Leif Pettersen
@leifpettersen.bsky.social
Writer, juggler, vomit-free since '93. My latest book: SAVING THE WORLD ON $50 A DAY (fiction, spy/comedy). https://a.co/d/bLdlmZa
Sleep monitor or smartwatch from 1991?
October 22, 2025 at 3:54 PM
Sleep monitor or smartwatch from 1991?
Not to brag, but I just fixed my non-filling toilet tank with four pennies.
June 16, 2025 at 2:29 PM
Not to brag, but I just fixed my non-filling toilet tank with four pennies.
I somehow got away with this one.
May 21, 2025 at 1:04 PM
I somehow got away with this one.
This was meant to be a reply to someone, but Bluesky glitched and the post disappeared.
Anyway, here's the video call background I used at work. No one said anything, which in my book is a full-throated endorsement.
Anyway, here's the video call background I used at work. No one said anything, which in my book is a full-throated endorsement.
May 21, 2025 at 12:53 PM
This was meant to be a reply to someone, but Bluesky glitched and the post disappeared.
Anyway, here's the video call background I used at work. No one said anything, which in my book is a full-throated endorsement.
Anyway, here's the video call background I used at work. No one said anything, which in my book is a full-throated endorsement.
I got a new vacuum, finally. They sound slightly different.
May 18, 2025 at 6:36 PM
I got a new vacuum, finally. They sound slightly different.
The SAVING THE WORLD ON $50 A DAY sale ends at midnight CT!
“A clever, LOL story about a dickhead billionaire who (fingers crossed) doesn't win.”
“At one point I noticed I was reading with a constant smile on my face and had to relax my cheeks."
www.amazon.com/Saving-World... #booksky
“A clever, LOL story about a dickhead billionaire who (fingers crossed) doesn't win.”
“At one point I noticed I was reading with a constant smile on my face and had to relax my cheeks."
www.amazon.com/Saving-World... #booksky
May 7, 2025 at 11:48 AM
The SAVING THE WORLD ON $50 A DAY sale ends at midnight CT!
“A clever, LOL story about a dickhead billionaire who (fingers crossed) doesn't win.”
“At one point I noticed I was reading with a constant smile on my face and had to relax my cheeks."
www.amazon.com/Saving-World... #booksky
“A clever, LOL story about a dickhead billionaire who (fingers crossed) doesn't win.”
“At one point I noticed I was reading with a constant smile on my face and had to relax my cheeks."
www.amazon.com/Saving-World... #booksky
Even more product placements for my new spy/comedyin popular films! Wow!
Sale ends at midnight tomorrow.
www.amazon.com/Saving-World... #booksky
Sale ends at midnight tomorrow.
www.amazon.com/Saving-World... #booksky
May 6, 2025 at 7:14 PM
Even more product placements for my new spy/comedyin popular films! Wow!
Sale ends at midnight tomorrow.
www.amazon.com/Saving-World... #booksky
Sale ends at midnight tomorrow.
www.amazon.com/Saving-World... #booksky
Reminder: The ebook version of my new spy/comedy, SAVING THE WORLD ON $50 A DAY, is on sale now for the low, low price of $2.99!
Now, please enjoy the incredible product placements in popular films that my book has already received.
www.amazon.com/Saving-World... #booksky
Now, please enjoy the incredible product placements in popular films that my book has already received.
www.amazon.com/Saving-World... #booksky
May 6, 2025 at 11:44 AM
Reminder: The ebook version of my new spy/comedy, SAVING THE WORLD ON $50 A DAY, is on sale now for the low, low price of $2.99!
Now, please enjoy the incredible product placements in popular films that my book has already received.
www.amazon.com/Saving-World... #booksky
Now, please enjoy the incredible product placements in popular films that my book has already received.
www.amazon.com/Saving-World... #booksky
Did you know that my novel was so well received that they started inserting it into already finished movies to modernize them? Ture story.
May 5, 2025 at 6:04 PM
Did you know that my novel was so well received that they started inserting it into already finished movies to modernize them? Ture story.
I am running a three-day, 60% ebook discount promotion for SAVING THE WORLD ON $50 A DAY on Mon-Wed, May 5-7. (In other words, right now!)
If you want to read about an evil billionaire who (fingers crossed) doesn't win, this book is for you. Also, the LOLs.
www.amazon.com/Saving-World...
#booksky
If you want to read about an evil billionaire who (fingers crossed) doesn't win, this book is for you. Also, the LOLs.
www.amazon.com/Saving-World...
#booksky
May 5, 2025 at 11:26 AM
I am running a three-day, 60% ebook discount promotion for SAVING THE WORLD ON $50 A DAY on Mon-Wed, May 5-7. (In other words, right now!)
If you want to read about an evil billionaire who (fingers crossed) doesn't win, this book is for you. Also, the LOLs.
www.amazon.com/Saving-World...
#booksky
If you want to read about an evil billionaire who (fingers crossed) doesn't win, this book is for you. Also, the LOLs.
www.amazon.com/Saving-World...
#booksky
Add "international tourism spending in the US" to the list of industries that are about to take a hit.
Seeing a lot of stories of international visitors being arbitrarily detained (sometimes for weeks) and deported. Word about that kind of thing travels fast. Why take the risk?
Seeing a lot of stories of international visitors being arbitrarily detained (sometimes for weeks) and deported. Word about that kind of thing travels fast. Why take the risk?
March 17, 2025 at 12:04 PM
Add "international tourism spending in the US" to the list of industries that are about to take a hit.
Seeing a lot of stories of international visitors being arbitrarily detained (sometimes for weeks) and deported. Word about that kind of thing travels fast. Why take the risk?
Seeing a lot of stories of international visitors being arbitrarily detained (sometimes for weeks) and deported. Word about that kind of thing travels fast. Why take the risk?
These guys held up River Road traffic for several minutes, protesting all the hoomans that were suddenly on their turf, enjoying the 70-degree weather.
March 10, 2025 at 8:56 PM
These guys held up River Road traffic for several minutes, protesting all the hoomans that were suddenly on their turf, enjoying the 70-degree weather.
Second batch in four days. I'm not giving up. You're giving up.
February 23, 2025 at 5:04 PM
Second batch in four days. I'm not giving up. You're giving up.
I'm sure some guerrilla activists out there would be interested to know that Facebook Ads Manager recently added an audience targeting option that, oddly, allows advertisers to directly target full-time Facebook employees.
February 21, 2025 at 2:15 PM
I'm sure some guerrilla activists out there would be interested to know that Facebook Ads Manager recently added an audience targeting option that, oddly, allows advertisers to directly target full-time Facebook employees.
Day 5 of the polar vortex and no heat in the condo. We've reached the "any excuse to turn on the oven" phase.
February 20, 2025 at 7:40 PM
Day 5 of the polar vortex and no heat in the condo. We've reached the "any excuse to turn on the oven" phase.
Greetings from Day 3 of Minnesota's latest polar vortex and my heat not working.
February 18, 2025 at 4:57 PM
Greetings from Day 3 of Minnesota's latest polar vortex and my heat not working.
There is 117% chance that Coristine, a.k.a. "BigBalls," posts our personal data on Discord before this is over.
February 12, 2025 at 6:12 PM
There is 117% chance that Coristine, a.k.a. "BigBalls," posts our personal data on Discord before this is over.
But it seems more likely (to me) that wealth will fraudulently go into Dump's pocket somehow.
February 3, 2025 at 6:46 PM
But it seems more likely (to me) that wealth will fraudulently go into Dump's pocket somehow.
But it seems more likely (to me) that wealth will fraudulently go into Dump's pocket somehow.
February 3, 2025 at 6:46 PM
But it seems more likely (to me) that wealth will fraudulently go into Dump's pocket somehow.
A thrown club caught in a balance is stupid, but not stupid enough for us. A bounced club caught in a balance, on the other hand...
February 2, 2025 at 3:42 PM
A thrown club caught in a balance is stupid, but not stupid enough for us. A bounced club caught in a balance, on the other hand...
The one-in-a-million standing club drop. I've seen it twice in 43 years of juggling.
January 31, 2025 at 8:04 PM
The one-in-a-million standing club drop. I've seen it twice in 43 years of juggling.
January 29, 2025 at 9:43 PM
Anyway, when the next global grape Crystal Light Energy shortage occurs, I am ready.
January 27, 2025 at 7:51 PM
Anyway, when the next global grape Crystal Light Energy shortage occurs, I am ready.
I'm at a juggling festival in Madison, Wisconsin.
Here's the elusive three-club multiplex hatchet throw. (You don't want to know how long it took to figure this one out.)
Here's the elusive three-club multiplex hatchet throw. (You don't want to know how long it took to figure this one out.)
January 18, 2025 at 6:21 PM
I'm at a juggling festival in Madison, Wisconsin.
Here's the elusive three-club multiplex hatchet throw. (You don't want to know how long it took to figure this one out.)
Here's the elusive three-club multiplex hatchet throw. (You don't want to know how long it took to figure this one out.)