@leighamshardlow.bsky.social
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I've been awake for 37 hours and all I've managed to do is make a mess, and angrily wait on a friend to message me if they want me to make a mask of my own face or not.
July 7, 2025 at 9:08 AM
I've been awake for 37 hours and all I've managed to do is make a mess, and angrily wait on a friend to message me if they want me to make a mask of my own face or not.
"Hey Joey pull up that video of Gorilla Grod. Look at this, it's insane. You know how strong Gorilla Grod is, he could rip your arm out of it's socket in less than a second. They'll try to tell you Superman threw a 400 pound Gorilla with psychic powers through a building? There's no way. "
May 24, 2025 at 2:37 AM
"Hey Joey pull up that video of Gorilla Grod. Look at this, it's insane. You know how strong Gorilla Grod is, he could rip your arm out of it's socket in less than a second. They'll try to tell you Superman threw a 400 pound Gorilla with psychic powers through a building? There's no way. "
Cthulu all up on those beans.
April 22, 2025 at 4:39 PM
Cthulu all up on those beans.
They've outdone He-Man?
March 22, 2025 at 2:30 PM
They've outdone He-Man?
No seriously, how many 'Baw Loch's' does Scotland have?
March 5, 2025 at 5:33 PM
No seriously, how many 'Baw Loch's' does Scotland have?
Me vs the colour out of space.
" Oi, ger aourt of it. Pack it in fahk face."
" Oi, ger aourt of it. Pack it in fahk face."
March 2, 2025 at 3:29 AM
Me vs the colour out of space.
" Oi, ger aourt of it. Pack it in fahk face."
" Oi, ger aourt of it. Pack it in fahk face."
Fucks sake Derby
March 1, 2025 at 4:17 AM
Fucks sake Derby
Oh.... oh no.
February 22, 2025 at 2:23 AM
Oh.... oh no.
Oh..oh no.
February 22, 2025 at 2:23 AM
Oh..oh no.
Filling this up and just going to town blowing smoke in people's letter boxes.
February 21, 2025 at 6:59 PM
Filling this up and just going to town blowing smoke in people's letter boxes.
Finally figured out why they couldn't bloody hit anything.
February 19, 2025 at 7:41 AM
Finally figured out why they couldn't bloody hit anything.
I've stolen this punchline but it's so apt.
"Yeah dude we've all seen Splice"
"Yeah dude we've all seen Splice"
February 18, 2025 at 7:50 AM
I've stolen this punchline but it's so apt.
"Yeah dude we've all seen Splice"
"Yeah dude we've all seen Splice"
This is real reason I left Twitter.
February 10, 2025 at 8:31 AM
This is real reason I left Twitter.
I don't need people to stroke my ego because a reviewer said this about my editing and cover design. So I can just get off reading it over and over again.
February 2, 2025 at 6:05 PM
I don't need people to stroke my ego because a reviewer said this about my editing and cover design. So I can just get off reading it over and over again.