Everything the new administration is doing is just a distraction for the left and to make their supporters willing to take up arms if the left protests. The real intent is for Trump and Musk to stay out of jail and become trillionaires. All via treasury programming and crypto to hide the theft.

Calling Dearborn! Did you vote for the U.S. to take over and develop Gaza after relocating all the Palestinians?

23 was in charge of picking a movie last night and he picked the 35 years old Goodfellas. I then knew my wife and I had succeeded as parents

Tbh, the only reason to get out of bed is to experience the great pleasure of getting back into bed.

Am I missing anything?

I shop for cars with various criteria…style, comfort, sound system & of course price.

Next purchase will be the one which doesn’t lose tire pressure in the fall & then proceed to terrorize me for months.

They can make them self driving but can’t keep air in the tires?

I am writing my manifesto.

My face has been eaten.

Do I have anything left?

You know what's more depressing than putting away the dishes? Putting away the dishes quietly because everyone is still sleeping.

This is my life

For those who shop at Costco for Thanksgiving, make sure to bring your mace, cattle prod and zip ties

Despite living in Illinois, our family takes gumbo seriously.

As my wife left for work this morning, “I’ll leave work early to finish the gumbo”.

After she left, my son & I wondered what her boss would think.

We decided if we lived in Louisiana, the boss would say “Girl, why did you even come in?

Now that I have moved from T to bluer skies, my marriage to Tan Tan is off

The last six monkeys have been spotted at Mar A Lago at the omelette bar

There should be more happy endings