@leighamshardlow.bsky.social
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The idea never fails. It's the execution that's lacking.
Or the interest.
Or the backlash.
Or the colour.
Basically, I would have made a fortune your honour. You know, if it wasn't for the fact I was too ahead of my time with the ballistic puppy cannon.
Or the interest.
Or the backlash.
Or the colour.
Basically, I would have made a fortune your honour. You know, if it wasn't for the fact I was too ahead of my time with the ballistic puppy cannon.
November 9, 2025 at 9:58 AM
The idea never fails. It's the execution that's lacking.
Or the interest.
Or the backlash.
Or the colour.
Basically, I would have made a fortune your honour. You know, if it wasn't for the fact I was too ahead of my time with the ballistic puppy cannon.
Or the interest.
Or the backlash.
Or the colour.
Basically, I would have made a fortune your honour. You know, if it wasn't for the fact I was too ahead of my time with the ballistic puppy cannon.
Stalingrad Sex Stallion; The apex of hope.
July 29, 2025 at 3:59 AM
Stalingrad Sex Stallion; The apex of hope.
Two big secrets of life:
1) No one really gives a shit about what you do, up to a point, and that point usually involves invading their space or attention. You can use this to your advantage or obsess about to the point of having a complex. Both valid choices.
2) Binary choices are a lie.
1) No one really gives a shit about what you do, up to a point, and that point usually involves invading their space or attention. You can use this to your advantage or obsess about to the point of having a complex. Both valid choices.
2) Binary choices are a lie.
July 7, 2025 at 3:01 PM
Two big secrets of life:
1) No one really gives a shit about what you do, up to a point, and that point usually involves invading their space or attention. You can use this to your advantage or obsess about to the point of having a complex. Both valid choices.
2) Binary choices are a lie.
1) No one really gives a shit about what you do, up to a point, and that point usually involves invading their space or attention. You can use this to your advantage or obsess about to the point of having a complex. Both valid choices.
2) Binary choices are a lie.
I've been awake for 37 hours and all I've managed to do is make a mess, and angrily wait on a friend to message me if they want me to make a mask of my own face or not.
July 7, 2025 at 9:08 AM
I've been awake for 37 hours and all I've managed to do is make a mess, and angrily wait on a friend to message me if they want me to make a mask of my own face or not.
I hate the modern Internet, have you tried to watch the Goonies into today's day and age?
Filth.
Filth.
July 7, 2025 at 5:29 AM
I hate the modern Internet, have you tried to watch the Goonies into today's day and age?
Filth.
Filth.
That part in Back to the Future 2 with Doc connecting the wires to the Clocktower, but it's just connected to my Air Frier and its Feta Cheese puff pastry parcel night, baby!
July 6, 2025 at 7:02 PM
That part in Back to the Future 2 with Doc connecting the wires to the Clocktower, but it's just connected to my Air Frier and its Feta Cheese puff pastry parcel night, baby!
Spent a hour photoshopping so it looks likemy friend is about to smash a rabbit with a hammer.
Artistic integrity be damned I'm using my powers for evil.
Artistic integrity be damned I'm using my powers for evil.
July 5, 2025 at 5:54 PM
Spent a hour photoshopping so it looks likemy friend is about to smash a rabbit with a hammer.
Artistic integrity be damned I'm using my powers for evil.
Artistic integrity be damned I'm using my powers for evil.
"Hey Joey pull up that video of Gorilla Grod. Look at this, it's insane. You know how strong Gorilla Grod is, he could rip your arm out of it's socket in less than a second. They'll try to tell you Superman threw a 400 pound Gorilla with psychic powers through a building? There's no way. "
May 24, 2025 at 2:37 AM
"Hey Joey pull up that video of Gorilla Grod. Look at this, it's insane. You know how strong Gorilla Grod is, he could rip your arm out of it's socket in less than a second. They'll try to tell you Superman threw a 400 pound Gorilla with psychic powers through a building? There's no way. "
Eating spoonful of Nutella is considered OK, but the moment I crack out the salt, you all go mental.
May 19, 2025 at 12:35 AM
Eating spoonful of Nutella is considered OK, but the moment I crack out the salt, you all go mental.
My collection of cursed cubes
May 3, 2025 at 12:28 PM
My collection of cursed cubes
Cosmic clown, an unfinished short story about a Clown struggling with being lost in space. It had zero dialog and had an Alien Circus... there wasn't much plot and the ending sort of just happened with him succumbing to the vacuum of space.
April 22, 2025 at 5:07 PM
Cosmic clown, an unfinished short story about a Clown struggling with being lost in space. It had zero dialog and had an Alien Circus... there wasn't much plot and the ending sort of just happened with him succumbing to the vacuum of space.
Cthulu all up on those beans.
April 22, 2025 at 4:39 PM
Cthulu all up on those beans.
So I watched the Mario Bros movie a few days ago for fun (Dennis Hopper is having so much fun) and watched double Dragon in our Bizarro watch party yesterday.
Let me tell you, only me and Chris Meekings and I survived until the end, and I do not blame anyone for leaving.
Let me tell you, only me and Chris Meekings and I survived until the end, and I do not blame anyone for leaving.
April 6, 2025 at 9:52 AM
So I watched the Mario Bros movie a few days ago for fun (Dennis Hopper is having so much fun) and watched double Dragon in our Bizarro watch party yesterday.
Let me tell you, only me and Chris Meekings and I survived until the end, and I do not blame anyone for leaving.
Let me tell you, only me and Chris Meekings and I survived until the end, and I do not blame anyone for leaving.
Watching all the video game movies.... pray for me.
April 6, 2025 at 5:06 AM
Watching all the video game movies.... pray for me.
Broke ass bitch requires $3000 worth of Candles.
March 31, 2025 at 5:01 PM
Broke ass bitch requires $3000 worth of Candles.
You have the equivalent of a spoons weight in plastic in your brain.
Get scoopin' !
Get scoopin' !
March 28, 2025 at 3:31 AM
You have the equivalent of a spoons weight in plastic in your brain.
Get scoopin' !
Get scoopin' !
That bit in Shrek where Fiona explodes a bird but she has a gun.
March 27, 2025 at 11:32 PM
That bit in Shrek where Fiona explodes a bird but she has a gun.
Does Anna Taylor bring you joy?
March 24, 2025 at 9:24 PM
Does Anna Taylor bring you joy?
Letting the world know that being able to drink dairy is a privilege.
March 23, 2025 at 12:12 AM
Letting the world know that being able to drink dairy is a privilege.
Opening up my inbox to submissions but only from those that have been previously dead.
I repeat GHOSTS ONLY.
I repeat GHOSTS ONLY.
March 23, 2025 at 12:01 AM
Opening up my inbox to submissions but only from those that have been previously dead.
I repeat GHOSTS ONLY.
I repeat GHOSTS ONLY.
Close up shot of Danny Devito as he's suffering from food poisoning.
Danny: I'm a Clam man.
Danny: I'm a Clam man.
March 22, 2025 at 4:54 PM
Close up shot of Danny Devito as he's suffering from food poisoning.
Danny: I'm a Clam man.
Danny: I'm a Clam man.
On the oddities of European holiday destinations that cater mostly to the English:
They're odd transitional places that exist between what the English are culturally and what the world sees us as. Liminal spaces of cheap horrible beer, fried breakfasts, and mobility scooters. I ❤️ them so much.
They're odd transitional places that exist between what the English are culturally and what the world sees us as. Liminal spaces of cheap horrible beer, fried breakfasts, and mobility scooters. I ❤️ them so much.
March 14, 2025 at 11:47 AM
On the oddities of European holiday destinations that cater mostly to the English:
They're odd transitional places that exist between what the English are culturally and what the world sees us as. Liminal spaces of cheap horrible beer, fried breakfasts, and mobility scooters. I ❤️ them so much.
They're odd transitional places that exist between what the English are culturally and what the world sees us as. Liminal spaces of cheap horrible beer, fried breakfasts, and mobility scooters. I ❤️ them so much.
No seriously, how many 'Baw Loch's' does Scotland have?
March 5, 2025 at 5:33 PM
No seriously, how many 'Baw Loch's' does Scotland have?
Me vs the colour out of space.
" Oi, ger aourt of it. Pack it in fahk face."
" Oi, ger aourt of it. Pack it in fahk face."
March 2, 2025 at 3:29 AM
Me vs the colour out of space.
" Oi, ger aourt of it. Pack it in fahk face."
" Oi, ger aourt of it. Pack it in fahk face."
Fucks sake Derby
March 1, 2025 at 4:17 AM
Fucks sake Derby