@lostintech.co.uk If you do make a video about chopped carbon filament let me send you a spool of onyx so you can show everyone it's just cheap filament that does it.

Love a mom and pop pizza operation, hate that they never consider a specific place for waiting for pickup orders.

Que awkwardly standing in the middle of the tiny dining room

How else do you christen a new lathe except for an intentional chuck wrench spin up

normalize not acting so surprised and trying to downplay when a promising young talent grows into that talent by framing it as they were 'just a rap artist' or whatever before then. they treating Tyler same way they did Gambino same way they did...

Merry Christmas to the real heros, the bartenders working at small town airports early this morning

I feel like I used to be able to scroll through the Internet for hours. Curated RSS feeds and forums to endlessly read through, one refresh away from having to do it all over again... Now I flip back and forth between the same 4 or 5 apps/websites all day not seeing anything new.

I think I'll like bluesky more once everyone is done wanking themselves off like joining a new social media platform is some type of social activism.

American airlines finally replaces Aha with LaCroix. Polar would've been better but at this point I'm excited to finally have the choice at all

Bars at the Hilton garden inn have the depressingly nostalgic feel of drinking at your upper middle class friend's 'cool' stepmom's lake house.

When do brands start migrating to bluesky so I can respectfully but damningly mock them until the social media team is forced to interact with me and more importantly when can I start doing that to the Charlotte airport for their bare concrete floors

Honestly it's not even fair how much better eggnog is at being a coffee creamer than anything that's typically a coffee creamer