Leif Pettersen
@leifpettersen.bsky.social
Writer, juggler, vomit-free since '93. My latest book: SAVING THE WORLD ON $50 A DAY (fiction, spy/comedy). https://a.co/d/bLdlmZa
"Enlisted men will have dicks no shorter than six inches."
September 30, 2025 at 2:01 PM
"Enlisted men will have dicks no shorter than six inches."
This needs to be on a t-shirt.
June 30, 2025 at 12:08 PM
This needs to be on a t-shirt.
I somehow got away with this one.
May 21, 2025 at 1:04 PM
I somehow got away with this one.
That's the one! Wizard!
May 21, 2025 at 1:04 PM
That's the one! Wizard!
Living in Minnesota has a variety of low-key, but increasingly important perks. I can be in Canada in four hours, if necessary. Five, if the line at the car rental place is long.
May 21, 2025 at 12:40 PM
Living in Minnesota has a variety of low-key, but increasingly important perks. I can be in Canada in four hours, if necessary. Five, if the line at the car rental place is long.
Put some physical therapy equipment in the backroom. Some of us do that shit twice a day.
May 11, 2025 at 2:02 PM
Put some physical therapy equipment in the backroom. Some of us do that shit twice a day.