and caught myself tearing up. I’m always amazed a man who was treated like a second class citizen in this country can still love his country. You can feel it in his vocals.
October 17, 2025 at 2:14 PM
I listened to Ray Charles’ rendition of America the Beautiful this morning and caught myself tearing up. I’m always amazed a man who was treated like a second class citizen in this country can still love his country. You can feel it in his vocals.
Watching Bryson get absolutely dusted by Matt Fitzpatrick is bringing me more pleasure than it should.
September 28, 2025 at 5:58 PM
Watching Bryson get absolutely dusted by Matt Fitzpatrick is bringing me more pleasure than it should.
Europe might get to 20 points at Bethpage. As unreal the gold they’ve played has been, it’s even more impressive given how historically shitty the LI crowd has been. An absolute dusting. This is revenge for Yorktown.
September 28, 2025 at 5:11 PM
Europe might get to 20 points at Bethpage. As unreal the gold they’ve played has been, it’s even more impressive given how historically shitty the LI crowd has been. An absolute dusting. This is revenge for Yorktown.
Dechambeau is goons lose? That’s a shame. OLE.
September 26, 2025 at 9:24 PM
Dechambeau is goons lose? That’s a shame. OLE.
OLE OLE OLE OLE OLE OOOOOOLE fuck you Donald Trump
September 26, 2025 at 8:46 PM
OLE OLE OLE OLE OLE OOOOOOLE fuck you Donald Trump
Good.
As Israeli Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu walked to the podium to deliver his address at the UN General Assembly, dozens walked out.
Read more: https://cnn.it/42SeDLY
Read more: https://cnn.it/42SeDLY
September 26, 2025 at 5:25 PM
Good.
Yeah, I’ll be watching this Ryder Cup with the sound off. Keegan Bradley doing the Trump dance was fucking embarrassing. I may root for Europe this weekend.
September 26, 2025 at 4:52 PM
Yeah, I’ll be watching this Ryder Cup with the sound off. Keegan Bradley doing the Trump dance was fucking embarrassing. I may root for Europe this weekend.
Of course DJT wore golf spikes to be a spectator at the Ryder Cup. What a loser.
September 26, 2025 at 4:41 PM
Of course DJT wore golf spikes to be a spectator at the Ryder Cup. What a loser.
When I grow up, I want to be able to articulate my thoughts as well as @jvl.bsky.social does on the fucking regular. If you aren’t a paid subscriber to The Bulwark, you should be. Hell, I’ll gift you a subscription. It’s worth it and helps keep me sane(ish).
@jvl.bsky.social is pretty pissed about this whole Jimmy Kimmel thing.
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September 18, 2025 at 4:53 PM
When I grow up, I want to be able to articulate my thoughts as well as @jvl.bsky.social does on the fucking regular. If you aren’t a paid subscriber to The Bulwark, you should be. Hell, I’ll gift you a subscription. It’s worth it and helps keep me sane(ish).
I’ve never cancelled or thrown out an item/service over politics until today. While it matters not since I’m just an idiot with a smartphone, I’m still going to say with my full chest: fuck ABC, fuck Disney, and fuck Donald Trump.
September 18, 2025 at 4:21 PM
I’ve never cancelled or thrown out an item/service over politics until today. While it matters not since I’m just an idiot with a smartphone, I’m still going to say with my full chest: fuck ABC, fuck Disney, and fuck Donald Trump.
Shoutout to @radiofreetom.bsky.social for his impeccable Cliff impression on Fridays @thebulwark.com podcast with Tim Miller.
August 30, 2025 at 9:38 PM
Shoutout to @radiofreetom.bsky.social for his impeccable Cliff impression on Fridays @thebulwark.com podcast with Tim Miller.
Reposted by Josh Lymans Burner
Reposted by Josh Lymans Burner
Reposted by Josh Lymans Burner
Why didn’t anyone else think of this?!
REPORTER: The US embassy in Kyiv is warning right now about a possible Russian significant attack on Kyiv. What's your message for Putin?
TRUMP: I have a message for both parties. Get this war ended.
TRUMP: I have a message for both parties. Get this war ended.
May 9, 2025 at 9:14 PM
Why didn’t anyone else think of this?!
Nope. Not again. Nope. Nope.
May 8, 2025 at 1:12 AM
Nope. Not again. Nope. Nope.
Ding dong the Diff is dead and Tyrese dropped that Sam Cassell celly. Back to back buzzer beaters. Wowowow.
May 7, 2025 at 2:47 AM
Ding dong the Diff is dead and Tyrese dropped that Sam Cassell celly. Back to back buzzer beaters. Wowowow.
Lord John Marbury is just brutal episode for my mainest man Leo.
May 6, 2025 at 4:47 AM
Lord John Marbury is just brutal episode for my mainest man Leo.
Some random baseball thoughts for @jvl.bsky.social
(Please ignore how dangerous this would be for fans never mind pitchers)
(Please ignore how dangerous this would be for fans never mind pitchers)
May 5, 2025 at 4:23 PM
Some random baseball thoughts for @jvl.bsky.social
(Please ignore how dangerous this would be for fans never mind pitchers)
(Please ignore how dangerous this would be for fans never mind pitchers)
The Rockets are a bunch of punks. Fuck them and Ime Udoka.
May 1, 2025 at 1:53 AM
The Rockets are a bunch of punks. Fuck them and Ime Udoka.
HANG THE #42 IN THE RAFTERS @celticsnba.bsky.social
April 28, 2025 at 10:11 PM
HANG THE #42 IN THE RAFTERS @celticsnba.bsky.social
I’m starting - or contributing to if this has already been started - the “raise Horfords number to the rafters when he hangs it up” bandwagon. Allow my brother to explain why.
April 28, 2025 at 5:59 PM
I’m starting - or contributing to if this has already been started - the “raise Horfords number to the rafters when he hangs it up” bandwagon. Allow my brother to explain why.
@booker.senate.gov my former boss approves. As do I. Keep up the good fight.
April 2, 2025 at 6:45 PM
@booker.senate.gov my former boss approves. As do I. Keep up the good fight.
Well, since Tulsi Gabbard is lying under oath, time to release that Signal thread, Mr. Goldberg.
March 25, 2025 at 4:51 PM
Well, since Tulsi Gabbard is lying under oath, time to release that Signal thread, Mr. Goldberg.