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My wife gave me a buscuit :) Because she loves me :)) And because she doesn't like biscuits. But mostly because she loves me. :)))
November 17, 2025 at 6:49 PM
My wife gave me a buscuit :) Because she loves me :)) And because she doesn't like biscuits. But mostly because she loves me. :)))
What perfect album came out the year you turned 16?
November 17, 2025 at 3:00 PM
What perfect album came out the year you turned 16?
Oh no, my… wife’s seat?
November 16, 2025 at 2:22 PM
Oh no, my… wife’s seat?
This is crazy, and definitely a sign of the times, but I think the resolution proposed here seems like a fair one. I hope they do this. No quarter for hate.
I gave the IFPA my view of the trans-exclusionary OBX pinball tournament. I reject the notion that it's the responsibility of trans people to compromise with transphobia, and also reject that it's just a "women's issue".
arborelia.net/ifpa-obx.html
arborelia.net/ifpa-obx.html
ifpa-obx
obsidian - ifpa-obx
arborelia.net
November 10, 2025 at 1:35 PM
This is crazy, and definitely a sign of the times, but I think the resolution proposed here seems like a fair one. I hope they do this. No quarter for hate.
Oh no, my seat(s)!
November 3, 2025 at 8:04 PM
Oh no, my seat(s)!
Apparently NO women got a world championship spot from #IronMan Wisconsin. 0. This is an emergency, a crisis. And it needs to be treated as such by the sport.
October 21, 2025 at 1:38 PM
Apparently NO women got a world championship spot from #IronMan Wisconsin. 0. This is an emergency, a crisis. And it needs to be treated as such by the sport.
Lmaooo I just ordered Indian food and the waiter just immediately goes “Mild?”
We’ll see how hot “hot” is. For me. I’m guessing it would be hotter for someone who looks uhh, less like me.
We’ll see how hot “hot” is. For me. I’m guessing it would be hotter for someone who looks uhh, less like me.
October 13, 2025 at 3:58 AM
Lmaooo I just ordered Indian food and the waiter just immediately goes “Mild?”
We’ll see how hot “hot” is. For me. I’m guessing it would be hotter for someone who looks uhh, less like me.
We’ll see how hot “hot” is. For me. I’m guessing it would be hotter for someone who looks uhh, less like me.
Haven’t been updating here but Steph just finished her second iron man world championship in Kona, Hawaii. Absolutely insane achievement that took years of dedication and I’m sooooo so so proud of her!!
October 12, 2025 at 9:29 AM
Haven’t been updating here but Steph just finished her second iron man world championship in Kona, Hawaii. Absolutely insane achievement that took years of dedication and I’m sooooo so so proud of her!!
The pro race at Kona is insaaaaaaaaaane holy butts.
October 12, 2025 at 12:44 AM
The pro race at Kona is insaaaaaaaaaane holy butts.
Ok I’ve been awake for like 21 hours time to sleep good bye
October 9, 2025 at 6:32 AM
Ok I’ve been awake for like 21 hours time to sleep good bye
Oh no, my seat!
September 27, 2025 at 3:22 PM
Oh no, my seat!
finally started playing through Ghost of Tsushima this weekend. My god, that game is so beautiful. I'm still glad I took a break and played some assassin's creed games after expedition 33 though, I still don't think anything could have held a candle to that.
September 22, 2025 at 11:54 AM
finally started playing through Ghost of Tsushima this weekend. My god, that game is so beautiful. I'm still glad I took a break and played some assassin's creed games after expedition 33 though, I still don't think anything could have held a candle to that.
Ran 5 miles. Didn’t die.
September 21, 2025 at 8:50 PM
Ran 5 miles. Didn’t die.
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A Congresswoman calls for everyone like me to be locked up. The world's richest man proposes I be subject to a Nazi medical experiment. I no longer flinch at the sight of the soldiers with assault rifles on my commute. A billboard for AI tells me "keep thinking." One cold brew with oat milk, please
September 18, 2025 at 1:07 PM
A Congresswoman calls for everyone like me to be locked up. The world's richest man proposes I be subject to a Nazi medical experiment. I no longer flinch at the sight of the soldiers with assault rifles on my commute. A billboard for AI tells me "keep thinking." One cold brew with oat milk, please
"What would you do if you won the lottery?"
(looks at wife)
(looks at family)
(looks at friends)
... "AGAIN??!"
(looks at wife)
(looks at family)
(looks at friends)
... "AGAIN??!"
September 16, 2025 at 7:40 PM
"What would you do if you won the lottery?"
(looks at wife)
(looks at family)
(looks at friends)
... "AGAIN??!"
(looks at wife)
(looks at family)
(looks at friends)
... "AGAIN??!"
Reposted
Everyone remember your Luigi lesson: They're lying about the reward and you will lose your job.
A person who was taken into custody after the shooting of Charlie Kirk was “not the correct person,” said a spokeswoman for Utah Valley University.
The shooter remains at large, and an investigation is ongoing, the university spokeswoman said.
The shooter remains at large, and an investigation is ongoing, the university spokeswoman said.
Live updates: Conservative activist Charlie Kirk dies after being shot at Utah event; shooter at large
Kirk was the co-founder of Turning Point USA, which advocates for conservative politics at high schools and colleges.
wapo.st
September 10, 2025 at 10:25 PM
Everyone remember your Luigi lesson: They're lying about the reward and you will lose your job.
Oh no, my [mother in law’s] seat!
September 6, 2025 at 2:01 PM
Oh no, my [mother in law’s] seat!
#DrivingWithStephTheBaronOfBoop
“Oh look it’s the little Miata! I kinda wanna boop it”
“NO”
“Can I boop it”
“NO BOOP”
“What about… small boop”
“NO BOOP”
“Yeah I’m gonna boop it” (accelerates mildly alarmingly)
“NO BOOP”
(Giggles, then very quietly…) “so boopable…”
“Oh look it’s the little Miata! I kinda wanna boop it”
“NO”
“Can I boop it”
“NO BOOP”
“What about… small boop”
“NO BOOP”
“Yeah I’m gonna boop it” (accelerates mildly alarmingly)
“NO BOOP”
(Giggles, then very quietly…) “so boopable…”
August 25, 2025 at 4:55 PM
#DrivingWithStephTheBaronOfBoop
“Oh look it’s the little Miata! I kinda wanna boop it”
“NO”
“Can I boop it”
“NO BOOP”
“What about… small boop”
“NO BOOP”
“Yeah I’m gonna boop it” (accelerates mildly alarmingly)
“NO BOOP”
(Giggles, then very quietly…) “so boopable…”
“Oh look it’s the little Miata! I kinda wanna boop it”
“NO”
“Can I boop it”
“NO BOOP”
“What about… small boop”
“NO BOOP”
“Yeah I’m gonna boop it” (accelerates mildly alarmingly)
“NO BOOP”
(Giggles, then very quietly…) “so boopable…”
Took home the silver at BITE for SMX, which is insanely better than I thought I’d do and I’m grateful to all of my opponents for awesome matches, to Arcade Impact for FLAWLESS pads, and to the TOs for running an event on only one machine and still finishing on schedule and an overall smooth event.
August 25, 2025 at 1:04 AM
Took home the silver at BITE for SMX, which is insanely better than I thought I’d do and I’m grateful to all of my opponents for awesome matches, to Arcade Impact for FLAWLESS pads, and to the TOs for running an event on only one machine and still finishing on schedule and an overall smooth event.
New pendulum album this is not a drill
August 23, 2025 at 1:53 PM
New pendulum album this is not a drill
lol the guy in front of me is this little old military man and he's super funny and everyone loves him and I do too
August 18, 2025 at 4:47 PM
lol the guy in front of me is this little old military man and he's super funny and everyone loves him and I do too
Oh no, my seat!
August 10, 2025 at 2:50 PM
Oh no, my seat!
Holy crap she's done it. If you're missing your cat, I'm sorry, my wife has it.
August 7, 2025 at 1:05 PM
Holy crap she's done it. If you're missing your cat, I'm sorry, my wife has it.
“Ladies and gentlemen we have two flights. Two flights, so please listen carefully to your announcements.”
Proceeds to immediately make an announcement about one of the flights without saying which one
Proceeds to immediately make an announcement about one of the flights without saying which one
July 20, 2025 at 1:46 PM
“Ladies and gentlemen we have two flights. Two flights, so please listen carefully to your announcements.”
Proceeds to immediately make an announcement about one of the flights without saying which one
Proceeds to immediately make an announcement about one of the flights without saying which one
Cuddling with my wife this morning:
“You’re the most beautiful girl in the world”
“Mmm I’m gonna bring back circuit city”
“You’re the most beautiful girl in the world”
“Mmm I’m gonna bring back circuit city”
July 18, 2025 at 5:49 PM
Cuddling with my wife this morning:
“You’re the most beautiful girl in the world”
“Mmm I’m gonna bring back circuit city”
“You’re the most beautiful girl in the world”
“Mmm I’m gonna bring back circuit city”