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𝙸𝚗𝚜𝚙𝚎𝚌𝚝𝚘𝚛 𝙳𝚎𝚍𝚊𝚗
@legrandmr.bsky.social
Guardian of Zone 1, and the Queen’s official inspector
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Parody account owned by @theloaf1743.bsky.social

Not affiliated with OFF and Mortis Ghost
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September 27, 2025 at 10:21 PM
Loaf
SeriouslyWHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON WITH MY BUS SPECIFICALLY

IT’S BEEN LIKE THIS FOR A MONTH
September 16, 2025 at 11:13 AM
Loaf

Don’t mind me.
Just gonna go commit various crimes on this transportation system
September 15, 2025 at 12:40 PM
Loaf

I was so done with being stranded in rain for the bus I just decided to take an umbrella wherever I went.

I use one that folds onto itself (to like half the size of a regular umbrella). Although you do need to keep it unstrapped, maybe open and shake it a bit, to dry it.
September 14, 2025 at 10:45 PM
Loaf

Decided to draw this interaction I had with @themaskedrebellion.bsky.social earlier today

I think it’s mostly good.
September 12, 2025 at 1:16 AM
Loaf

Well I still have the uhh

…pocket watch that makes you angry or sleepy, or makes me a bit faster
…and the weird teleportation lightning trick.

All I can do cannonically is fuck around angrily, and fuck off before I find out 💀
September 11, 2025 at 5:32 PM

You’re fired.
September 11, 2025 at 1:47 PM
Loaf

Tried redesigning my Dedan for future interaction art
I think this one is a good balance
September 9, 2025 at 11:27 PM
September 9, 2025 at 2:47 AM
[Heavy breathing]

YOU’RE the ones going on MY proprety, THREATENING ME, just because I jinxed a FUCKING PICNIC.

And I don’t give a damn about some « Lord of Aries » bullshit.
You’re a nobody, coming in and acting like you’re above this Zone’s ROYAL GUARDIAN!

And even then..
September 8, 2025 at 6:41 PM
Loaf

I like to think Dedan has minor time powers (which could also explain how he applies haste (attacks faster) to himself)

He can summon speech bubbles that disable abilities

And TECHNICALLY he has dimensional powers (he created Zone 1. And as long as a guardian of a zone is alive,—
September 8, 2025 at 4:55 PM

Is this a fucking joke?
An actual. FUCKING. GOAT?

Even our COWS are more competent that a SHEEP with HORNS.
September 8, 2025 at 1:09 PM
𝐈’𝐕𝐄 𝐇𝐀𝐃 𝐄𝐍𝐎𝐔𝐆𝐇 𝐎𝐅 𝐘𝐎𝐔 𝐃𝐈𝐌𝐖𝐈𝐓𝐒

#OFFgame #OFFTheRPG #OFFRP #mortisghost #parodysky #RP #RPSky #SFWRP #MVRP
September 8, 2025 at 2:59 AM
Loaf

Update: I’ve looked into the terms of service ( mobile.twitter.com/en/tos )
Unfortunately, in the « Content on the Services - Your Rights and Grant of Rights in the Content » section of their ToS, it is stated that they can use your posts for basically anything as seen below in the pictures…
September 8, 2025 at 1:17 AM
The jinx worked.
You’re welcome.
September 8, 2025 at 1:05 AM
Loaf

Sure why not!👏👏
September 7, 2025 at 5:58 PM
[He shrieks]

AHH!! I’M SORRY!! I’M SORRY I’M SO MEAN TO EVERYONE!!!

I ONLY DO IT BECAUSE I DISLIKE PEOPLE WHO I SEE AS INCOMPETENT!!

I JUST WANT MY ZONE TO BE OPERATE SAFELYY-Y-YYYY!!!
September 7, 2025 at 5:51 PM
H-

DAMN IT!

[He teleports away]
September 7, 2025 at 2:30 PM
1/2

[It was the first time that the inspector had felt fear]
September 7, 2025 at 2:30 PM
Loaf

Temporary shitpost pin while I get around to making one
September 6, 2025 at 2:42 AM
I hear you, large TV man.

Now the real question:
What sorta games we talkin’ about?
September 6, 2025 at 2:25 AM
September 6, 2025 at 1:44 AM
…Because it’d be dark as shit
Can’t see nothin’
September 6, 2025 at 1:42 AM
Man this shi is boringggg
Nothin's going on
September 5, 2025 at 1:11 PM
Guess who’s BAAACK!

[ 𝙂𝙖𝙧𝙤𝙪 𝙢𝙖𝙠𝙚𝙨 𝙖 𝙘𝙤𝙢𝙚𝙗𝙖𝙘𝙠 𝙩𝙤 #parodybsky ! ]
September 4, 2025 at 10:36 PM