LemonGrad
@lemongrad.bsky.social
Come for the photos of my dog, stay for probably just the photos of my dog
Re-watching X-Files while reading The Book of The Most Precious Substance so I can fully immerse myself in the most eerie-horny vibes
January 5, 2026 at 5:40 AM
Re-watching X-Files while reading The Book of The Most Precious Substance so I can fully immerse myself in the most eerie-horny vibes
This girl was sighing and whining for 30 mins. Didn’t want toys, didn’t want to go out, didn’t want treats. She wanted me to move so she could take my spot on the couch 🙃 mind you the whole rest of the couch was open and available to her
December 31, 2025 at 4:46 AM
This girl was sighing and whining for 30 mins. Didn’t want toys, didn’t want to go out, didn’t want treats. She wanted me to move so she could take my spot on the couch 🙃 mind you the whole rest of the couch was open and available to her
For Human Use may be one of the most insane books I’ve read… ever?? Perfect book to end this year with 💗 (Thanks to @netgalley.bsky.social for the ARC!) 📚🩸
December 30, 2025 at 2:24 AM
For Human Use may be one of the most insane books I’ve read… ever?? Perfect book to end this year with 💗 (Thanks to @netgalley.bsky.social for the ARC!) 📚🩸
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Trying to get 1,000 adds on Goodreads before Jan 1! Can you help? Repost this and add on GR today! www.goodreads.com/book/show/24...
December 28, 2025 at 11:22 PM
Trying to get 1,000 adds on Goodreads before Jan 1! Can you help? Repost this and add on GR today! www.goodreads.com/book/show/24...
Left social media for the time it takes to gestate a baby and read 100 books 😆 here are my favs of the year (thread):
December 28, 2025 at 10:44 PM
Left social media for the time it takes to gestate a baby and read 100 books 😆 here are my favs of the year (thread):
Spouse: aw she’s looking at you with love in her eyes
The look in question:
The look in question:
March 10, 2025 at 10:04 PM
Spouse: aw she’s looking at you with love in her eyes
The look in question:
The look in question:
We have a baby gate blocking the entrance to the kitchen because she loves to quietly creep in and stand right behind me while I’m cooking which has made me almost fall about fifty times. Kitty doesn’t care for my safety— only the possibility of food.
March 4, 2025 at 3:58 AM
We have a baby gate blocking the entrance to the kitchen because she loves to quietly creep in and stand right behind me while I’m cooking which has made me almost fall about fifty times. Kitty doesn’t care for my safety— only the possibility of food.
Yellowjackets is always surprising me. For instance, I never would have guessed I’d see a talking alpaca before I saw Mari’s inevitable demise. ALAS
February 22, 2025 at 4:51 PM
Yellowjackets is always surprising me. For instance, I never would have guessed I’d see a talking alpaca before I saw Mari’s inevitable demise. ALAS
“Just gonna stick that needle right in his Brussy” — my partner while watching tonight’s Severance episode 😐
February 21, 2025 at 6:24 AM
“Just gonna stick that needle right in his Brussy” — my partner while watching tonight’s Severance episode 😐
Tried to sneak a sweet photo of my dog last night and then the flash happened :|
February 8, 2025 at 2:57 PM
Tried to sneak a sweet photo of my dog last night and then the flash happened :|
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January 25, 2025 at 10:07 PM
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My mind trying to not explode as I watch people try to make others care about deportation by saying “food prices will go up if there’s no one to work in the fields.” A fair concern but actually come the fuck on lol. The first concern should be people “waiting” to be processed in CAMPS.
January 23, 2025 at 7:24 PM
My mind trying to not explode as I watch people try to make others care about deportation by saying “food prices will go up if there’s no one to work in the fields.” A fair concern but actually come the fuck on lol. The first concern should be people “waiting” to be processed in CAMPS.
Last 10 minutes of Conclave had me sat right up— worth the watch for those last several scenes alone.
January 21, 2025 at 11:29 PM
Last 10 minutes of Conclave had me sat right up— worth the watch for those last several scenes alone.
Today seems a good day to add some dog photos to the world so behold, the best-worst photo of my baby
January 21, 2025 at 1:36 AM
Today seems a good day to add some dog photos to the world so behold, the best-worst photo of my baby
SEVERANCE IS BACK BABY. Need that “I’m a Frolic-aholic” poster bad
January 20, 2025 at 12:10 AM
SEVERANCE IS BACK BABY. Need that “I’m a Frolic-aholic” poster bad
I’m just gonna log books here. What I’ve read so far this year
Diavola (J. Thorne): 4/5
The God of the Woods (L. Moore): 5/5
Black Sheep (R. Harrison): 2/5
Daisy Darker (A. Feeney): 3.5/5
Ararat (C. Golden): 4/5
The Pandora Room (CG): 1.5/5
Horror Movie (P. Tremblay): 4/5
Diavola (J. Thorne): 4/5
The God of the Woods (L. Moore): 5/5
Black Sheep (R. Harrison): 2/5
Daisy Darker (A. Feeney): 3.5/5
Ararat (C. Golden): 4/5
The Pandora Room (CG): 1.5/5
Horror Movie (P. Tremblay): 4/5
January 19, 2025 at 6:16 AM
I’m just gonna log books here. What I’ve read so far this year
Diavola (J. Thorne): 4/5
The God of the Woods (L. Moore): 5/5
Black Sheep (R. Harrison): 2/5
Daisy Darker (A. Feeney): 3.5/5
Ararat (C. Golden): 4/5
The Pandora Room (CG): 1.5/5
Horror Movie (P. Tremblay): 4/5
Diavola (J. Thorne): 4/5
The God of the Woods (L. Moore): 5/5
Black Sheep (R. Harrison): 2/5
Daisy Darker (A. Feeney): 3.5/5
Ararat (C. Golden): 4/5
The Pandora Room (CG): 1.5/5
Horror Movie (P. Tremblay): 4/5
Apparently I have been distressing my coworkers as of late because I keep shouting “OH CHRIST NO”during the scary parts of my audiobook #booksky #horrorlit #didntevenrealizeiwassayingitoutloud
January 19, 2025 at 6:06 AM
Apparently I have been distressing my coworkers as of late because I keep shouting “OH CHRIST NO”during the scary parts of my audiobook #booksky #horrorlit #didntevenrealizeiwassayingitoutloud
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❤️🩹🌱✨ The Altadena Seed Library shares, "We are seeking seed donations to help reseed Altadena. This community is enormously dedicated to native plants, but also had many farmers & growers who lost generations of crops at community gardens and in backyards. Wildlife coming down from the foothills 🧵
January 14, 2025 at 4:40 PM
❤️🩹🌱✨ The Altadena Seed Library shares, "We are seeking seed donations to help reseed Altadena. This community is enormously dedicated to native plants, but also had many farmers & growers who lost generations of crops at community gardens and in backyards. Wildlife coming down from the foothills 🧵
“I got to work the land. I got to eat some fiber. Charlie learned to read.” Cried laughing #abbottelementary #itsalwayssunny
January 13, 2025 at 5:15 AM
“I got to work the land. I got to eat some fiber. Charlie learned to read.” Cried laughing #abbottelementary #itsalwayssunny